Your biggest fail...

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So my senior year, after a string of horrible relationships and encounters with girls, I thought maybe I should try and hook up with a fat girl. My friends all laughed and disagreed but I decided I wanted to climb this mountain. So I found one, and we went back to my place and while we were hooking up she proceeds to climb on top of me. Mid way through she looks down and goes "I feel like I'm going to break you!" I'm thinking "Holy crap free willy how much do you weigh?!?" So she gets on top and I suddenly start to really hate myself so I try to push her off but I couldn't. She thought I was feeling her up. FML
 
I got an A- once... EPIC FAIL. 🙄

No my worst was probably showing up an hour late the first day at a job after my alarm did not wake me up, as I had been up having fun. Yet this was an afternoon shift.

first day of class sat next to this girl and started talking about how i would blow off this class and it was an easy core no one cared about, etc. etc.

at the very end of the class she got up, and went to the front as the teacher introduced her as the main TA grading everything

That's when you go and say, "Oh my name's [insert worst enemy in class], by the way."
 
I applied for a job as a bank teller at a local bank this past summer. I get called in for an interview and they tell me "ok before we get started you need to take this personality test, there are no wrong answers so just be honest." I take the thing and walk back into the boss's office and she says "I'm sorry but you failed the personality test."
 
I applied for a job as a bank teller at a local bank this past summer. I get called in for an interview and they tell me "ok before we get started you need to take this personality test, there are no wrong answers so just be honest." I take the thing and walk back into the boss's office and she says "I'm sorry but you failed the personality test."

There are always right answers!! 😀
 
We were making aspirin in Chem lab...and my group somehow had a 33% error on our product. And one of my group members made lots of comparisons between our aspirin-making and cooking up meth. 😱
 
Umm...I skipped my analytical chem class for so long that I accidentally skipped a test...that was a pretty big blow to my grades in that course 😆

You went to UF right? Who did you take analytical with? I knew a few people who accidentally skipped tests (and quizzes) because they just never went to class!
 
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That's mine.
 
Back in high school, I was on Drill Team (Exhibition - spinning rifles) for the first time. We were taught that day how to toss the rifles high and catch them correctly. Being stupid, I thought I was really good at it (at first we didn't toss them but still went through most of the move, barely practiced the actual toss) because I caught it once or twice. After practice, I kept tossing it and one time I didn't catch it correct and it instead jammed my finger back. My finger turned black/purple and a little green and was swollen. I couldn't move it at all. I was told it would take about a month to heal and to not do any drill. It ended up healing within two weeks (trying to stretch the joint a little at a time so my finger would move). I should have known not to do something I really wasn't good at, haha! :laugh:
 
this is kind of old, but when i was in high school, i was late for a meeting, and in my rush, i slipped down a gravel hill. huge gashes on both of my knees, elbows, and of course, a "harry potter" cut right on my forehead. so clumsy...😱 but the guy that helped me to the health room is now a great friend of mine who is now in nursing school...:laugh:
 
There are always right answers!! 😀

Lol I think I was a little "too" truthful on some of the questions. Such as answering "life of the party" on the question about my behavior at social events.
 
For one of my non-school related fails;

My cousin and I got the bright idea to ride big-wheals down a hill. I broke my wrist in two places. I mean, those things are like four inches off the ground. How did I manage that one?
 
Woke up late in grade 12 for my chemistry exam, came in 1hour 15 mins late, 40% on it failed chem, but fortunately got a 2 on the AP chem test.
 
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that is sooooo weak, next time someone asks for fail just say you're a nole 😎



how can that be, you love water?

Ha ha very funny! =] Water you drink not a big pool of water where I'd drown in. Terrified of swimming because I almost drowned a few times when I was little.
 
My biggest fail was this past week. 🙁 a 40% on an Orgo I test, after getting 2 B's on the 2 previous tests. Agggghhh!! 👎 So frustrating. I studied like mad for that test too.
 
My biggest fail was this past week. 🙁 a 40% on an Orgo I test, after getting 2 B's on the 2 previous tests. Agggghhh!! 👎 So frustrating. I studied like mad for that test too.

That's the worst. It is one thing if one fails after not studying at all. But when one fails after working one's a** off, then that sucks.
 
At my undergrad we had to take a year of foreign language, even though I took three years worth of Spanish in high school. Fortunately, taking just second-semester Spanish fulfills the requirement--we didn't have to take the full year.

I decided to take Spanish at a community college. But it was going to be hard to make it to class, so I worked out something with the professor. Since I already had three years of Spanish, she said I could just show up on test days and get credit for the class that way.

So I show up for the first test, about a week after class starts. I felt fairly ok after the test. Certainly not an A, but I thought I did decently.

I asked her later how I did, and she said to stop by her office. So I stop by, and she asks how I thought I did. I said "I think I did OK--maybe a B or B-."

Her response was "You failed. You failed abysmally."

I scored a 26%. 26%! That's one thing for a 5-point quiz that you just write off, but for a test, that's pretty bad! And, rather embarrassing, especially considering the professor worked out a special arrangement for me to not have to attend class.

Fortunately, this failure turned into a great sense of pride. The professor told me I should start with intro Spanish, but I convinced her to give me one more chance, and if I didn't get at least a C, then I'd drop the course and start w/ the intro level. She said yes, but I had to come to class, which I was able to work out (and the classes were great too and one of my favorites in undergrad--and the professor was a wonderful teacher).

Anyway, I got a B on the next exam, and also ended up with a B in the class. I was pretty darn proud of that--I had to get a lot of A's to compensate for a 26%!!!

I kept the bad test for two reasons 1) as a source of inspiration to show how hard work really does pay off and 2) if I'm every feeling cocky or sure of myself, I look that that test for a big slice of humble pie.
 
You went to UF right? Who did you take analytical with? I knew a few people who accidentally skipped tests (and quizzes) because they just never went to class!

i rarely remember professor names, but i remember this one: Dr. Winefordner. i was screwed in that class from the beginning.
 
2 C's my first quarter of college as a freshman. Way to get off on the right foot, no? Luckily I picked it up a notch after that reality check. 🙄
 
That's the worst. It is one thing if one fails after not studying at all. But when one fails after working one's a** off, then that sucks.

UGH!! AMEN!! 😡
 
first day of class sat next to this girl and started talking about how i would blow off this class and it was an easy core no one cared about, etc. etc.

at the very end of the class she got up, and went to the front as the teacher introduced her as the main TA grading everything

First day of class, a girl tripped (not in a serious way) walking into the classroom 10mins before class. I couldn't help but laugh a little, and being the only one in the room, atm, she noticed. Turned out she was the TA - oh ****. I switched into a harder Calculus class a week later lol.
 
Hmm...another one of my biggest fails...physics 1. That class was absolutely terrible, and my school is notorious for having terrible physics professors. I managed a B- (curved grades by about 10 points, A was 82 and up, and so on). I ended up taking physics 2 during the summer at a local state college and got an A in both lecture and lab.
 
i rarely remember professor names, but i remember this one: Dr. Winefordner. i was screwed in that class from the beginning.

Haha, I had him too! I think the new professor is a bit tougher, so people are less likely to skip.
 
Haha, I had him too! I think the new professor is a bit tougher, so people are less likely to skip.

Dude called me out the first class. I came in waay late, so when he started handing out quizzes, he was like "the guy in the back, you're not allowed to take the quiz." Then next class, my bus broke down en route to school, so I was late again, and he again told me I wouldn't be allowed to take the quiz. I was like screw this crap, and didn't go to class again until about 6 weeks later for the 2nd test(after accidentally skipping the first one).

At the end of the semester, I missed the finals registration deadline, so when I went to his office to request that he allow me to take it, he pulled out my attendance quiz sheet and was like "you never came to class, i'm not gonna let you take it." I ended up emailing the department head and even Machen, idk if it worked but he did end up letting us take the final. He told me that I'd be allowed to take it like less than 24 hours before the date....so yea, that was my only C in a BCPM course lol.
 
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