Your school stereotyped right here!

[San_Juan_Sun]

Since some posters believe everything they read on SDN, I thought I'd do them a favor, and compile all the rumors, hearsay, and "reputation" right here:

TUCOM: Old Navy bases suck, plus I hear the Bay Area smells funny

COMP: School on verge of financial ruin, if you don't get mugged on your way to school, the admin will clean you out when you get there

AZCOM: Might as well not bother to show up for 3rd and 4th years

TCOM: 8th best medical school in Texas

OSUCOM: Being in Oklahoma, this is just too easy

UHS (or whatever they're called now): a new name won't cover up the stink

DMU: Super-geniouses?.... is there no truth in advertising?

MSU: Best med school in Lansing... okay, maybe not

OUCOM: Never heard of 'em, do people actually go here?

LECOM: Granite statues? Dress code? Diagnosis: ego hypertrophy.

Pikeville: must... resist... inbreeding... joke... here......

NOVA: Watch out for hurricanes, and Rush Limbaugh hanging around your pharm students

WVCOM: must... resist... inbreeding... joke... here... too.....

VCOM: Perilously close to West Virginia

PCOM: I can't get the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air song out of my head

NYCOM: Next year's class rumored to have roughly 30,000 students

UNECOM: Be careful going here. I hear that Massachusetts is contagious.


***EDITOR"S NOTE: I do not mention KCOM. As Bambi's mother taught me: if you can't say anything nice....

Before you get all hot and bothered, just don't believe everything you read.

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[DOtobe]

LECOM: Granite statues? Dress code? Diagnosis: ego hypertrophy.

Don't forget the people that think all you need to get into LECOM is a pulse. LECOM is the "easiest," "least selective" DO school.

 

[luckystar]

DMU: Super-geniouses?.... is there no truth in advertising?

That and there's nothing to do in all of Iowa except shuck corn.

 

[Aloha Kid]

San Juan Sun,

Don't forget KCOM - 1st and 2nd year in the middle of no where, boon-docks. Oh, and 3rd and 4th year KCOM students who are assigned to AZ do the same rotations as AZCOM students. SOOOO, they might as well not show up for 3rd and 4th year as well.

 

[Yosh]

BRAVO....I enjoyed the HUMOR!

...sadly there does seem to be an ounce of truth in all jokes...
.....an ounce...a whole pound....WHATEVER!!!

 

[(nicedream)]

 

[Ryan]

HOLY CRAP.... I can barely type i'm laughing so hard!!!!! Thanks I needed this thread today! .....OHHH......I had to retype that three times and it still ain't right!

 

[!dr_nick!]

And whats wrong with oklahoma?!

 

[sophiejane]

I'm trying to figure out how that guy is such a perfect pear shape. Is his gut actually levitating because he is jumping in the air? The flab seems somehow suspended in midair. Fascinating!

Is he from Oklahoma? he looks like some of my relatives....

 

[MartinLuther]

Since some posters believe everything they read on SDN, I thought I'd do them a favor, and compile all the rumors, hearsay, and "reputation" right here:

TUCOM: Old Navy bases suck, plus I hear the Bay Area smells funny

COMP: School on verge of financial ruin, if you don't get mugged on your way to school, the admin will clean you out when you get there

AZCOM: Might as well not bother to show up for 3rd and 4th years

TCOM: 8th best medical school in Texas

OSUCOM: Being in Oklahoma, this is just too easy

UHS (or whatever they're called now): a new name won't cover up the stink

DMU: Super-geniouses?.... is there no truth in advertising?

MSU: Best med school in Lansing... okay, maybe not

OUCOM: Never heard of 'em, do people actually go here?

LECOM: Granite statues? Dress code? Diagnosis: ego hypertrophy.

Pikeville: must... resist... inbreeding... joke... here......

NOVA: Watch out for hurricanes, and Rush Limbaugh hanging around your pharm students

WVCOM: must... resist... inbreeding... joke... here... too.....

VCOM: Perilously close to West Virginia

PCOM: I can't get the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air song out of my head

NYCOM: Next year's class rumored to have roughly 30,000 students

UNECOM: Be careful going here. I hear that Massachusetts is contagious.


***EDITOR"S NOTE: I do not mention KCOM. As Bambi's mother taught me: if you can't say anything nice....

Before you get all hot and bothered, just don't believe everything you read.

Hey, you left out the sock in the crotch for all UNE SDO's...women too

 

[surrender903]

actually a better PCOM one would be :

PCOM- are the girls hot or what!?!?

 

[jhug]

Is his gut actually levitating because he is jumping in the air? The flab seems somehow suspended in midair. Fascinating!

look at his eyes...there is some major adipose adjusting going on there too...and is that his LIVER???!!!
SJS, love the thread...thanks for the good laugh!

 

[DrOctagon]

You left out UMDNJ, what gives..

Where's the love?.. err, i mean hate

 

[Anduril]

With regards to LECOM...............You hit the nail on the head

 

[Phil Anthropist]

any entertaining stereotype for CCOM?

 

[San_Juan_Sun]

CCOM: AZCOM's little brother to the North (kind of like Canada)

UMDNJ: I swear the Night on the Roxbury guys are 3 rd years there.