You're welcome

[Than0s]

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For those of you who want to get into medical school, I just wanted to inform you that its much easier as of last year. I'm sure you're well aware, a while ago I obtained all six infinity stones, and with the snap of my fingers, half of all life in the universe was destroyed.

Which means, half of your colleagues were also destroyed. But do you know what I didn't destroy? The number of spots in medical schools for first year students. Which means this year, there will be half the number of applicants applying for the same number of spots.

You're welcome.

 

[freedoctor17]

Not that I'm thinking about this... but does that mean you've also wiped out half of the accepted students from this past cycle so I can expect some major waitlist movement? 😛

 

[Master Thinker]

Should just change your name to "pre-requisites." Then you would have destroyed >50% of the competition.

 

[dr_kateb]

#thanosdidnothingwrong

 

[907914]

Thanos is definitely on to something, but certain historical figures have made genocide politically incorrect.

I mean, it has always been and always will be morally incorrect, just the 20th century made it a poor political decision.

 

[Catalystik]

But do you know what I didn't destroy? The number of spots in medical schools for first year students. Which means this year, there will be half the number of applicants applying for the same number of spots.

With the number of experienced faculty and staff also destroyed, it might be necessary to change all med school curricula to Problem Based Learning. With half the patients, residents, and attendings destroyed, we must think of changing in-person clinical rotations to video role-playing games.

Satirical example: https://gomerblog.com/2013/07/playstation-3-to-unveil-new-colonoscopy-video-game/

 

[Matthew9Thirtyfive]

I actually just watched that movie last night. If only the Avengers had a moderator on their team. Maybe they’ll use me in Endgame.