EDIVET: Do you have what it takes to be a veterinarian?

[LetItSnow]

I think SOV just compared me to a ripe cheese.

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[WildZoo]

I think SOV just compared me to a ripe cheese.

Some people are into that

 

[WildZoo]

Wait does that make me an unripe cheese?

 

[dyachei]

Wait does that make me an unripe cheese?

yes. wait a few years before eating WZ

 

[WillowLeaf]

I know, I do love chocolate but it'd be odd to have it covering bacon.

Omg that sounds delicious! Odd, for sure, but yummy.

Because I love you all so much, I volunteer to make the sacrifice of making this sometime and reporting back with results.

 

[WhtsThFrequency]

yes. wait a few years before eating WZ

 

[WhtsThFrequency]

Lawd. The maturity....it's lacking.

 

[WillowLeaf]

On the bright side, if WZ ever disappears, we'll have one suspect already.

 

[dyachei]

On the bright side, if WZ ever disappears, we'll have one suspect already.

are you kidding me? I wouldn't eat her. I'd steal her tendons and ligaments. So young. So unbroken

 

[WhtsThFrequency]

are you kidding me? I wouldn't eat her. I'd steal her tendons and ligaments. So young. So unbroken

 

[StartingoverVet]

So, back to the OP, What does it take to be a veterinarian?
Ripe cheese?
Bacon?
potatoes?
maturity or immaturity?

I am so confused by this thread now.

 

[Skimble]

Definitely mature cheese and potatoes, with or without bacon (depending on personal preference).

 

[lhmhtd]

what the actual **** happened with this thread.

all i know is:
1. i do not eat bacon, so i won't be partaking in the bacon festivities
2. some sort of gubernatorial or something pouch is filled with a cheese-like substance that may be not yet be ripe enough to touch (much like wz)
3. you guys like to bicker

 

[WillowLeaf]

So, back to the OP, What does it take to be a veterinarian?
Ripe cheese?
Bacon?
potatoes?
maturity or immaturity?

I am so confused by this thread now.

What are you talking about, we're totally on topic. Here's what it takes:

• Very ripe cheese - useful to cover up various nasty smells.
• Potatoes - useful because the carbs make lots of glucose available to your brain to help you think. Also useful for practicing cutting with your surgical tools. @brightimpressio can replace potatoes with candy if she wishes.
  
• Bacon - for protein, to help you have strong muscles for wrestling the crazy, big dogs. Also fat which can be used to send ketone bodies to the brain if you get a little low on glucose during long, busy days, and potato energy doesn't last long enough.
• Immaturity - to make work fun and funny.
• Pretend maturity - to prevent your clients from realizing how immature you truly are.

 

[dyachei]

what the actual **** happened with this thread.

all i know is:
1. i do not eat bacon, so i won't be partaking in the bacon festivities
2. some sort of gubernatorial or something pouch is filled with a cheese-like substance that may be not yet be ripe enough to touch (much like wz)
3. you guys like to bicker

most of us are done arguing. And are talking about cheese and bacon....

 

[LetItSnow]

most of us are done arguing. And are talking about cheese and bacon....

My moral compass says eat more cheese and bacon.

 

[dyachei]

My moral compass says eat more cheese and bacon.

I told you, LIS. You're supposed to eat the magnet and then the farmer uses THEIR compass...

 

[DVMDream]

Dats groce. And definitely not proper usage of a power tool.

Don't tell me how to pick my boogers. Power tools work the best.

 

[DVMDream]

I told you, LIS. You're supposed to eat the magnet and then the farmer uses THEIR compass...

Are we trying to keep LIS from getting hardware disease?

 

[dyachei]

Are we trying to keep LIS from getting hardware disease?

maybe....

 

[WildZoo]

may be not yet be ripe enough to touch (much like wz)

I'm dying

 

[dyachei]

I assume that is why we are talking about compasses as vets and pre-vets

 

[LetItSnow]

I told you, LIS. You're supposed to eat the magnet and then the farmer uses THEIR compass...

Your face is a cow!

 

[dyachei]

Your face is a cow!

I'd say your mom's face is a cow, but she's likely a very nice lady that already had to put up with you

 

[brightimpressio]

Crying .

 

[KCgophervet]

I think SOV just compared me to a ripe cheese.

It's the smell...

 

[WhtsThFrequency]

Ooooo that smell.

 

[Saki Nishibi]

My spirit animal is potato topped with delicious cheese. I think I'm just meant to be a vet.

 

[Doktor Timo]

Well, this thread turned out to be very different than I expected when I saw the title.