Ha ha. OK I'll bite -a little!
They actually treat the students pretty good. The interns is another story....
There used to be a rule, students can only talk to Interns, Interns can only talk to 2nd years, and only 2nd years can talk to 3rd years, and only 3rd years are allowed to talk to an attending. They are
extremely hierarchical. This rule is said to no longer exist, but some residents still abide by it.
An Intern was putting agendas up at the PI on the doors for one of the mini residencies that they do on the weekends. The Intern went home at around 11pm (usual quitting time for interns) and was called by one of the senior residents to come back to the PI and adjust the signs because they were "slightly crooked". Nope, the senior resident couldn't adjust it while they measured each side to the micrometer, they had to call the Intern to get out of bed and drive 15 minutes to do it.
Every Sunday, they have a radiology conference with one particular attending. All the residents have to be there in the morning waiting for him. He chooses to show up whenever it is convenient for him. As soon as he gets there one of the Interns must present him with an ice cold diet Coke (maybe it was pepsi?). Then they all grovel in his presence. Apparently, if he does not get the Coke he gets extremely angered.
When the Interns present to senior residents they have to follow the exact same format. State room number, then say the last name, followed by Mr or Mrs, then a bunch of other stuff and repeat labs and cultures that are days old (even if they said it earlier that day -yes they present multiple times a day). I heard a senior resident correct an intern that the proper way to say it was 'Johnson , Mr. Not Mr. Johnson' and then the Intern had to sheepishly start all over.
I saw a senior resident make an Intern go into a dirty truck with a canopy on to get something (it was the senior resident's own truck). The Intern had to keep her white coat on. When a student offered to help, the student was told no, "The Intern has to do it."
I could go on and on....it was a fun month! They do have some great residents there though and a couple of the guys are cute
ha ha.