No, no vitiligo (though tbh you'd probably have a hard time telling because yes, I am THAT pale).
Eyebrow pencil does the skin, though, right? I need something to color the actual hairs, so I thought mascara.
It's a moot point, I'd never bother tracking down makeup just for something this silly.
Oh, no! I'd never imply that you're BSing, I know you're not. It wasn't about not being
able to own a house, my family legitimately does not want to because we prefer renting. No maintenance, no taxes, if something breaks it just gets fixed with a phone call, if the house falls apart or the neighborhood goes to crap or hell, let's go try living somewhere else for fun or move to a new job...just move!
OK, see, even SHE has normal eyebrows. This is not helping me feel better
(jk, it totes is.)
Hmmm...eyebrow is less extreme than hair. I guess that'd mean I'd be a B-lister. If I'm Storm's parallel, I could what, make it a bit foggy? Which reminds me of my fav team-building question: favorite B-list superpower?
Mine would probably be the ability to just make somebody really have to use the bathroom, like
now. Subtle, not gonna save the world, but surprisingly useful. Awkward interview moment? No answer forthcoming? Well, that's OK, because suddenly the interviewer excuses themselves to run to the bathroom!
Key moment in a sports game, you want your team to win? Who do you think is faster, the guy with the empty or the full bladder?
Try plotting world domination when you have to go, NOW, every 30s.
To make it C-list, every time you use it, you also feel the effect. Or, you can only transfer your own level of misery onto others, so your power is only useful when
you really have to go. Better keep some emergency spoiled tacos in your back pocket!