sex in the OR

[ygolordned]

i admit it. i watched No Strings Attached because Natalie Portman. if you have seen it, you know of what i speak: sex in the OR!?!

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[Winged Scapula]

I haven't seen the movie but it wouldn't be my first choice of venue: too cold, tables too narrow, the videocam feed back to the control desk…

 

[Law2Doc]

... the videocam feed back to the control desk…

Or the only real positive of this venue might be the video set-up...
The lighting would be a bit harsh though.

 

[BlondeDocteur]

Hard to maintain sterility.

 

[Law2Doc]

Hard to maintain sterility.

Just chloroprep each other as foreplay.

 

[BlondeDocteur]

Who wants to put in the foley?

 

[Winged Scapula]

Dibs on the jelly rolls and the Candy Canes!!

 

[Smurfette]

Dibs on the jelly rolls and the Candy Canes!!

(knowing that probably just a minority of us in this forum know off-hand exactly what you're talking about).

A bean bag could help with the narrow OR table.

 

[BlondeDocteur]

Someone please tell me you've seen Urology drapes.

http://www.winnermedical.com/en/product/detail.aspx?NC=105003002002&ID=100000163059743

 

[QofQuimica]

I haven't seen the movie but it wouldn't be my first choice of venue: too cold, tables too narrow, the videocam feed back to the control desk…

Likewise. Nothing says the opposite of "turn-on" like a cold, hard metal table that has people's body fluids dripping on it all day, and if you're really lucky, maybe a missing sharp hiding out to poke you in a soft, unsuspecting sensitive spot when you least expect it. Then again, you hear stories about people hooking up in the gross anatomy lab, and that's even less appealing, so....who knows.

 

[Mad Jack]

Do you do a pre-check when you're doing it in the OR?

• Right Person
• Right Procedure
• Right Position
• Consent
• Duration
• Aspiration Risk
• Bloodwork/Labs

 

[Winged Scapula]

You forgot implants.

 

[Laryngophed]

You forgot implants.

I think you just made a "hardware" joke. Giggity.

 

[Winged Scapula]

(knowing that probably just a minority of us in this forum know off-hand exactly what you're talking about).

A bean bag could help with the narrow OR table.

Or a Hover Mat. Add the Bair Hugger and it's suddenly like a 4 star hotel room!

 

[Doctor Bob]

I'd be worried if you had to document EBL afterwards...

And who is going to do the equipment count when you're done?

 

[Law2Doc]

Do you do a pre-check when you're doing it in the OR?

• Right Person
• Right Procedure
• Right Position
• Consent
• Duration
• Aspiration Risk
• Bloodwork/Labs

Yes. And don't forget to write your initials on the appropriate anatomy of the other person before you start--wouldn't want any mix ups.

 

[BlondeDocteur]

This is a teaching hospital, is it not? Have the med student retract as needed. And it's up to you if the resident can do the critical part, or just get exposure for you instead.

 

[ThoracicGuy]

Will anesthesia need to intubate?

 

[amine2086]

Will anesthesia need to intubate?

Nah, no intubation for now. Might need to do an epidural about 37-40 weeks later.

 

[Smurfette]

Or a Hover Mat. Add the Bair Hugger and it's suddenly like a 4 star hotel room!

Yes, but those darn Bair Hugger hoses can fall out if they aren't positioned just right....

 

[Perrotfish]

The problem with OR sex is its always either too short or too long.

 

[Winged Scapula]

The problem with OR sex is its always either too short or too long.

Alas tis true for many things.

 

[Winged Scapula]

Yes, but those darn Bair Hugger hoses can fall out if they aren't positioned just right....

Hmmm...so many inappropriate things come to mind.

 

[evilbooyaa]

This is a really good thread.

 

[BlondeDocteur]

The problem with OR sex is its always either too short or too long.

Only when you give the med student a try.

 

[Kahreek]

Likewise. Nothing says the opposite of "turn-on" like a cold, hard metal table that has people's body fluids dripping on it all day, and if you're really lucky, maybe a missing sharp hiding out to poke you in a soft, unsuspecting sensitive spot when you least expect it. Then again, you hear stories about people hooking up in the gross anatomy lab, and that's even less appealing, so....who knows.

for someone trying to make it a turn off, it is not working with me.

 

[BlondeDocteur]

And you've already got your favorite playlist loaded on pandora.

 

[Winged Scapula]

Only when you give the med student a try.

The problem with medical students is they're all book knowledge, little practical skills.

 

[Raryn]

The problem with medical students is they're all book knowledge, little practical skills.

I think these days, people do more and more studying with videos.

 

[Winged Scapula]

Ick. That is bordering on offensive (not the picture so much but the idea of having sex with an anesthetized woman).

 

[Raryn]

Ick. That is bordering on offensive (not the picture so much but the idea of having sex with an anesthetized woman).

????

 

[Winged Scapula]

????

Someone posted a drawing of an anesthetized woman in lithotomy with a comment about how it was perfect for sex. Several people complained (including me), so some of our Super Mods removed it.

 

[colbgw02]

You people are savages.

 

[evilbooyaa]

Someone posted a drawing of an anesthetized woman in lithotomy with a comment about how it was perfect for sex. Several people complained (including me), so some of our Super Mods removed it.

Ew. That's creepy.

 

[Winged Scapula]

Ew. That's creepy.

Yep, it was.

 

[Lavan]

Someone posted a drawing of an anesthetized woman in lithotomy with a comment about how it was perfect for sex. Several people complained (including me), so some of our Super Mods removed it.

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[BlondeDocteur]

Here's a conundrum: contact precautions. What do we think of those open-in-the-back yellow gowns?

 

[ketosisevangelist]

Someone please tell me you've seen Urology drapes.

http://www.winnermedical.com/en/product/detail.aspx?NC=105003002002&ID=100000163059743

LITHOTOMY STYLE please.

 

[shan564]

Is Natalie Portman involved in this hypothetical scenario? If so, all of the aforementioned concerns are quelled.

 

[Law2Doc]

Is Natalie Portman involved in this hypothetical scenario? If so, all of the aforementioned concerns are quelled.

Nothings included. But the guys on the plastics board probably can make someone look sort of like her.

 

[touchpause13]

Someone posted a drawing of an anesthetized woman in lithotomy with a comment about how it was perfect for sex. Several people complained (including me), so some of our Super Mods removed it.

Wtf some people here are sickos.

 

[Winged Scapula]

Wtf some people here are sickos.

Perhaps. It was my assumption that they just didn't realize where the line was and they crossed it. There are a lot of people in medicine who don't understand this.

 

[touchpause13]

Perhaps. It was my assumption that they just didn't realize where the line was and they crossed it. There are a lot of people in medicine who don't understand this.

Yeah you have a point. Although the bolded is a bit disheartening.

 

[Mad Jack]

for someone trying to make it a turn off, it is not working with me.

 

[touchpause13]

 

[SouthernSurgeon]

Here's a conundrum: contact precautions. What do we think of those open-in-the-back yellow gowns?

It's kind of like a mullet...business in the front, party in the back

 

[Winged Scapula]

Yeah you have a point. Although the bolded is a bit disheartening.

Perhaps although not surprising. Medicine has superstar/good at everything types and socially awkward/spectrum disorder types. The majority fall somewhere in between. There is also an awful lot of immaturity, IMHO, amongst medical students which isn't surprising given the fact that most spent their college years studying rather than interacting with a wide variety of people in a variety of social and professional situations. So I am underwhelmed when we are engaging in some sassy salty sex talk here and someone doesn't realize that they've gone too far.

I could be wrong and in light of the tragedy at UCSB, perhaps the user in question has issues with understanding sexual relations and the idea of consent.

 

[BlondeDocteur]

@Winged Scapula, do you have a special tray to order up for just such an occasion?

Also how long do you anticipate room turnover will take afterwards?