WildZoo's WWild ZZoo Part 2 - Game Thread

[potentialsheltervet]

PSV pls.

If your criticisms fall in a WW thread, do they even make a sound?

I did also scream about it in Discord, so...
And when I was younger I yelled about it on Tumblr.
Anyway, Dear Evan Hansen sucks and the writers can swallow my depressed, anxious arms.

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[potentialsheltervet]

Ehhh, I would def do it. Like, 'Oh no I feel bad about losing' , 'I'll make up to it with messing with them making them think tbey still havent won'

Lol idea for next time

 

[bluestoat]

God I wish we could have yeeted one of Khepri and Santy today. Should have pushed harder. Should have cased instead of... I guess lunch? Or yesterday. Shoulda done that yesterday.

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Eat your lunch
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[potentialsheltervet]

Oh no now I'm super mad about Dear Evan Hansen

 

[Santygrass]

Awoooooooo

Look Dubz, they are howling!! Giv wolf flip pls

 

[Truenamer]

Wait wait wait, I found a coded message in Santy's first post. Took a while, let me know if you can read between the lines here and see it:

I am a wolf, Lawpy is my partner, I am going to kill AM, then genny, then Nate, awoooo

This is not real, I am a bad man

 

[potentialsheltervet]

...did you guys hear that?

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Eh, it was probably nothing.

 

[Truenamer]

I SWEAR TO GOD PSV

 

[Truenamer]

WERE YOU A POTENTIAL SHELTER VILLAIN ALL ALONG

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Except I thought...

 

[potentialsheltervet]

A-a-a... achoo

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Anew? Abu? Aleu? Askew?

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Oh, that's right
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Santygrass]

Wait wait wait, I found a coded message in Santy's first post. Took a while, let me know if you can read between the lines here and see it:


This is not real, I am a bad man

Fake. I dont mention Skill Issue at any point there, thats how you know its not me

 

[Truenamer]

Oh, that's right
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[Truenamer]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

 

[potentialsheltervet]

By the way:
STOP KILLING MY PARTNERS ON DAY 2. IT'S EXTREMELY RUDE.

 

[Truenamer]

By the way:
STOP KILLING MY PARTNERS ON DAY 2. IT'S EXTREMELY RUDE.

ARE YOU SERIOUS

 

[potentialsheltervet]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Now we're even

 

[Truenamer]

Now we're even

ALK;SDFJ;AJKSDFJKALSDFJLAKSDFKJASDKFL

I TOLD MYSELF I'D BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS

 

[Truenamer]

i still take some credit for lawpy

 

[potentialsheltervet]

I don't know what possessed me to kill genny N2. skill issue

 

[Santygrass]

I don't know what possessed me to kill genny N2. skill issue

Genny looked at you funny

 

[Truenamer]

Guess I can reveal now that

I'm an Innocent Child

 

[Zenge142]

I don't know what possessed me to kill genny N2. skill issue

Watch this be a village!PSV fake claim

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Watch this be a village!PSV fake claim

I would do this

 

[Santygrass]

Watch this be a village!PSV fake claim

No pls

 

[Clem J]

Ironically this always makes me think the person doing it will flip town

 

[Truenamer]

Watch this be a village!PSV fake claim

Maybe we'll know in a decade when Dubz finishes

 

[Lawpy]

Tot pls

 

[potentialsheltervet]

Tot pls

Why are you such a tot thot?

 

[Truenamer]

Tot pls

Okay, this is the real sign.

Dang. GG. Y'all did good. This was hard.

 

[Santygrass]

Poor Zenge, their back must hurt a lot after all of that carrying

 

[Lawpy]

Okay, this is the real sign.

Dang. GG. Y'all did good. This was hard.

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Unlikely I just want to tot pls
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[Zenge142]

Maybe we'll know in a decade when Dubz finishes

Don’t joke. I’ve been waiting for the real RvB Midwife flips wolf write up for over a year now

 

[Khepri]

Incredible play PSV

Thanks for the carry zenge

 

[WildZoo]

Day 4

The giraffe woke up and, as he had two days prior, chose violence. How and why he was still alive, he had no clue, but he was determined to make the poachers regret taking that cute little quokka instead of him.

But the other animals were losing it. They looked left and right and all they saw were machines. The sea turtle emerged from the aquarium to try to fight the cheetah, which was pretty entertaining. Some even glared at the giraffe with suspicion, despite the fact that he had crushed that animatronic sifaka. The red wolf nipped at his heels, but the giraffe was having none of it.

"See this is the problem," he said, "Too many meat-eaters left in the park. Y'all are being bloodthirsty when you should be working together."
The black bear looked up at him with a tragic expression. "I can't do it. I can't put the nail in the coffin of another friend. I was already so wrong on the rabbit..."

"Bear pls. Haven't you ever heard of the deep pockets of the African wild dog? Look at those perfect round, fluffy ears, and that cute face. Of course you can't look at that and want to kill it. I am begging you to look closer. The animatronic is really well done, but don't let it fool you. Gaze deep into its eyes. There is only darkness there."

"Excuse you," said the wild dog, "Look deeper into my soul. It is full of music."
And then she started to sing. The animals were confused...intrigued...could a machine really produce such beautiful sounds?

"No," said the bear. "It has to be the cheetah. Look at how he's tried to snack on almost everyone here!"
"Thank you, Bear," said the wild dog, "You're a true friend."

The others were unconvinced, however. And so the cheetah, sea turtle, and red wolf followed the giraffe's lead. The cheetah, once again, did not get the glory of final snackage. It was the red wolf who took the other canid by the throat and bit down, feeling a tingle of electricity go through his jaws and tasting cold metal.

Spoiler: Dead is...

@potentialsheltervet , who was Poacher 1, using an animatronic African Wild Dog, and the wolf blocker

Also known as painted dogs, Lycaon pictus is one of the world's most endangered large carnivores, with some 6,000 individuals remaining in the wild in isolated subpopulations. Captive breeding, artificial pack formation, and reintroduction have become routine parts of range expansion in South Africa. Those large, round ears give them incredible hearing, helping them locate prey, and also radiating excess heat to help keep them cool. Though they aren't often the direct targets of poaching, African wild dogs are collateral victims of tools like wire snares that poachers leave out to catch other animals.

Spoiler

GAME OVER, VILLAGE WINS!

1. @Clem J - Red wolf, vanillager
6. @Khepri - Kemp's Ridley sea turtle, vanillager
7. @Zenge142 - Reticulated giraffe, vanillager
8. @Truenamer - American Black Bear, vanillager
11. @Santygrass - King Cheetah, vanillager

Dead:
4. @justafluff - Eastern cottontail - vanillager
10. @Animal Midwife - Leafcutter ant - village jailer
uts. @Lawpy - Poacher 2 (Coquerel's sifaka) - Wolf 1x strongman
5. @genny - Cuttlefish - vanillager
3. @mkg323 - Iberian Lynx - vanillager
9. @NateTheLesser - Quokka - vanillager
2. @potentialsheltervet - African Wild Dog - wolf blocker​

 

[supershorty]

@potentialsheltervet

You deserve this. Way to keep it up at the end there.

 

[supershorty]

@Zenge142 you're a GOAT and I love you

 

[Santygrass]

See! I WAS KING ALL ALONG

 

[WildZoo]

Great game everyone! Hope you all had fun

And excellent job to PSV who somehow was in most everyone's village reads until that classic Zenge read reversal hit.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

See! I WAS KING ALL ALONG

Bruh you towncored wolf!me early for the second time.

 

[WildZoo]

Bruh you towncored wolf!me early for the second time.

Believe he's referring to his role lol

 

[Animal Midwife]

@Zenge142 you're a GOAT and I love you

Zengiest Of All Time

 

[Truenamer]

PSV you're a really good wolf.

 

[potentialsheltervet]

I knew I should've killed Zenge early. But I try to let people live for a bit when they often die early.
Never again

 

[Santygrass]

11. @Santygrass - King Cheetah, vanillager

I am refering to this btw, not giving me flowers for the yeet, the credit is to Zenge for that one

 

[Santygrass]

I knew I should've killed Zenge early. But I try to let people live for a bit when they often die early.
Never again

Yeah. Its their fault for being good at the game anyways

 

[Animal Midwife]

I knew I should've killed Zenge early. But I try to let people live for a bit when they often die early.
Never again

Let me live instead!