I have to change my mind now. I met a new one today on a campus tour I inadvertently crashed.
This kid is grossly obese, wearing a Japanese anime t-shirt, smells from five feet away, oily, acne-covered, and munching on a hamburger. She somehow corners me and asks if I'm a student. I say yes. She asks of what. I say Japanese and Anthropology. She gets suuuuuuuuuuper excited and the following exchange takes place:
Awkward Girl: OMG [the letters, not the words], I'm gonna major in Japanese too! Have you BEEN there?!
Me: Uh, yes. I studied abroad. I'm actually done with my requirements because of it, and...
Awkward Girl: WAS IT JUST MAGICAL?!
Me: ...it was like New York City. In a different language. With cleaner streets.
Awkward Girl: You just weren't looking at it right! Japan is magical! My future husband lives there, you know!
Me: Oh, so you've been there too. That's nice. I'm sure your fiance is lovely, but I need to print something...
Awkward Girl: Oh, I'm not engaged. But I'm going to find a husband in Japan. It's a MAGICAL PLACE.
Me: ...more power to you. I really need to--
Awkward Girl: But he'll have to come back to the US for me. I'm going to Harvard Medical School.
Me: ....aren't you here for this school's undergrad orientation?
Awkward Girl: Yeah, but I'm premed for Harvard. I just have to get good grades, right?
Me: .......*escapes*
I have never felt more uncomfortable with another human being in my LIFE. I knew people like her were out there, but still. I didn't need evidence. She now tops my 'crazy premeds IRL' list.