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I wanted to start a thread for bad/corny dentist jokes because I hear enough from family and friends...so post 'em if you have any.
Mangocat said:I wanted to start a thread for bad/corny dentist jokes because I hear enough from family and friends...so post 'em if you have any.
This guy goes to the dentist and finds out he needs a tooth pulled. The dentist said "don't worry, I'll give you a shot and you won't feel a thing". The man said "oh no, I can't have a shot, I'm terrified of shots." The dentist said "okay, thats fine, I can give you some laughing gas and you won't feel a thing". The man said "I can't have laughing gas, it makes me sick." The dentist said he'd be right and he left the room. He came back in and handed the man a pill. The man said "what's this" The dentist said "viagra". The man said "Is that going to numb my tooth?" The dentist said "No, but it will give you something to hold onto while I pull out your tooth!"
-I love it
warrning!!!!!! May not be appropriate for some sdners
a married man woke up, shaved, took a shower and getting ready for the dental appointment. His wife, for some reason, fixed up a delicious breakfast for him. The man starts eating his breakfast and notices his wife acting strange.
Man: Sweetheart? What?s wrong?!!!
Wife: I?m so horny this morning? Lets do it right now?.
Man: No, sweety, i have a dental appointment in 30 minutes? I don? Wanna be late
wife: Well? Let?s do it quick? Just give me some oral quickly and go to the dentist
so the man did his best, comes to the dentist, sits down the dental chair. Dentist asks him to open up his mouth, the guy does and suddenly the dentist screams:
Oh my god?..!!!
Man: What??! What is it???!!!!!....... Do you see some hair between my teeth?????
Dentist: No, but you?ve got **** all over your beard!!!!!
Seinfeld: "I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
Father Curtis: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
Seinfeld: "No, it offends me as a comedian."
- Jerry and Father Curtis, in "The Yada Yada"
3.One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear:
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?
This was a good Joke. Lovin' it
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
haha i love corny jokes
This is for the pre-dental Chem majors.
What do you call a tooth in a liter of water?
A 1 molar solution.
Ah sooo nerdy, but you know you like it
Negotiating with Your Dentist in a Businesslike Manner (2:48 minute video).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AUjQaOuiKA
This is for the pre-dental Chem majors.
What do you call a tooth in a liter of water?
A 1 molar solution.
Ah sooo nerdy, but you know you like it