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how to avoid peeing on your scrubs? (for guys)
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wonderkid said:
-Let the scrubs fall to your ankles
-Cut a hole in the scrubs for your pelvic tube
-Pee like a woman, ie sitting down
-Carry a portable iron with you and dry the wet spot after you pee
-Get pee-colored scrubs so that any pee on it will just blend in
omg. this is sooo funny. i was so stressing before this, but reading made me happy. thanks yo.
okay. when i shake it, thats one of the biggest reasons the pee gets on the scrubs!
i refuse to sit down and pee...so much faster standing. pee color scrubs, no.
haha. i always have role it up and stuff. once i was shadowing a surgeon and it happened. in the or you have to tuck in the scrubs and no white coat...it took me a while to catch up with him....i was waiting for it to dry!
ukh, there has to be a solution.
okay. when i shake it, thats one of the biggest reasons the pee gets on the scrubs!
i refuse to sit down and pee...so much faster standing. pee color scrubs, no.
haha. i always have role it up and stuff. once i was shadowing a surgeon and it happened. in the or you have to tuck in the scrubs and no white coat...it took me a while to catch up with him....i was waiting for it to dry!
ukh, there has to be a solution.
Shake it like a polaroid picture.
Maybe it's time that some of us come up with a design for new types of scrubs . . . 🙂
macdown said:
Hey, I thought the official rule was 'more than three shakes is a w@nk'. 😕
Wow, I'd never have guessed so many guys were having this much trouble draining the lizard. Perhaps they should give a little five minute class on it at the start of medschool.
I'm on board with the three-shakes rule. Also, if you hustle to the sink afterward, you can make sure to carelessly splash some water drops on the front of your clothes. 😉
aphistis said:
Ah yes, the ol' "it's just water" cover up. A lifesaver just in case. 😀
just hold it.
wonderkid said:
Ha ha
That's hilarious...if you're joking. 😀 If not then seek help..fast. 😱 Advertisement - Members don't see this ad
now HERE is a truly useful thread!
they should make scrubs with that water-proof coating, like in the dockers commercials. pee just rolls right off...
there's nothing worse than looking down and realizing your scrubs are wet... and you have to round with a really cute girl
they should make scrubs with that water-proof coating, like in the dockers commercials. pee just rolls right off...
there's nothing worse than looking down and realizing your scrubs are wet... and you have to round with a really cute girl
lol!
fortuantely, scrubs have a relatively quick refractory period
This is yet another reason why it rocks to be a grrrl!!! The world may be the men's bathroom, but at least we women don't get urine on our scrubs and look like idiots!
Also, why do I always hear about men sleepwalking and pissing on something other than the toilet?
Also, why do I always hear about men sleepwalking and pissing on something other than the toilet?
lol! Everyones missing the best remedy yet. Simply be a little sloppy when you wash your hands (please do wash your hands) and splash a little bit of water on your scrub pants and shirt as well. That way it looks like you just got wet while washing your hands and/or shaking them dry.
Don't shake. Stroke. (With the fingertips) Think about it. What better way to drain the ol' ho-swatter than by compressing the urethra once or twice? Just don't use your whole hand cuz then it looks like you're jackin off. 🙄
Simple Remedies:
1. Urinate in your scrubs rather than on them aka Billy Madison, "you aint cool unless . . "
2. Foley.
3. Sit down, why spend more time on your feet than you must?
Philo
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1. Urinate in your scrubs rather than on them aka Billy Madison, "you aint cool unless . . "
2. Foley.
3. Sit down, why spend more time on your feet than you must?
Philo
hippocritis.com <-----medical satire site, run by residents for YOU!
Everyone but aphistisadrenal_medulla said:
...scroll up! 😉
bananaface said:
Oh, I didn't see that. I guess that means there are TWO geniuses on this thread...
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I use the paper towel-friction drying method. Rub pee-ed on area vigorously to dry.
More importantly, what does one do when a spontaneous erection hits and you've only got boxers on under the scrubs? Ouch...
More importantly, what does one do when a spontaneous erection hits and you've only got boxers on under the scrubs? Ouch...
katrinadams9 said:
This usually only happens after a six pack and too many shots at the bar... ha ha!
LMAO!!! I use a stall (privacy) and then shake, stroke and blot. Once in a while, a drop doesn't want to come out until after you tie/button and it ruins you. The most uncomfortable feeling. Then, I guess the accidental splash while washing up could cover it up.
BTW, ladies, this thread is a joke. None of this is true. When you see a scrub wearing male with a few drops of water on his scrubs, it is water, not urine.
BTW, ladies, this thread is a joke. None of this is true. When you see a scrub wearing male with a few drops of water on his scrubs, it is water, not urine.
Just ask a nurse to blow you dry.
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wonderkid said:
Hi there,
I polled all of my male colleagues ( I am a general surgery resident). None of them seems to have this problem. Hmm, did you mother or siblings not toilet "train" you properly? If this continues to be a problem, I recommend Depends.
njbmd 😕
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cytoskelement said:
Unfortunately, this happened to me the other day. I was walking towards the hospital cafe when Woodrow decided to stand up. Luckily, I had my backpack with me, so I pulled it around front, pushed down and pretended to rummage through it looking for something. There was a washroom nearby, so I ducked in there, took a pee and waited it out. This whole situation was made worse by the fact that it was a children's hospital. I can just imagine what the parents would think!
Ha ha ha...well you know, to be fair to the guys, at least pee dries quickly. You men are luckier than you think. I'd rather have pee running down my front than blood. Unfortunately for us women, our period stain shows through forever. It doesn't hurt to wear red scrubs around your cycle 😀 Or tampon. Or a maxi with wings. God I hate that time of the month!
katrinadams9 said:
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You guys are all joking, right???
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PiccoloPlaya said:
I -refuse- to wear diapers 👎
ur amazingwonderkid said:
just genius
... look at him boys..do what he says!
PiccoloPlaya said:
A throbbing tampon sounds so wrong.........
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