Movie Quote Thread

ear-ache · Dec 5, 2005

Alright guys & gals (MD's, CRNA's, med students, SRNA's, EMT's, RN's, Santa's Little Helper's, etc)
I have wayyyyyy too much free time on my hands right now and the firestorms raging on the other threads are bumming me out. I need some bubble gum for the brain and Soon2BENT was the inspiration for this thread.

I'll start off with a movie quote (hopefully memorable), and someone tell me the film it came from and then submit their own favorite quote.

Ill start with;

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

blaze · Dec 5, 2005

Blue horseshoe loves Anacot Steel

toofache32 · Dec 5, 2005

ear-ache said:
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"

The Life of Brian.

OK, I'll play....

"Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"

"Not unless round is funny."

ear-ache · Dec 5, 2005

blaze said:
Blue horseshoe loves Anacot Steel

blaze: Wallstreet (1987)?

Toothache: I have no idea....

ear-ache · Dec 5, 2005

toofache32 said:
The Life of Brian.

OK, I'll play....

"Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"

"Not unless round is funny."

toofache: Raising Arizona (1987)

OK, this one is a little tougher;
"So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, the two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned."

Iamsam · Dec 5, 2005

ear-ache said:
toofache: Raising Arizona (1987)

OK, this one is a little tougher;
"So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, the two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned."

Kenny Mayne
BASEketball 1998

Gimlet · Dec 5, 2005

ear-ache said:
OK, this one is a little tougher;
"So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, the two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned."

Baseketball
[Best line from baseketball:
Squeak: I am not a piece of s***!
Reemer: Yeah, but you're a little bitch!
Squeak: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

Here's an easy one in the spirit of the holidays:
Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

quark · Dec 5, 2005

Andy15430 said:
Baseketball

Here's an easy one in the spirit of the holidays:

Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

That's from A Christmas Story!

ear-ache · Dec 5, 2005

quark said:
That's from A Christmas Story!

Right on Quark! You're up!

quark · Dec 5, 2005

OK, how about this one.

The Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
The Black Knight: Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
The Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

quark · Dec 5, 2005

One more....

Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're gonna give her the shot. The day that I bring an O.D.ing b**ch to your house, then I give her the shot.

Iamsam · Dec 5, 2005

quark said:
One more....

Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're gonna give her the shot. The day that I bring an O.D.ing b**ch to your house, then I give her the shot.

ummmm Pulp Fiction

MAC10 · Dec 5, 2005

"Skool is da Devil."

"Now thats high quality H20"

quark · Dec 5, 2005

Iamsam said:
ummmm Pulp Fiction

heh heh...right. i loved the scene with the needle and syringe still stuck in her chest.

djipopo · Dec 5, 2005

MAC10 said:
"Skool is da Devil."

"Now thats high quality H20"

WATERBOY.

How's this (a classic by the way):

F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, you're cool, aight i'm out!

I swear I'm going to use that one day! :laugh:

blaze · Dec 5, 2005

ear-ache said:
blaze: Wallstreet (1987)?

You the man!

Don8455 · Dec 5, 2005

djipopo said:
WATERBOY.

How's this (a classic by the way):

F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, you're cool, aight i'm out!

I swear I'm going to use that one day!

That would be Half Baked. Great movie.

How about "Let's move on, we have so much time and so little to do. Wait, check that, reverse it"

toofache32 · Dec 5, 2005

"I'm so nervous I've been ****ting bricks."

"You know, you really shouldn't use that word."

"Sorry....****ting rocks."

toughlife · Dec 5, 2005

"Are you a sheep or are you a wolf, aoowww, aoooww, aoowww"

from Training Day (denzel washington and ethan hawke).

The White Coat Investor · Dec 6, 2005

quark said:
OK, how about this one.

The Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.
The Black Knight: Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur: Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
The Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

Monty Python's Holy Grail

How about this one:

"Shut the doors....and hope they don't have blasters!"

TheSandMan · Dec 6, 2005

Desperado said:
Monty Python's Holy Grail

How about this one:

"Shut the doors....and hope they don't have blasters!"

Star Wars, don't remember which one.

How about this one
"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

Trisomy13 · Dec 6, 2005

djipopo said:
WATERBOY.

How's this (a classic by the way):

F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, you're cool, aight i'm out!

I swear I'm going to use that one day!

Isn't it:

"F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, you're cool, f*** you and i'm out!"

i'm only splitting hairs because this line runs through my head (thankfully inside where it doesn't get me expelled) several times per week in the hospital.

and my contribution... an oldie but goodie

1:First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle!
2:Come on!
1: Do it!
2:Come on!
1: DO IT!

and a really obscure but relevant to my avatar... sorta...

"I wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy. I finally won out over it."

Iamsam · Dec 6, 2005

and a really obscure but relevant to my avatar... sorta...

"I wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy. I finally won out over it."[/QUOTE]

Harvey

Jimmy Stewart's a legend

Frank Rizzo · Dec 6, 2005

ear-ache said:
toofache: Raising Arizona (1987)

OK, this one is a little tougher;
"So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, the two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned."

Isn't that how the BCS works?

Frank Rizzo · Dec 6, 2005

Don8455 said:
That would be Half Baked. Great movie.

How about "Let's move on, we have so much time and so little to do. Wait, check that, reverse it"

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Here's one, since I'm on a much needed vacation from the mundane BS that is internship...

Michael, I did nothing, I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thougt it could be.

ear-ache · Dec 6, 2005

Frank Rizzo said:
Here's one, since I'm on a much needed vacation from the mundane BS that is internship...

Michael, I did nothing, I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thougt it could be.

Office Space (1999) - great flick

How about;
"Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"

lvspro · Dec 6, 2005

"Just cuz your hung like a moose, doesn't mean you have to do porn."

ear-ache · Dec 6, 2005

lvspro said:
"Just cuz your hung like a moose, doesn't mean you have to do porn."

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Anyone know: "Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"

cytoskelement · Dec 6, 2005

Trisomy13 said:
Isn't it:

"F*** you, f*** you, f*** you, you're cool, f*** you and i'm out!"

i'm only splitting hairs because this line runs through my head (thankfully inside where it doesn't get me expelled) several times per week in the hospital.

and my contribution... an oldie but goodie

1:First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle!
2:Come on!
1: Do it!
2:Come on!
1: DO IT!

and a really obscure but relevant to my avatar... sorta...

"I wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy. I finally won out over it."

The Goonies??(ca 1980s)

cytoskelement · Dec 6, 2005

ear-ache said:
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Anyone know: "Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"

Orgasmo

cytoskelement · Dec 6, 2005

"I can't walk down the street to buy a pack of smokes without running into 12 guys you F#cked!"

DrDre' · Dec 6, 2005

"I can't walk down the street to buy a pack of smokes without running into 12 guys you F#cked!"

Chasing Amy?

heartICU · Dec 6, 2005

toofache32 said:
"I'm so nervous I've been ****ting bricks."

"You know, you really shouldn't use that word."

"Sorry....****ting rocks."

Ruby Sue and Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

How about this one....

I love maple syrup! I love maple syrup on pancakes, I love it on pizza. I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick!

Trisomy13 · Dec 6, 2005

cytoskelement said:
The Goonies??(ca 1980s)

The Goonies!!! i think it was 1985.

truffle shuffle was the scene that included the automatic gate opening mechanism. classic.

SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!!!!!

cytoskelement · Dec 6, 2005

Trisomy13 said:
The Goonies!!! i think it was 1985.

truffle shuffle was the scene that included the automatic gate opening mechanism. classic.

SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!!!!!

HEYYY YOU GUYSSSSSS!

haha... great movie.

cytoskelement · Dec 6, 2005

DrDre' said:
"I can't walk down the street to buy a pack of smokes without running into 12 guys you F#cked!"

Chasing Amy?

Nope. A quote from that would include something about chinese fingercuffs.

Another hint...

Brilliant! So now we got a huge guy and a serial crusher theory!

heartICU · Dec 6, 2005

cytoskelement said:
Nope. A quote from that would include something about chinese fingercuffs.

Another hint...

Brilliant! So now we got a huge guy and a serial crusher theory!

Boondock Saints. Great movie!

toofache32 · Dec 6, 2005

Trisomy13 said:
1:First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle!
2:Come on!
1: Do it!
2:Come on!
1: DO IT!

Goonies

toofache32 · Dec 6, 2005

toofache32 said:
Goonies

OK, so I didn't see that this thread had alerady gone to the second page.

cytoskelement · Dec 7, 2005

My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels.

Trisomy13 · Dec 7, 2005

cytoskelement said:
My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels.

CLERKS

it always leaves me walking around singing:

"My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!
Would you like some making f-u-ck, Berserker!
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker!"

and it's been on Comedy Central all weekend long. so i've been singing that in the hospital.

wait, you mean it's not the weekend anymore? i love this rotation.

fishtolive · Dec 7, 2005

...It's a league game, Smokey.

Mman · Dec 7, 2005

fishtolive said:
...It's a league game, Smokey.

The Big Lebowski

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

Iamsam · Dec 7, 2005

Mman said:
The Big Lebowski

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

Caddyshack

How 'bout
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

ear-ache · Dec 7, 2005

Iamsam said:
Caddyshack

How 'bout
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Iamsam: Annie Hall (1977)

How about;
"Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse. "

lvspro · Dec 7, 2005

ear-ache said:
Iamsam: Annie Hall (1977)

How about;
"Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse. "

Chasing amy

how about
"I see your schwartz is bigger than mine."

Trisomy13 · Dec 7, 2005

lvspro said:
Chasing amy

how about
"I see your schwartz is bigger than mine."

SPACEBALLS!!

(i hear she gives good helmet.)

lvspro · Dec 7, 2005

Trisomy13 said:
SPACEBALLS!!

(i hear she gives good helmet.)

nice

no oxygen · Dec 7, 2005

This is great guys..

How bout:

A: "Do you like apples?"

B: "huh?"

A: "DO YOU LIKE APPLES?"

B: "Um, yeah."

A: Bam! "Well, I got her numbah, how do you like them apples?"

fishtolive · Dec 7, 2005

Trisomy13 said:
SPACEBALLS!!

(i hear she gives good helmet.)

we ain't found s h i t !

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