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I'm sitting in the anesthesia lounge today taking a well deserved break since I was on OB/pain/lines, and the pregnant women were everywhere... two C sections and four epidurals before 11am in addition to having to round on about 20 pain patients....
Man, I found the coolest product!!!
ALREADY PEELED HARDBOILED EGGS!!!!
Six to a package.
I pop open the package, take a load off, sit down at the table, and start enjoying my meal....six egg whites enhanced with salt, pepper, and Tabasco sauce.....mmmmmmmmmmmm I flip open an old People magazine...
Scott CRNA hangs up the phone.
"Difficult intubation in room nine, Dude. Doctor Ponnat's in there.
S HIT I think, halfway through my third Tabasco enhanced egg white.
I swallow whats left of the third chicken embryo sac, wipe my mouth, and walk to room nine.
I push open room nine's door and see Doctor P attempting to intubate.
Debbie CRNA tried first without success....now Dr P is on her second attempt.
Debbie CRNA is watching intently, as are the other OR staff in the room.
And so is Surgeon Grumpyfuk (GF).
"Bill!" Dr. P says.
"Need your muscle here."
Dude on the table is an average size male in the OR for a thyroid....I glance at his mandible while Dr P is attempting intubation and it looks small.
Dr P is a great anesthesiologist...she's hard working, knowledgable, well liked.....
turns out, though, on some difficult intubations strength is an asset...
yeah, I know we disseminate that intubation is more savvy than strength....which is mostly true....but some anterior airways, if you've got some...uhhhhh.....muscle, youre able to, with a Miller 2, once the blade is where you want it, provide a little wrist action that extends to the end of the blade which lifts the epiglottis justa little bit more.......a move that flips the epiglottis jussta little bit more without rokking back on the teeth....
...most times, after a deftly placed blade, that extra little bit is all you need.
I take position at the head and dive in with the Miller 2 knowing if Dr P couldnt see anything its gonna be hard.
Miller 2 homes in, positions correctly and I don't see s hit so I use the proprietary wrist movement I learned from MITCH LeBLANC CRNA who happens to be the best laryngoscopist on planet earth, bar none and the bottom of the arytenoids comes into view.
"Bougie please!" I say.
Blue stylette guided thru the orifice.
ETT Seldingered over the Bougie.
SUCCESS!
This is the beauty of a private practice with several anesthesiolgists on the floor.
We all run across difficulty at some point.
Having partners that can come help you is priceless during a busy day!
I've called for help many times. Noone should be above calling for help.
Back to current day... I've just saved this surgeon alotta time and potentially a cancellation of his case because of difficult airway issues.
Know what he says?....remember though this is the surgeon I had a run in with that I blogged about on the Dealing With Cocky Surgeons thread...kinda got all up in his personal space during that previous incident......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Nothing.
No "Hey, Thanks!"
No "Hey, you're a dickhole!"
Nothing.
Thats OK.
Dr P thanks me and I wander out of room nine headed back to my spicy egg whites.
I'm sitting at the table again, on the fifth-of-six egg whites when I getta call back to room nine.
I return.
Keep in mind this is the same surgeon I had a run in with I posted about on the thread Dealing With Cocky Surgeons.
I walk in, Dr P's there.
Dickhole surgeon speaks.
"His tooth is chipped! You're gonna haffta tell his wife who is a total BITCH."
Dr P is shaking her head.
FIRSTOFALL I was the third laryngoscopist, so if theres damage, its not clear who caused it.
Not that it matters.
I know my laryngoscopy was clean I think to myself....
I look at Dude's tooth.
No chip.
Theres a little irregularity at the bottom....maybe abraded a little...
but no chip.
Whats my reponse to Dickswinging Surgeon?"
"No problem, Dude. I'll touch base with his wife."
I exit.
SO HERE I AM TODAY ON OB ASSIGNMENT INNOCENTLY EATING SOME EGG WHITES AND DECIDE TO HELP A COLLEAGUE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?
UHHH, DIKKHOLE SURGEON, I SAVED YOU SOME TIME TODAY. AND I'M SURE IT WASNT ME THAT CAUSED AN ALMOST INVISIBLE IRREGULARITY TO YOUR THYROID DUDE'S TOOTH...AND I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE, BUT I'M ALWAYS GONNA RESPOND TO A COLLEAGUE ASKING FOR HELP.
Funny how Dikkhole Surgeon is above giving thanks to such a cohesive anesthesia group and chooses to try and get a dig in on me.....the dude that got the tube in, enabling him to do his case...
Its all good.
Dikkhole surgeon has a long history of being difficult.
I make too much money, and am too happy at my gig to let some outlying surgeon dikkswinger get to me. Lets look at this objectively.....anesthesiologist secures airway.....surgeon takes that for granted and focuses on some insignificant issue....TIME TO ENTER THE OCTAGON, RIP OPEN DIKKHOLE SURGEONS OUT-OF-SHAPE THROAT????? HUH??? YEAH???? CAN I? PUHLEAAAAAAASE???
Nope.
Went and spoke with the wife about the difficult intubation and the unsubstantial "damage" to the dudes tooth....even though I'm sure it wasnt me that abraded the bottom of the incisor......
I thought about Arch while I completed all these tasks, and how, as a resident, Arch took the blame for some stuff that wasnt his fault.
I thought about the BOW YOUR HEAD thread.
That BOW YOUR HEAD thread is money, even out here in the HOLY GRAIL.
In the grand scheme of the OR environment, I'm an offensive lineman at best.
As an anesthesiologist I cater to surgeons.
Most of them are gratuitous for my expertise.
This surgeon dude is obviously eaten up by ego and is above telling a colleague thanks....
We work with all types of surgeons as anesthesiologists. Most of them are people. A few of them are narcissistic a ssholes. And it isnt worth most battles with the latter since they are few and far between.
Just parrta the job, ladies and gentlemen.
Cuz I'm happy at work, despite the rare run-in with Dikkhole Surgeon.
And those zeroes separated by commas keep accruing in the checking account.
I'll go face to face sometimes.
This wasnt one of them.

Man, I found the coolest product!!!
ALREADY PEELED HARDBOILED EGGS!!!!
Six to a package.
I pop open the package, take a load off, sit down at the table, and start enjoying my meal....six egg whites enhanced with salt, pepper, and Tabasco sauce.....mmmmmmmmmmmm I flip open an old People magazine...
Scott CRNA hangs up the phone.
"Difficult intubation in room nine, Dude. Doctor Ponnat's in there.
S HIT I think, halfway through my third Tabasco enhanced egg white.
I swallow whats left of the third chicken embryo sac, wipe my mouth, and walk to room nine.
I push open room nine's door and see Doctor P attempting to intubate.
Debbie CRNA tried first without success....now Dr P is on her second attempt.
Debbie CRNA is watching intently, as are the other OR staff in the room.
And so is Surgeon Grumpyfuk (GF).
"Bill!" Dr. P says.
"Need your muscle here."
Dude on the table is an average size male in the OR for a thyroid....I glance at his mandible while Dr P is attempting intubation and it looks small.
Dr P is a great anesthesiologist...she's hard working, knowledgable, well liked.....
turns out, though, on some difficult intubations strength is an asset...
yeah, I know we disseminate that intubation is more savvy than strength....which is mostly true....but some anterior airways, if you've got some...uhhhhh.....muscle, youre able to, with a Miller 2, once the blade is where you want it, provide a little wrist action that extends to the end of the blade which lifts the epiglottis justa little bit more.......a move that flips the epiglottis jussta little bit more without rokking back on the teeth....
...most times, after a deftly placed blade, that extra little bit is all you need.
I take position at the head and dive in with the Miller 2 knowing if Dr P couldnt see anything its gonna be hard.
Miller 2 homes in, positions correctly and I don't see s hit so I use the proprietary wrist movement I learned from MITCH LeBLANC CRNA who happens to be the best laryngoscopist on planet earth, bar none and the bottom of the arytenoids comes into view.
"Bougie please!" I say.
Blue stylette guided thru the orifice.
ETT Seldingered over the Bougie.
SUCCESS!

This is the beauty of a private practice with several anesthesiolgists on the floor.
We all run across difficulty at some point.
Having partners that can come help you is priceless during a busy day!
I've called for help many times. Noone should be above calling for help.
Back to current day... I've just saved this surgeon alotta time and potentially a cancellation of his case because of difficult airway issues.
Know what he says?....remember though this is the surgeon I had a run in with that I blogged about on the Dealing With Cocky Surgeons thread...kinda got all up in his personal space during that previous incident......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Nothing.

No "Hey, Thanks!"
No "Hey, you're a dickhole!"
Nothing.
Thats OK.
Dr P thanks me and I wander out of room nine headed back to my spicy egg whites.
I'm sitting at the table again, on the fifth-of-six egg whites when I getta call back to room nine.

I return.
Keep in mind this is the same surgeon I had a run in with I posted about on the thread Dealing With Cocky Surgeons.
I walk in, Dr P's there.
Dickhole surgeon speaks.
"His tooth is chipped! You're gonna haffta tell his wife who is a total BITCH."
Dr P is shaking her head.
FIRSTOFALL I was the third laryngoscopist, so if theres damage, its not clear who caused it.
Not that it matters.
I know my laryngoscopy was clean I think to myself....
I look at Dude's tooth.
No chip.
Theres a little irregularity at the bottom....maybe abraded a little...
but no chip.
Whats my reponse to Dickswinging Surgeon?"
"No problem, Dude. I'll touch base with his wife."
I exit.
SO HERE I AM TODAY ON OB ASSIGNMENT INNOCENTLY EATING SOME EGG WHITES AND DECIDE TO HELP A COLLEAGUE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?

UHHH, DIKKHOLE SURGEON, I SAVED YOU SOME TIME TODAY. AND I'M SURE IT WASNT ME THAT CAUSED AN ALMOST INVISIBLE IRREGULARITY TO YOUR THYROID DUDE'S TOOTH...AND I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE, BUT I'M ALWAYS GONNA RESPOND TO A COLLEAGUE ASKING FOR HELP.
Funny how Dikkhole Surgeon is above giving thanks to such a cohesive anesthesia group and chooses to try and get a dig in on me.....the dude that got the tube in, enabling him to do his case...
Its all good.
Dikkhole surgeon has a long history of being difficult.
I make too much money, and am too happy at my gig to let some outlying surgeon dikkswinger get to me. Lets look at this objectively.....anesthesiologist secures airway.....surgeon takes that for granted and focuses on some insignificant issue....TIME TO ENTER THE OCTAGON, RIP OPEN DIKKHOLE SURGEONS OUT-OF-SHAPE THROAT????? HUH??? YEAH???? CAN I? PUHLEAAAAAAASE???
Nope.
Went and spoke with the wife about the difficult intubation and the unsubstantial "damage" to the dudes tooth....even though I'm sure it wasnt me that abraded the bottom of the incisor......
I thought about Arch while I completed all these tasks, and how, as a resident, Arch took the blame for some stuff that wasnt his fault.
I thought about the BOW YOUR HEAD thread.
That BOW YOUR HEAD thread is money, even out here in the HOLY GRAIL.
In the grand scheme of the OR environment, I'm an offensive lineman at best.
As an anesthesiologist I cater to surgeons.
Most of them are gratuitous for my expertise.
This surgeon dude is obviously eaten up by ego and is above telling a colleague thanks....
We work with all types of surgeons as anesthesiologists. Most of them are people. A few of them are narcissistic a ssholes. And it isnt worth most battles with the latter since they are few and far between.
Just parrta the job, ladies and gentlemen.
Cuz I'm happy at work, despite the rare run-in with Dikkhole Surgeon.
And those zeroes separated by commas keep accruing in the checking account.
I'll go face to face sometimes.
This wasnt one of them.
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