mikey tales

I had to get scoped so they could manually extract it. They gave me propofol. Apparently, as soon as they gave it to me, I started rambling about how great of a man Boutros-Boutros Ghali is and accused all of the nurses and anesthesiologist of being white supremacists that were trying to...

So a few weeks ago was election day. I voted. I always do. Even in crappy years like 2013 when its just the school board and judges. Voting is fun. You can walk up to the polling station, tell all of the candidates standing at the door trying to sway your vote that they suck to their...

Being convinced that WVU hates me and will do anything in their power to inconvenience me post-graduation has always struck me as something that I was perhaps potentially being paranoid about. This place they sent my wife and, thus, me has removed any doubt. It's LITERALLY in the middle of...

So I'm at Sam's buying bulk Mike-sustaining supplies. This includes bulk chimichanga packages, bulk pot sticker packages, 30-packs of bottled water, bulk packages of Kashi Go-Bars, and #90 Adderall 20mg....which is kind of like a bulk purchase. So anyway, I'm checking out and a few dozen...