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Being convinced that WVU hates me and will do anything in their power to inconvenience me post-graduation has always struck me as something that I was perhaps potentially being paranoid about.
This place they sent my wife and, thus, me has removed any doubt.
It's LITERALLY in the middle of nowhere. The nearest Walmart is your choice of 5 Walmarts an equidistant 30 or so minutes away in any sort of direction you'd possibly go. And those Walmarts are pretty much it. There is a Food Lion down the road that sells month old lettuce. I swear to god I saw a package of "New Coke" in the soda aisle.
There is a Sheetz, though. I guess I'll take it.
BFE my friends.
This place is a vortex of confusion. On this raggedy ass hilljack local antennae cable system I've got in this temporary housing...I somehow get the ABC station out of Chambersburg, PA, PBS put of Richmond, Va, an NBC station out of Baltimore, MD, and CBS out of Washington, D.C. Not that they have a functioning TV in my little house thing. I brought my own TV. I have no idea how or why, but they apparently subscribe to extended basic cable. I have like 200 channels. I just plugged the TV into the outlet in the wall...what the ****? Maybe its some sort of Marxist village where everyone gets gov't subsidized cable. Who the **** knows.
People get confused as to what freaking state they are in. I **** you not.
And this place I'm staying in. Keep in mind, this is the only place in this Grapes of Wrath reenactment of a region where I could find temporary housing. And even at that, I have to wake up and drive the wife 25 minutes to her rotation every day. But this place is hilarious. The dude calls me up and says, "Yeah, just show up. The key is behind the house above the air conditioner. Mail me the check when you get there...or whatever. BUT! Under NO CIRCUMSTANCE will you touch my stuff in the back room."
Yeah.
So I get here. lmfao. Just...look at this...
I think I got scurvy from taking this picture.
My car told me it was afraid of getting stolen by a crackhead.
Nothing says "class" like a half ripped off "Private Property" sign and a boarded up window.
I'm glad I decided to get this one, because the cheaper option was this glorified outhouse for $800 a month. I'm not joking. Someone is seriously renting this thing as a vacation home. At least they mow the grass.
The back of the house. That's apparently my back door. I have central air of all things. That little hole above the AC unit is where my key was hidden. Good God.
I'm pretty sure that there is a 95% chance I wind up getting stabbed if I go down there.
I walk in and close the door behind me. The first thing slapping me in the face is a giant crack in the door from the last time the DEA kicked it in being sealed by PACKAGING TAPE. Bloody glorious.
Here's my kitchen. The cold water spicket doesn't work. I don't think the guy is going to fix it. It came with a half filled bottle of 98% water, 2% dishsoap solution. You know, when you run out of soap...fill the sucker up with water...shake it up...new bottle of soap!!!
Here is my stove and my oven. Fancy...
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This place they sent my wife and, thus, me has removed any doubt.
It's LITERALLY in the middle of nowhere. The nearest Walmart is your choice of 5 Walmarts an equidistant 30 or so minutes away in any sort of direction you'd possibly go. And those Walmarts are pretty much it. There is a Food Lion down the road that sells month old lettuce. I swear to god I saw a package of "New Coke" in the soda aisle.
There is a Sheetz, though. I guess I'll take it.
BFE my friends.
This place is a vortex of confusion. On this raggedy ass hilljack local antennae cable system I've got in this temporary housing...I somehow get the ABC station out of Chambersburg, PA, PBS put of Richmond, Va, an NBC station out of Baltimore, MD, and CBS out of Washington, D.C. Not that they have a functioning TV in my little house thing. I brought my own TV. I have no idea how or why, but they apparently subscribe to extended basic cable. I have like 200 channels. I just plugged the TV into the outlet in the wall...what the ****? Maybe its some sort of Marxist village where everyone gets gov't subsidized cable. Who the **** knows.
People get confused as to what freaking state they are in. I **** you not.
And this place I'm staying in. Keep in mind, this is the only place in this Grapes of Wrath reenactment of a region where I could find temporary housing. And even at that, I have to wake up and drive the wife 25 minutes to her rotation every day. But this place is hilarious. The dude calls me up and says, "Yeah, just show up. The key is behind the house above the air conditioner. Mail me the check when you get there...or whatever. BUT! Under NO CIRCUMSTANCE will you touch my stuff in the back room."
Yeah.
So I get here. lmfao. Just...look at this...
I think I got scurvy from taking this picture.
My car told me it was afraid of getting stolen by a crackhead.
Nothing says "class" like a half ripped off "Private Property" sign and a boarded up window.
I'm glad I decided to get this one, because the cheaper option was this glorified outhouse for $800 a month. I'm not joking. Someone is seriously renting this thing as a vacation home. At least they mow the grass.
The back of the house. That's apparently my back door. I have central air of all things. That little hole above the AC unit is where my key was hidden. Good God.
I'm pretty sure that there is a 95% chance I wind up getting stabbed if I go down there.
I walk in and close the door behind me. The first thing slapping me in the face is a giant crack in the door from the last time the DEA kicked it in being sealed by PACKAGING TAPE. Bloody glorious.
Here's my kitchen. The cold water spicket doesn't work. I don't think the guy is going to fix it. It came with a half filled bottle of 98% water, 2% dishsoap solution. You know, when you run out of soap...fill the sucker up with water...shake it up...new bottle of soap!!!
Here is my stove and my oven. Fancy...
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