Maybe this will provide a little coping through humor for those of us trying to escape the refresh loop. It's not quite done, but maybe you lovely folks can help me finish it (Still need 12, 11, and 10!). Keep in mind, the numbers may or may not reflect my actual experiences but rather were chosen because they fit the rhythm of the song. Without further ado, here's my holiday gift to you all 🙂 Best wishes for the new year!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, APPIC gave to me...
Nine bills a paying,
Eight flights a booking,
Seven days a stressing,
Six sites a ghosting,
Five interview invitations!
Four crushing rejections,
Three scheduling conflicts,
Two false alarms,
And a match at the end of this ride (knock on wood!)