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Nice, 60s female here for a partial mastectomy.
History of hypertension.
Thats it.
Nothing else.
Airway exam......Mal 1, opens mouth wide, good TM distance, blah blah blah.
Full setta dentures which have been taken out.
She's kinda embarrassed by this so keeps her sheet in front of her mouth while I speak with her preoperatively.
THIRTY SECONDS INTO my preop, I already know what I'm gonna do.
She's kinda nervous so I'll slipper a cuppla milligrams of midazolam after we speak.
Then we'll roll into the room, We'll put the monitors on, have her breathe some FRESH CHALMETTE OXYGEN FOR A CUPPLA BREATHS,
I'll give her 200mg propofol as fast as I can push it,
and when she stops breathing I'll open her mouth and insert the (already inflated)
LMA #4.
Not a 3.
Not a 5.
Hear me out please.
I think the LMA company has made our lives somewhat difficult with the different sizes.
Granted, its good to have options.
BUT IN THE LMA WORLD, NOT REALLY.
USE AN LMA #4 ON EVERY ADULT is the way I run it, barring putting to sleep a DWARF, or, at the New Orleans Zoo, a GIRAFFE.
Would probably use a 3 on the dwarf.
And a 5 on the giraffe.
SO BARRING THESE ANOMALIES,
I use an LMA #4.
BUT THE STORY AIN'T OVER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND COP.
(HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAjust kiddin my man)
Get the nice lady in the back, monitors on, have her breathe some of the nice CHALMATION oxygen, slam the stikka propofol, she goes apneic,
plop in the LMA #4.
BOOM.
Hook up circuit,
QUECCHHHHH QUECHHHHHHH QUECHHHHHHHH
Chest isnt rising.
No end tidal.
Play with the LMA a little,
SAME RESULT.
GETTING LMAs to "sit" is sometimes difficult in patients with no teeth!!!
I mean, ya slam it down deftly, and it won't stay.
Kinda torques left or right.
No problem, I think, as I quickly remove the LMA, take all of my (proprietary) pre-insertion air out of it, lube it up again, and insert it the "right (read:no air) way."
PLOOP.
Falls in like a champ.
Hook up circuit.
QUEEECH QUEEECH
Same weird sound when I squeeze the bag with no resultant chest rise or ETCO2.
S HIT.
OK.
Maybe my everyone is an LMA #4 rule doesnt apply here so I pull out an LMA #3.
Kind of a little lady so I'll try it.
Slam it in.
QUEECH QUEECH QUEECH
SO, RESIDENT COLLEAGUES,
heres what I've been leading up to.
About three minutes have past while we've screwed around with this edentulous lady who won't swallow an LMA no matter what.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
Surgeon (uhhhhh, GF) just walked in, and she's ready to operate.
And I still don't have an airway for her operation.😡
WHADDYA DO NOW?
History of hypertension.
Thats it.
Nothing else.
Airway exam......Mal 1, opens mouth wide, good TM distance, blah blah blah.
Full setta dentures which have been taken out.
She's kinda embarrassed by this so keeps her sheet in front of her mouth while I speak with her preoperatively.
THIRTY SECONDS INTO my preop, I already know what I'm gonna do.
She's kinda nervous so I'll slipper a cuppla milligrams of midazolam after we speak.
Then we'll roll into the room, We'll put the monitors on, have her breathe some FRESH CHALMETTE OXYGEN FOR A CUPPLA BREATHS,
I'll give her 200mg propofol as fast as I can push it,
and when she stops breathing I'll open her mouth and insert the (already inflated)
LMA #4.
Not a 3.
Not a 5.
Hear me out please.
I think the LMA company has made our lives somewhat difficult with the different sizes.
Granted, its good to have options.
BUT IN THE LMA WORLD, NOT REALLY.
USE AN LMA #4 ON EVERY ADULT is the way I run it, barring putting to sleep a DWARF, or, at the New Orleans Zoo, a GIRAFFE.
Would probably use a 3 on the dwarf.
And a 5 on the giraffe.
SO BARRING THESE ANOMALIES,
I use an LMA #4.
BUT THE STORY AIN'T OVER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND COP.
(HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAjust kiddin my man)
Get the nice lady in the back, monitors on, have her breathe some of the nice CHALMATION oxygen, slam the stikka propofol, she goes apneic,
plop in the LMA #4.
BOOM.
Hook up circuit,
QUECCHHHHH QUECHHHHHHH QUECHHHHHHHH
Chest isnt rising.
No end tidal.
Play with the LMA a little,
SAME RESULT.
GETTING LMAs to "sit" is sometimes difficult in patients with no teeth!!!
I mean, ya slam it down deftly, and it won't stay.
Kinda torques left or right.
No problem, I think, as I quickly remove the LMA, take all of my (proprietary) pre-insertion air out of it, lube it up again, and insert it the "right (read:no air) way."
PLOOP.
Falls in like a champ.
Hook up circuit.
QUEEECH QUEEECH
Same weird sound when I squeeze the bag with no resultant chest rise or ETCO2.
S HIT.
OK.
Maybe my everyone is an LMA #4 rule doesnt apply here so I pull out an LMA #3.
Kind of a little lady so I'll try it.
Slam it in.
QUEECH QUEECH QUEECH
SO, RESIDENT COLLEAGUES,
heres what I've been leading up to.
About three minutes have past while we've screwed around with this edentulous lady who won't swallow an LMA no matter what.
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
Surgeon (uhhhhh, GF) just walked in, and she's ready to operate.
And I still don't have an airway for her operation.😡
WHADDYA DO NOW?