Before I started 3rd year, I read that book "150 Biggest Mistakes Medical Students Make & How to Avoid Them". I also read the opening pages of Surgical Recall. I also read my school's handbook for 3rd year clerkships. And First Aid for the Wards. Every single one of these said exactly what you Chief told you. The advice is repetitive, every source says the same thing.
So you guys didn't read any of these, and this was all news to you until your Chief wrote out that handout?
Yes, and I also read the relevant chapter of
First Aid for the Wards before I start a rotation. I also read
150 Biggest Mistakes 3rd Year Medical Students Make before I started MS3. As OddNath said, the devil is in the details. Do you want us to write notes? (at some hospitals we aren't allowed). Computer or paper? What time are rounds? Does the attending value brevity or thoroughness in presentations? etc, etc. First aid for the wards provides pretty lame advice re expectations if you ask me. All it's good for is providing the physical exam template for each rotation, which contrary to your assertion is actually DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT for each rotation:
OB/Gyn: Ask about vaginal bleeding, fluid leakage, contractions, and fetal movement. This constitutes a history. I've also never had to feel for the fundus of the uterus on any other rotation and its location is WAY more important than the heart/lung/abd exam to your attendings/residents.
Psych: Didn't even have to bring a stethoscope (Thus disproving your assertion re 'heart lung abd on everyone, that's it'). On no other rotation will you need to ask about neurovegetative sx, hallucinations, manic sx, etc. Also thought content and process are the meat of your note. The attending could give 2 $hits what the crazy guy's heart sounds like.
IM: The only rotation thus far that actually follows your ridiculously simplistic paradigm, though I'm sure surgery will too. Oh wait...I don't recall you mentioning "wound incision c/d/i" on your note so maybe not.
Family: They really don't care about anything on your exam, just get in and out as fast as possible.
Neuro: Another one where you won't listen to heart lungs or abdomen (That's 3/5 rotations thus far where they don't care about these exams which were proposed as the only thing that matters). The neurologic exam is complicated and burdensome and long and requires practice to learn. You can't get it out of a book.
I'm just glad my residents thus far have been much more understanding than you in terms of explaining their expectations. I can see why you've given up on your students; it's cuz you're a horrible teacher! As someone else said, if a huge proportion of your students 'suck' it's because you can't teach effectively. I simply don't buy that the vast majority of students are totally worthless.