A short history of medicine

[Badgerbabe]

hee hee...

A short history of medicine:
I have an earache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

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[SMW]

Giggle.

 

[praying4MD]

This used to be the signature for an SDNer. Any senior members from the good ol' days remember who it was? Homonculus was it?

 

[SMW]

Wow! praying4MD, you're geting up there toward 1000 posts!!

 

[praying4MD]

I know. It's a function of my pathetic premed life coupled with OCD. I think I should get a special designation at 1000 posts. SDN Goddess maybe? Fountain of Wisdom? Hey SMW, you're not so far off yourself. Good work Daniel Son, my protege.

 

[Scooby Doo]

SDN Slut I think would fit better....

You know I'm just playin!

 

[Jamier2]

Originally posted by praying4MD:
•SDN Goddess maybe?•

Don't let Kim hear that.

Someone did have that in their signature.

 

[praying4MD]

Originally posted by Scooby Doo:
•SDN Slut I think would fit better....•

Uh, doesn't someone need to be moderated here? Going a little too far for your cheap thrills aren't you Scooby? And they tell me I'm Risque. A girl has racy jokes online & is a "slut." A guy does it & he has his own fan club. Does no one else see the double standard here & understand my plight?

Yup, forget SDN Goddess, wouldn't want to take over Kimberli's territory.

 

[csgirl]

How does one get to 1000 posts?! You'd have to either post everyday for 3 years, or post three times everyday for a year Actually, I guess that wouldn't be hard.

 

[praying4MD]

Just get pulled into an ethical discussion in the Lounge & that will do it for you. Not to mention the illegal "post-padding" activities I partake in from time to time. (i.e. bumping up threads, one-liners, etc.)