A short history of medicine

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  1. Badgerbabe

    Badgerbabe Senior Member

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    hee hee...

    A short history of medicine:
    I have an earache.
    2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
    1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
    1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
    1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
    1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
    2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
     
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  3. SMW

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    Giggle. :D
     
  4. praying4MD

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    This used to be the signature for an SDNer. Any senior members from the good ol' days remember who it was? Homonculus was it?
     
  5. SMW

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    Wow! praying4MD, you're geting up there toward 1000 posts!! :eek: :eek:
     
  6. praying4MD

    praying4MD 2K Member

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    I know. It's a function of my pathetic premed life coupled with OCD. :D I think I should get a special designation at 1000 posts. SDN Goddess maybe? Fountain of Wisdom? Hey SMW, you're not so far off yourself. Good work Daniel Son, my protege. :D
     
  7. Scooby Doo

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    SDN Slut I think would fit better....

    You know I'm just playin! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  8. Jamier2

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    Don't let Kim hear that. ;)

    Someone did have that in their signature.
     
  9. praying4MD

    praying4MD 2K Member

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    :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:
    Uh, doesn't someone need to be moderated here? Going a little too far for your cheap thrills aren't you Scooby? ;) And they tell me I'm Risque. A girl has racy jokes online & is a "slut." A guy does it & he has his own fan club. Does no one else see the double standard here & understand my plight?

    Yup, forget SDN Goddess, wouldn't want to take over Kimberli's territory.
     
  10. csgirl

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    How does one get to 1000 posts?! You'd have to either post everyday for 3 years, or post three times everyday for a year :eek: Actually, I guess that wouldn't be hard.
     
  11. praying4MD

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    Just get pulled into an ethical discussion in the Lounge & that will do it for you. Not to mention the illegal "post-padding" activities I partake in from time to time. (i.e. bumping up threads, one-liners, etc.) :)
     

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