A thread for conspiracy theory discussion

[SexPanther]

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I'll start:

In Roadhouse, quite possibly one of the greatest films of our time, nay of all time....Patrick Swayze rips out a dude's throat in the climactic fight scene at the end of the movie.

Many of you probably thought that was some cool special effects. However, I believe that there is a conspiracy to make you think that those were special effects, when in reality Swayze did it for reals!😱

Some facts to consider which I believe lend credence to my argument:

1. Patrick Swayze is the greatest practitioner of hand-to-hand combat in the history of the universe (did you see his kung-fu forms earlier in the movie? nuff said).

2. The dude who had his throat ripped out has never been seen or heard from again.

I'm interested in hearing everyone else's conspiracy theories.


And yes, I'm on vacation and have been drinking almost daily

 

[Noyac]

I don't know what to say. Obviously so many tongue in cheek comments, like greatest film, greatest practitioner of hand to hand combat.

What are you driving at son.

Put the crack pipe down, dude.

 

[Gern Blansten]

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[cchoukal]

yeah, I mean, everyone knows the greatest practitioner of hand-to-hand combat is Chuck Norris. How's that saying go? "Behind his beard is another fist?"

 

[Bertelman]

yeah, I mean, everyone knows the greatest practitioner of hand-to-hand combat is Chuck Norris. How's that saying go? "Behind his beard is another fist?"

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

 

[RT2MD]

One of my favorites:

"As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history."

 

[Noyac]

Come on. Who trained Chuck?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LhaAJTrKOhk

 

[coprolalia]

Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn't cry. 🙁

-copro

 

[dhb]

Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn't cry. 🙁

-copro

😆

 

[Arch Guillotti]

The ED folks love Chuck.

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=322916&highlight=chuck+norris

 

[Planktonmd]

I heard that Arnold Schwarzenegger did actually come from the future and he can cure Patrick Swayze's cancer and make Chuck Norris cry.

 

[urge]

Sexpanther,

Who is going to believe such thing? It's too straight forward. Hence, it's false. If you were to say that the government, the kgb, or some other private interest was involved, then I'm all in.

 

[cfdavid]

I'll start:

In Roadhouse, quite possibly one of the greatest films of our time, nay of all time....Patrick Swayze rips out a dude's throat in the climactic fight scene at the end of the movie.

Many of you probably thought that was some cool special effects. However, I believe that there is a conspiracy to make you think that those were special effects, when in reality Swayze did it for reals!😱

Some facts to consider which I believe lend credence to my argument:

1. Patrick Swayze is the greatest practitioner of hand-to-hand combat in the history of the universe (did you see his kung-fu forms earlier in the movie? nuff said).

2. The dude who had his throat ripped out has never been seen or heard from again.

I'm interested in hearing everyone else's conspiracy theories.


And yes, I'm on vacation and have been drinking almost daily

Sorry to steal from your "conspiracy" thread, but now that you mentioned Patrick Swazy, did you guys hear that they're remaking RED DAWN??? (hopefully sans Swazy, but I'm seriously looking forward to it).