Acceptance ******

[Tra La La]

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Hi all. I know that I might get flamed for starting a thread like this, but do any of you personally know any acceptance ******?

These are the kind of people that hold on to all of their acceptances, even at schools they know they wouldn't go to.

I understand the financial aid argument (which is perfectly cool), but c'mon--how many spots can you hold on to?

Spread the love, por favor.

 

[getunconcsious]

Hmm...I wonder if mateodaspy or guylaroche will see this?

Just kidding guys, you know i'm just jealous! 😍

I am holding only 2 acceptances, and they're not ones most people would be particularly envious of. I will be dropping them in a timely fashion, probably sometime around april 15, so that should hopefully help one of the SDN'ers get off the waitlist. 😎

Good luck to all!

 

[GuyLaroche]

Hmm...I wonder if mateodaspy or guylaroche will see this?

Just kidding guys, you know i'm just jealous! 😍

I am holding only 2 acceptances, and they're not ones most people would be particularly envious of. I will be dropping them in a timely fashion, probably sometime around april 15, so that should hopefully help one of the SDN'ers get off the waitlist. 😎

Good luck to all!

I am not an acceptance *****. Matt isn't either (he is threatening to drop everything other than Penn, Harvard or Baylor on the 1st of April - though that might be his April fool's joke). I plan on holding on to every school I have (except Cornell) till May 14 because I have low self-esteem. I like to look at all my acceptance letters and just smile. I lay them on my bed, take my clothes off and roll around in them. It makes up for all that I lack: a personality, money, many super attractive sex partners. Surely you can understand that, getunconscious (well, besides the money part). 😉

 

[DoctorV09]

I am not an acceptance *****. Matt isn't either (he is threatening to drop everything other than Penn, Harvard or Baylor on the 1st of April - though that might be his April fool's joke). I plan on holding on to every school I have (except Cornell) till May 14 because I have low self-esteem. I like to look at all my acceptance letters and just smile. I lay them on my bed, take my clothes off and roll around in them. It makes up for all that I lack: a personality, money, many super attractive sex partners. Surely you can understand that, getunconscious (well, besides the money part). 😉

lol, hilarious...i'd be pretty damn proud too

 

[Tra La La]

I like to look at all my acceptance letters and just smile. I lay them on my bed, take my clothes off and roll around in them. It makes up for all that I lack: a personality, money, many super attractive sex partners. Surely you can understand that...

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I am not an acceptance *****. Matt isn't either (he is threatening to drop everything other than Penn, Harvard or Baylor on the 1st of April - though that might be his April fool's joke). I plan on holding on to every school I have (except Cornell) till May 14 because I have low self-esteem. I like to look at all my acceptance letters and just smile. I lay them on my bed, take my clothes off and roll around in them. It makes up for all that I lack: a personality, money, many super attractive sex partners. Surely you can understand that, getunconscious (well, besides the money part). 😉

one of the funniest posts i've read all morning

👍

 

[skreenin]

lol hilarious

now i need to find some money, a personality, and hot women to make up for my measly 2 acceptances...

 

[UCBShocker]

Well I am certainly a rejection *****... does that count?

 

[sweetpeamd09]

I am not an acceptance *****. Matt isn't either (he is threatening to drop everything other than Penn, Harvard or Baylor on the 1st of April - though that might be his April fool's joke). I plan on holding on to every school I have (except Cornell) till May 14 because I have low self-esteem. I like to look at all my acceptance letters and just smile. I lay them on my bed, take my clothes off and roll around in them. It makes up for all that I lack: a personality, money, many super attractive sex partners. Surely you can understand that, getunconscious (well, besides the money part). 😉

I don't quite have enough acceptances to roll around in like you, guy, but I do like to pet them. 😉 Thanks for the laugh!

 

[virilep]

I am not an acceptance *****. Matt isn't either (he is threatening to drop everything other than Penn, Harvard or Baylor on the 1st of April - though that might be his April fool's joke). I plan on holding on to every school I have (except Cornell) till May 14 because I have low self-esteem. I like to look at all my acceptance letters and just smile. I lay them on my bed, take my clothes off and roll around in them. It makes up for all that I lack: a personality, money, many super attractive sex partners. Surely you can understand that, getunconscious (well, besides the money part). 😉

Guy, have you taken some kinda new laxative or something? I swear... maybe it's just me, but for the past 2 weeks, u've been tolerable.

and... I'm not an acceptance *****. I guess I don't have the stats for that. but I did tell a lot of schools about my withdrawal after getting into one of my top two choices.

and to the rejection ******, I bet you could still spread them across your bed and ...well, do whatever to them. it's your call.

 

[Storres09]

Photo copy the ones you do have and make as many copies as you want. You can even cut them up in small little pieces and paste them on your body. You'll find it very liberating and just as ego building as Mr. Laroche's example. The glory of this is that you only need one so whether you are a "*****" or not you can parade around your room like you are. Everywhere you look you'll be showered with the words...."Congratulations, congratulations" and that is all that matters right. Lol, I am only kidding around but whether you have one or ten acceptances congratulations to all of you and do whatever you'd like with them. The May 15th deadline is there for a purpose so in the meantime continue to do whatever tricks you'd like and those of you who are still waiting the summer will be your time so stock up on your Elmer's now.
-ST

 

[PMinty44]

I am not an acceptance *****. Matt isn't either (he is threatening to drop everything other than Penn, Harvard or Baylor on the 1st of April - though that might be his April fool's joke). I plan on holding on to every school I have (except Cornell) till May 14 because I have low self-esteem. I like to look at all my acceptance letters and just smile. I lay them on my bed, take my clothes off and roll around in them. It makes up for all that I lack: a personality, money, many super attractive sex partners. Surely you can understand that, getunconscious (well, besides the money part). 😉

Did I read that correctly? You're dropping Cornell, GuyLaroche?! I looooove you. (Is it obvious that I'm waitlisted there?)

 

[reggae girl]

I plan on holding on to every school I have (except Cornell) till May 14 because I have low self-esteem. I like to look at all my acceptance letters and just smile. I lay them on my bed, take my clothes off and roll around in them. It makes up for all that I lack: a personality, money, many super attractive sex partners.

This is a really funny post, you had me laughing my a** off imagining this

 

[g3pro]

Oooh, you touch my tra la la.

 

[DrThom]

I am an acceptance pimp...

 

[Tra La La]

I am an acceptance pimp...

 

[getunconcsious]

Surely you can understand that, getunconscious (well, besides the money part). 😉

Ah, yes...it's good to be rich. Makes me feel better about everything that I don't have.

 

[Medikit]

Oooh, you touch my tra la la.

My ding ding dong

 

[seethrew]

I understand the financial aid argument (which is perfectly cool), but c'mon--how many spots can you hold on to?

every damn one. i earned em dammit. 😉
and i'm not sure yet.
only got one finaid package so far.

quit eyer bellyaching.
every dawg will have its day.
for many its may 15th.
you cant hurry 😍 no youll just have to wait.

how many do u gots tralalalalala?
didn't u get into sf?

 

[Tra La La]

every damn one. i earned em dammit. 😉
and i'm not sure yet.
only got one finaid package so far.

quit eyer bellyaching.
every dawg will have its day.
for many its may 15th.
you cant hurry 😍 no youll just have to wait.

how many do u gots tralalalalala?
didn't u get into sf?

I'm now only holding on to a couple, inc. SF.

And you--are you whorring/pimping a whole buttload of acceptances?