You had me at hello...you had me at hello...
Thats exactly what I was thinking...S**t, I might as well let my technician take the damn script over the phone. Some of the "little girls" have absolutely no business calling in "S-I-M-V-A-S-T-A-T-I-N, yeah, well, I think thats what the doctor wrote, umm, im not sure" BS. And most think they are extreme experts that they feel need to talk as fast as possible and mumble everything...stupid A$$es...end of rant #3
Their whole job is to keep the doctor off the phone. It's sad that the medical profession has forfeited its important role in theraputic drug monitoring and prescription clarifications to unlicensed secretaries who don't know the slightest thing about medicine, and sometimes don't even want to pull files or read patient charts!
And voicemails perhaps the most terrible thing invented for calling in scripts. Rather than speaking to a person on the other line, it's invariably a secretary with a high pitched scratchy voice talking a mile a minute and spelling out the wrong things... They'd say, 'Hi I'm calling from Dr. Ramalamadingdong's office (Error #1- didn't identify herself, #2, WTF is the prescriber again?!)... calling in a prescription for M. Knight. Shyamalan (no spelling)... He needs Lisinopril 40mg, L-I-S-I-N-O-P-R-I-L (WHY THANK YOU, you just spelled a medication to a pharmacist!! Congratulations.)
And this one's my favorite ending: "If there are any problems please call us back at ###-####" (Thanks, now I have like 4 things I need to call you back on and try to reach some secretary/nurse who didn't even give her name).
Oh and the best are the controlled substance call-ins with no identification of WHO is calling it in, no DEA#, no license #, etc... And you call them back and they've left for the day. It does the worst disservice to the patient that uneducated secretaries are calling in these important medications. It, ultimately reflects poorly on practitoners. They should be educating their staff a little better.
I actually prefer the Texas laws with regards to medical office representatives- that doctors should have it
documented who is allowed to call in prescriptions for them and it should be available upon request by the State, or Pharmacists, etc. Anyone could say she's a secretary (suppose we asked 'em to 'prove you're a secretary?' hillarious, eh?)- there are cases on the DEA website where this occurred! Having nameless secretaries calling in prescriptions just shirks responsibilities with regards to the treatment and makes them are no more than 'hench-men' and the 'goons' of the medical profession, doing the bidding that practitioners don't want to be responsible for.
That's my theory as to why handwriting on prescriptions is so terrible- that the whole persuit is in the diagnosis, but the pharmaceutical treatment's not as pressing for them. Scribble it off, send it to the pharmacy, and if it can't be interpreted, well all the more better! Berta the secretary will clarify.