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have we had any threads on this recently? i think we need another.....................
Originally posted by agent
while we're at it can we discuss trads vs nontrads and the evils of URMS???
Originally posted by silvercholla
Can a GPA of 5.999999999 and a MCAT score of 4,354,623 get me into Downstate?
Originally posted by silvercholla
Can a GPA of 5.999999999 and a MCAT score of 4,354,623 get me into Downstate?
Originally posted by Zoobaby
I don't know, how are your ECs?
Originally posted by DW
you might want to consider doing a post bacc, or applying to carribean med schools, the bad ones at least. the gpa cut off at SUNY downstate last year was a 6.5 on a 4.0 scale. i'm sorry silvercholla, but you are a *****
Originally posted by Explosivo
hey guys, I'm still wondering....do you think my secondaries should be typed?
I was thinking of using Egyptian Hieroglyphics to demonstrate my multicultural perspective on life.
Thoughts?
Hi! I have 3.99 GPA from Harvard and a 45 MCAT. My GPA is kind of low I mean that hundreth of a point is really going to kill me when the adcoms see it.
Yeah I know my stats aren't too hot. I have some ECs but I don't know if I've done enough. I ended famine in Somalia, brought peace to the Middle East, was a NYC firefighter on 9/11, cured AIDS and cancer on separate weekends, captured notorious Al-Qaeda terrorist Abu Zubaydah, and created a national healthcare system in Botswana. Pretty weak, right?
I was just wonderng but should I enter a post-bacc program to perhaps raise my GPA up a little bit? Also, do you guys think I should retake the MCAT again just to show adcoms my dedication to applying to medical school? I really don't think one 45 is enough.
Also, can you guys give me a list of the really *easy medical schools* to get into? I was thinking of going to some of the carribean medical schools but I don't think I'm quite up to their standards either.
I was also thinking of taking a vow of poverty just to show adcoms my dedication to medicine and that money plays absolutely no role in my life or in my decision to become a physician whatsoever. As a practicing physician I simply plan on subsisting on food stamps, welfare, and public housing because I am so dedicated.
Basically what I'm trying to say is: Do I have a shot?
Originally posted by Explosivo
I posted this on another sarcastic thread back in May. Enjoy:
Originally posted by DW
raptor, please take your sarcasm detector to the shop for repairs
Originally posted by silvercholla
Well I volunteer at a homeless shelter in Nigeria and during the week I fly back to tge states to perform miracles, and do research on the quantum physics of time travel and its effects on healing the dead. Oh and I also am going to pledge to a nunnery. Is that enough? Gee I sure hope so.
Originally posted by Raptor
oops, sorry this thread was meant to be sarcastic (a joke). I understand now, excuse my naivete because I just got out of Genetics Lab after doing a Drosophila Melangstar Lab.
Love Peace and Chicken Grease
Originally posted by Explosivo
On another note, what color cockring should I wear to my interview?
Originally posted by DW
anything but hunter green.
Originally posted by agent
maybe you should abstain from the cock ring in case they decide to give you a reach around during the interview..?
Originally posted by Street Philosopher
this thread has exceeded the allowed amount of cliched sarcasm.
Originally posted by agent
maybe you should abstain from the cock ring in case they decide to give you a reach around during the interview..?
Originally posted by Explosivo
I'm talking about a ring for my roosters-I'm applying to rural med programs. You are one sick bastard!!!
Originally posted by Explosivo
I'm talking about a ring for my roosters-I'm applying to rural med programs. You are one sick bastard!!!
Originally posted by Zoobaby
If you ARE waitlisted, tho, be sure to send a letter of intent.
Originally posted by silvercholla
Well I volunteer at a homeless shelter in Nigeria and during the week I fly back to tge states to perform miracles, and do research on the quantum physics of time travel and its effects on healing the dead. Oh and I also am going to pledge to a nunnery. Is that enough? Gee I sure hope so.
Originally posted by Random Access
To ask a real question... How does this letter of intent thing work? I mean, sure it'd be in bad faith to send one if you didn't mean it, but is it technically/legally binding?
-RA
You mean you can tell the difference after reading thru all of these posts? ( )Originally posted by SMW
Yep, it sure is (In case this was a real question ).
Uh no... I am just an extraordinary student/person. But I really don't think it's going to be enough for the adcoms... I think I am going to make a vaccine for ebola.Originally posted by immediatespring
ehy are u from nigeria?
Originally posted by Explosivo
I'm talking about a ring for my roosters-I'm applying to rural med programs. You are one sick bastard!!!