Am I too smart to be a Dr.???/????shift/??

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No matter how little I study or how little I try I cant seem to make less than A's on tests. I've even made A+'s!!.... I just dont know what to do. Arrg... I just seem to get it and can revolve all my organic molecules around in the air in front of me in my head. Its crazy.

And I just had a biology test today (I hate biology), I did all the problems, and still got an A. Not to mention the other two finals I took, I dont even want to look, I probably got A-'s in those two... I just cant seem to stop screwing up! When test time comes, I'm just a genius...

Any ideas what to do?



Inspiration. Take note of the spelling of 'too'. Irony. It slays me....
 
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5qJAI9BIc[/YOUTUBE]
 
"He just likes to run, run, run!"


hahahahaha, what movie was that from?
 
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. One of the top 5 most underrated movies of all-time.
 
Any ideas what to do?
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Yes. Spend a semester in medical school. After your first anatomy test you'll believe that you're a few tacos short of a fiesta platter. By the time the semester is over you'll think you're all foam and no beer and wonder if maybe you only have a half a cord in the woodshed.
 
Yes. Spend a semester in medical school. After your first anatomy test you'll believe that you're a few tacos short of a fiesta platter. By the time the semester is over you'll think you're all foam and no beer and wonder if maybe you only have a half a cord in the woodshed.

:laugh: So true... So true... Indeed, I question regularly whether I have what it takes to make it through this horror show.
 
Yes. Spend a semester in medical school. After your first anatomy test you'll believe that you're a few tacos short of a fiesta platter. By the time the semester is over you'll think you're all foam and no beer and wonder if maybe you only have a half a cord in the woodshed.

Screw anatomy. Anatomy is easy. Wait until you hit neuro and behavioral medicine.
 
Screw anatomy. Anatomy is easy. Wait until you hit neuro and behavioral medicine.

You don't have to tell me. I once said, "Things'll be easier in second year...you know...once you get the study routine down and all." That was the dumbest thing I ever said. Actually, I think going back to Anatomy now would be like Heaven. Things start falling into place second year, but it definitely doesn't get any easier.
 
Why don't you get part of your brain removed? That might challenge you to think... at all...
 
Yes. Spend a semester in medical school. After your first anatomy test you'll believe that you're a few tacos short of a fiesta platter. By the time the semester is over you'll think you're all foam and no beer and wonder if maybe you only have a half a cord in the woodshed.


That was the best response I've ever seen on SDN! :laugh:
 
No matter how little I study or how little I try I cant seem to make less than A's on tests. I've even made A+'s!!.... I just dont know what to do. Arrg... I just seem to get it and can revolve all my organic molecules around in the air in front of me in my head. Its crazy.
:laugh:
Have been a lurker for while, but this is one of the funniest things that I have read here.
 
I'm sure he was just kidding, but it might be fun to get a picture of Rose when he's coming out of his first Dr. Cross (anatomy) lecture next year... 🙂

Or, the first exam.
 
Yes. Spend a semester in medical school. After your first anatomy test you'll believe that you're a few tacos short of a fiesta platter. By the time the semester is over you'll think you're all foam and no beer and wonder if maybe you only have a half a cord in the woodshed.

👍

Post of the year nomination.
 
No matter how little I study or how little I try I cant seem to make less than A's on tests. I've even made A+'s!!.... I just dont know what to do. Arrg... I just seem to get it and can revolve all my organic molecules around in the air in front of me in my head. Its crazy.

And I just had a biology test today (I hate biology), I did all the problems, and still got an A. Not to mention the other two finals I took, I dont even want to look, I probably got A-'s in those two... I just cant seem to stop screwing up! When test time comes, I'm just a genius...

Any ideas what to do?



Inspiration. Take note of the spelling of 'too'. Irony. It slays me....

In the real world, you don't fit the profile of a "genius." Then again, if I were as smart as you, I would've been a doctor at 13. You seem like a guy I'd go out and have a beer with. Unfortunately, it won't happen.
 
In the real world, you don't fit the profile of a "genius." Then again, if I were as smart as you, I would've been a doctor at 13. You seem like a guy I'd go out and have a beer with. Unfortunately, it won't happen.
Humour and sarcasm. Go find some, mmk?


MJB - Twas a humorous post. At least I thought it was. And I'm pumped about next year. Even if I'll be banging my head on the desk all the time because its so frustratingly difficult. 🙂 Plus we'll get to annoy you guys with questions all the time 😉
 
Humour and sarcasm. Go find some, mmk?


MJB - Twas a humorous post. At least I thought it was. And I'm pumped about next year. Even if I'll be banging my head on the desk all the time because its so frustratingly difficult. 🙂 Plus we'll get to annoy you guys with questions all the time 😉


You'll want to stick to buggin' nd....or others. I'm the dunce of the class. 🙂
 
You don't have to tell me. I once said, "Things'll be easier in second year...you know...once you get the study routine down and all." That was the dumbest thing I ever said. Actually, I think going back to Anatomy now would be like Heaven. Things start falling into place second year, but it definitely doesn't get any easier.

One of my classmates actually said things would be better next semester because we'll have the study routine down and we won't need that adjustment period. I laughed in his face. I am NOT looking forward to neuroanatomy. :scared:
 
One of my classmates actually said things would be better next semester because we'll have the study routine down and we won't need that adjustment period. I laughed in his face. I am NOT looking forward to neuroanatomy. :scared:
Yeah, kinda makes me want to throw up a little in my mouth actually... It seems ridiculous. You'll have to let me/us know how it goes.
 
Yeah, kinda makes me want to throw up a little in my mouth actually... It seems ridiculous. You'll have to let me/us know how it goes.

See now if I go and help you out it's not really going along with the 2011 vs 2012 war we have going on. Which, if I may remind you, you started. So I'm not so sure I can go ahead and do that... :meanie:
 
See now if I go and help you out it's not really going along with the 2011 vs 2012 war we have going on. Which, if I may remind you, you started. So I'm not so sure I can go ahead and do that... :meanie:
:laugh: haha, that war is purely social, not academic. So you can help us out here. 0😳). *insert innocent face here* 🙂. Honest. I mean, plus, I'm sure someone would give it to us anyways. Maybe. I would hope. And its all friendly and in good fun..... 😀
 
And shouldnt you be studying or sleeping or something since finals are this week, young lady?
 
And shouldnt you be studying or sleeping or something since finals are this week, young lady?

Yes, yes I should be. However, I lack the mental capacity to care at the moment. I get to go home in 3 days and that's all I care about.
 
Pssstttt.... I see you.😉

Noooooooooo!!!!!!! I'm invisible! ...

ps... you're singing to yourself again.

pss... lets just skip out on the last two tests and go home..... I miss TX.

psss... My brain is no longer functioning.. Commencing shut down sequence in 5...4...3...2..1...
 
Noooooooooo!!!!!!! I'm invisible! ...

ps... you're singing to yourself again.

pss... lets just skip out on the last two tests and go home..... I miss TX.

psss... My brain is no longer functioning.. Commencing shut down sequence in 5...4...3...2..1...

I was singing to myself?? I didn't even notice! And I don't think I can pull off skipping the last two tests and still pass. So that's a negative ghost rider. And I'm pretty sure my brain shut down about 2 hours ago, and yet here I sit, replying to your posts as you sit 3 feet away from me.

:hijacked:
 
I was singing to myself?? I didn't even notice! And I don't think I can pull off skipping the last two tests and still pass. So that's a negative ghost rider. And I'm pretty sure my brain shut down about 2 hours ago, and yet here I sit, replying to your posts as you sit 3 feet away from me.

:hijacked:

My legs no longer function due to the 10 hrs of compression on my sciatic nerve.. remember that one tomorrow. It might be on the test.🙄

Murphy smells like a tire.
 
My legs no longer function due to the 10 hrs of compression on my sciatic nerve.. remember that one tomorrow. It might be on the test.🙄

Murphy smells like a tire.

Just cause my dogs smells like a tire it doesn't make him any less fluffy. (How's that one for logic?!)

And the sciatic nerve is made up of the tibial and common fibular nerves, so did you hurt one or both branches?
 
All of them... Whatever they are... OMG!! I close my eyes and all I see is Netters!!!!! Its been burned into the back of my eyes.. Ahhhhhh!!!!!
 
All of them... Whatever they are... OMG!! I close my eyes and all I see is Netters!!!!! Its been burned into the back of my eyes.. Ahhhhhh!!!!!

You should be seeing histo, as that is a big chunk of tomorrow (10-15 slides my butt....) but I really think that someone else needs to be posting up in here because I doubt anyone wants to listen to us.

I THOUGHT PRE-MEDS NEVER SLEPT!!
 
You should be seeing histo, as that is a big chunk of tomorrow (10-15 slides my butt....) but I really think that someone else needs to be posting up in here because I doubt anyone wants to listen to us.

I THOUGHT PRE-MEDS NEVER SLEPT!!

Good point.. I'll put the histo under my pillow for rapid osmosis.. 😎
 
😆 😆 😆

Listen, it's last anatomy practical eve, the moon is full and people are acting craaaaaaaaaaazy....

Also, glad we could entertain you.
 
Listen, it's last anatomy practical eve, the moon is full and people are acting craaaaaaaaaaazy....

Also, glad we could entertain you.

I understand....even those who aren't taking a test tomorrow are acting crazy. Mrs. Nascardoc has been saying, "Silence!!! I kill you!!!," all night.....literally. Its pretty funny.

So that learning by osmosis doesn't work......damn. I guess I too will have to try a different approach for the histo portion of the test.
 
No matter how little I study or how little I try I cant seem to make less than A's on tests. I've even made A+'s!!.... I just dont know what to do. Arrg... I just seem to get it and can revolve all my organic molecules around in the air in front of me in my head. Its crazy.

And I just had a biology test today (I hate biology), I did all the problems, and still got an A. Not to mention the other two finals I took, I dont even want to look, I probably got A-'s in those two... I just cant seem to stop screwing up! When test time comes, I'm just a genius...

Any ideas what to do?



Inspiration. Take note of the spelling of 'too'. Irony. It slays me....



thats messed up...
 
Sorry I bailed last night, but scrubs was on. Well, on the tivo at least.... Looks like we could have had a fun conversation! 🙂 Good luck on all your tests today!!!
 
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