Then apparently, you haven't been to the annual AB barbeque. Ask around, hoss - 60 pts per day is not even a full book.
I haven't worked there - that's why I don't have herpes. Yes, I know several people who work there. All of them would need counseling if they read any of your posts, so I won't subject them to the punishment.
Here on planet earth, where more than one technician can work in an optical, AB is free to have one slave in the exam room, with multiple opticians outside waiting to feed. I'm shocked you don't realize that. Also, believe it or not, it isn't terribly difficult for one person to stand behind a register and say "Thank you for your money. See you next year." Despite that fact, many locations have two registers with......wait for it......two cashiers.
Oh, man - you are a new OD program's
dream student.
..........(cricket chirps).....Wow........I'd normally have something witty to say here, but....I'm speechless.

this just keeps getting better....it's like an Amtrack running toward a brick wall.
Ok, I suspected that you had once worked for CLDoc, but now I know it's true. How's life after the lawsuit? Still throwing antibiotics on anything opaque that affects the cornea?
No, my ocular-health-disregarding friend, commercial optometry is not "simply what private offices are when they get big enough..." Commercial optometry exists for one reason: to sell materials. Private practice optometry is not run by MBAs, so it exists to provide eye care to patients. Regardless of that fact, optometry will soon be "all commercial" anyway, so it really doesn't matter.
Wow (again). Tippytoe is dead on - you ARE in the perfect spot for yourself. Kudos, big fella, I thought I'd never find the holy grail of garbage optometry, but you're the real deal. I won't be surprised if AB is quietly collecting samples of your DNA to clone you for their minions.