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I swear I need a place to deposit all the funny and/or ridiculous things my patients say.
Me: (Taking picture of groin wound)
Patient: (Demented but intermittently lucid wizened old lady) “Is that for posting on the playboy site?”
Me: (Taking her seriously) Oh no ma’am, I promise it’s just so the team knows what it looks like. It won’t go anywhere public. It’s just for in the hospital.
Her: “But I need the money! I may be old but I’ve still got it! (Exagerrated wink and shoulder shimmy)
Me:
Me: (Taking picture of groin wound)
Patient: (Demented but intermittently lucid wizened old lady) “Is that for posting on the playboy site?”
Me: (Taking her seriously) Oh no ma’am, I promise it’s just so the team knows what it looks like. It won’t go anywhere public. It’s just for in the hospital.
Her: “But I need the money! I may be old but I’ve still got it! (Exagerrated wink and shoulder shimmy)
Me: