Can we also talk about the fact that sometimes the SDG is.... bad. There is so much money moving around that the temptation to be super greedy about it definitely exists.
I currently work for one that is, objectively, a pyramid scheme with some REALLY sharp inclines. 80 (exactly) providers. about evenly split between 40 doctor and 40 midlevels. I think the full time group is like 20 and 20 but there are about 20 part timer in both the APP and physician category who *do* get work pretty regular. We staff 5 hospitals, so that is why. Anyway.... the leadership is 3 people (CEO, CFO, CMO more or less) and there are 3 physician "site directors" and 1 APP director. The physicians and APPs get massively underpaid ($217/hr with part timers only making $208 an hour) everything I hear the 4 site directors + APP director get a decent stipend that brings them *almost* up to the going rate in this area of 250/260ish per hour. The group is massively massively massively successful and the site directors are open (with me) about the fact that the three people at the top are just swimming in money to a level that is not even funny. And its not like the job is super easy either.... its easy... but not $217/hr easy.
a CMG moving in over there would be, in many ways, a blessing for that site. Thats not the only place like that either. There is a second private group over here with a similar "mega pyramid" design. And a third group that is actually treating their people very well and there is no complaints there, just... you know... its still not truly equitable.
True story:
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Be me.
I was at a Walgreens sometime in 201X.
Gal in front of me said something into her phone that gave her away as an ER nurse.
I get to yapping, because I'm a yapper. Yap. It's wild what you'll learn just by being a yapper.
Don't try and change me.
Make instant friends. Some talk about The Stooges (band) and early punk music that I also noticed from her generalized demeanor.
"Loose". Iggy pop. "Search and Destroy" being used to sell Windows95. LOOK OUT HONEY, CAUSE I'M USING TECHNOLOGY!
I am the world's forgotten BOY! The one who SEARCHES and DESTROYS! *BA-du-WAH-du-WAHH-du-WAH*
"You're an ER doc?! Where do you work? We need HELP!"
I take interview with the only SDG in five counties or more around these parts.
"Do you have any questions?"
"Sure! What happened to Doctor Stacy? I worked with her at Community General."
[Lies]: Uhhh. UhHhH, Doctor StAcY wanted to go do locums before she settled down to have kids."
Me, to myself: (No. You guys effed Doctor Stacy six ways to Sunday.)
"What about Doctor Albert? He said some nice things about you guys."
[Lies]: (See above, except replace locums and family with [whatever lies they wanted to tell].)
Okay.
Ohh-kay.
I never got a callback, because they knew that I knew the truth.
Some SDGs need to die because they are vile.