Is being terrible at answering these sh*tty questions a weakness?
Ok ok fine, I'll play along.
I eat wayyyy too many carbs, but I don't have to care because I'm one of those "high metabolism screw you!" people.
I work out only like once a week because I'm either too busy doing something I should have done a while ago or sherking responsibilities that I'll probably be rushing to finish later.
I have a WASPy fascination with animals: I like them more than people (ref: Wall Street)
I can't find a piggy bank for my coins so they just sit on my desk (how the hell do you guys get rid of your coins? Do people actually spend them on things? I never use coins...)
I don't read as much as I should.
I've picked up the idiotic addiction of watching funny youtube videos for wayyy too long (i.e. college kid version of crack)
I'm always unprepared for like everything I go to.
I'm always at minimum like 15-20min late for everything I go to (except exams).
I have never in my life, even once, used Netflix.
I have a pencil sharpener and I haven't used graphite pencils for like 15 years
Actually I remember why I had it. I was drawing using graphite pencils but then realized I sucked at drawing and didn't want to continue to put in the effort to get good.
I play piano alone and at really low volume so no one can hear how much talent I lack.
I'm pro-choice (and therefore a murderer) but I totally think Planned Parenthood is a bunch of evil Satanist murderers.
I cook really lame meals. Like chicken legs or sausage. Always plain, because I have no sense of flavor or creativity.
I drink way too much coffee.
I'm a sympathetic sociopath (i.e. a pretty average person)
I'm painfully average, actually.
I have no fashion sense.
I'm a nerd/geek, and not in a good sense like a proud nerd/geek (tools), or like a hot nerd/geek (jelly) -- I mean literally just one of those excessively weird "I just don't understand him he's soooooo f*cking weird" nerds/geeks.
Apparently I'm allergic to ibuprofen.
I have a pet peeve about people watching me when I eat.
I pace back and forth for hours when I'm bored with the crystal clear awareness that there are much better uses of my time.
Kind of a masochist but have never slit my wrists.
Thought about slitting wrists once, but was too lazy to do so.
I've never had a poster of anything.
I lack charisma.
I find it hard to feel feelings.
I'm too much of a joke to make a good joke.
I could probably go on, but these are just some of my many flaws. This has got to be the easiest prompt ever.