Any gunners out there?

[Dr Dean]

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I used to be a gunner. ROAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Let's get this playa hating ball started.

 

[Dr Dean]

I know you're out there.

 

[adamj61]

don't hate the player, hate the game

 

[Dr Dean]

don't hate the player, hate the game

I hate the game.

I am with you 100% playa. Any doctor who isn't a gunner in college ultimately is a big pansy during clinicals and gets lower-tier residencies because he or she lacks the assertion skills needed to excel in medicine. ROAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[adamj61]

I'm not im med school yet, but I don't think I would be a gunner. At madison, the pre-med population is put in with all of the science people, who don't really care about their grades because they are too busy curing cancer.

I am super competitive, but I am not going to be stealing books haha

 

[Dr Dean]

I'm not im med school yet, but I don't think I would be a gunner. At madison, the pre-med population is put in with all of the science people, who don't really care about their grades because they are too busy curing cancer.

I am super competitive, but I am not going to be stealing books haha

The competitive edge must be there. That is what will land the residencies. While they're out curing cancer, they come back and want to see initiative. 👍

Stealing books I wouldn't recommend. "Borrowing" however is another story. ROAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[SanDiegoSOD]

I applaud the gunners. They raise the bar for all of us.

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[tupac_don]

I hate the game.

I am with you 100% playa. Any doctor who isn't a gunner in college ultimately is a big pansy during clinicals and gets lower-tier residencies because he or she lacks the assertion skills needed to excel in medicine. ROAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I thought that the gunner would excell in clinicals, cuz they keep pushing forward when others stop. They can take just a little more pain than the competition and are willing to take it the next level. Actually, your gunners are your superstar doctors, the only thing is they are so hypercompetitive that nobody likes em. Remember gunners are your superstars not the weakest link. Peace out.

Sorry didn't read correctly, I agree with both of you, gunner=success

 

[rockstar2525]

I'm such a gunner, I think I qualify as a heat seeking missile!
Even though I'm done with the MCAT I still take practice tests every weekend to sharpen my critical thinking skills. I bought the ALL the textbooks for books at EVERY med school I applied to (every one of the top 20, of course) so that I could start reading in this year off and get a head start. Tell your science friends at Madison that I ALREADY found the cure for cancer (did it yesterday after lunch), and am going to develop an AIDS vaccine this afternoon. I don't sleep because I am so busy with studying, saving the world, and reflecting on how smart I am. In the little spare time that I do have, I like to obsess about how to get an edge on med school applications by reading SDN.

 

[TTSD]

I gun down people all the time, with my MAC-10.

 

[Dr Dean]

I'm such a gunner, I think I qualify as a heat seeking missile!
Even though I'm done with the MCAT I still take practice tests every weekend to sharpen my critical thinking skills. I bought the ALL the textbooks for books at EVERY med school I applied to (every one of the top 20, of course) so that I could start reading in this year off and get a head start. Tell your science friends at Madison that I ALREADY found the cure for cancer (did it yesterday after lunch), and am going to develop an AIDS vaccine this afternoon. I don't sleep because I am so busy with studying, saving the world, and reflecting on how smart I am. In the little spare time that I do have, I like to obsess about how to get an edge on med school applications by reading SDN.

This guy's good. Now if only you are the first to run out and get the resident a coffee in the morning, you will make a fine doctor. RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[lilithny]

i'm a gunner. i am so cool.

 

[Dr Dean]

i'm a gunner. i am so cool.

Now make me dinner. ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[velo]

I don't remember who's signiture says this, but I like the quote...

"Overheard in a medical school library: 'I'm not going to be a gunner, I'm going to be a sniper'"

 

[Swack]

Now make me dinner. ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Dude, why do you keeping roaring?

 

[lilithny]

i would make dinner, but i have to go volunteer at the hospital and then run back home to finish up on my summer research i'll be presenting at a confrence at the end of the summer.

and frankly. this isn't the 1950's! equal power! i demand you make me dinner!

i would roar, but i am just too busy.

 

[DrThom]

I used to be a gunner. ROAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Let's get this playa hating ball started.

Too bad you didn't gun hard enough to win the democratic primaries...

 

[rewindthemovie]

Too bad you didn't gun hard enough to win the democratic primaries...

rofl😀

 

[clowne]

Being a gunner isn't enough. I need explosives.

 

[Blake]

Don't know, I'll tell you in 1 month... Then again, I want to become a surgeon, so maybe I have gunner genes inside of me. It's all about moderation, I guess. 😉

 

[drumming207]

I don't remember who's signiture says this, but I like the quote...

"Overheard in a medical school library: 'I'm not going to be a gunner, I'm going to be a sniper'"

It's exmike's signature...

drumming 😀

 

[calcrew14]

1) In spite of spending all of my life in the library, I don?t excel in GPA and MCAT as much as I should.
2) No matter how bad I want to, I just don?t stab people in the back. I don?t need to avoid any direct confrontation. I know that I am better than Ali and Tyson (at their peaks) combined. There is no chin that can take my sucker?s punching.
3) Academic wise, I always borrow my own books. You know that I always treat people as if they were myself.
4) Although curing cancer is way beyond my ability, I always blow my nose as hard as I could to eradicate a common cold.
5) As for now, I am feeling bad because I don?t seem to perfectly fit and my chance to be on top of medicine appears as slim as the chance to get out.
6) Good grief!

 

[EvoDevo]

I'm planning on unloading the whole barrel of whoop-ass on my classmates! Derm/plastics woo-hoo!!!!!










[/sarcasm]

 

[Medikit]

I treat tests as if they were sporting events, and studying as if it was training. I also refer to the schooltime before Finals as the "regular season" or "regular semester" and I of course refer to Finals as "Finals".

 

[NubianPrincess]

I don't remember who's signiture says this, but I like the quote...

"Overheard in a medical school library: 'I'm not going to be a gunner, I'm going to be a sniper'"

I love that one too 😀

 

[Strangelove MD]

So, to recap:

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[calcrew14]

Derm/plastics woo-hoo!!!!!
QUOTE]

I want to become a surgeon, 😉

Me too.
Is there any medical school that evaluates applicants for ability to master medical procedures and surgeries? A lot of elite brains break everything their hands touch. Imagine one of them is your proctologist?

I have a lot of good things beyond numbers in my hands and my heart. My hands are so steady and they softly touch just like those of a Venus statue. Many Detroit Lions' fans tell me that that I'm cool. Oh, and I don?t need a pair of eyeglasses yet. Adcoms should have known that many Eagles couldn?t wait for me to be their ophthalmologist. I wanna be a surgeon bad. As a neurosurgeon who exclusively transplant gunners' brain, I will be at the culmination of my medical career. I am confident that I can provide much better service than those neurosurgeons-wanna-be in Iraq. 😀

 

[Dr Dean]

So, to recap:

The minkey made me do it. Clueso.

BUMP for the new inductees.

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[Samus Aran]

holla at a gunna

 

[Dr Dean]

HOLLA!

 

[(Dirty Version)]

my style is impetuous
my defense is impregnable
i am the ferocious
i want your heart
i want to eat your children.
praise be to allah.

ROAAAAAAAR

 

[Blake]

my style is impetuous
my defense is impregnable
i am the ferocious
i want your heart
i want to eat your children.
praise be to allah.

ROAAAAAAAR

Crazy iron mike

 

[stifler]

future gunner here (hopefully if i got enough motivation)

 

[hnbui]

future gunner here (hopefully if i got enough motivation)

me too

 

[!dr_nick!]

Im a closet gunner. Easier to stab people in the back later on! 😉

 

[Dr Dean]

my style is impetuous
my defense is impregnable
i am the ferocious
i want your heart
i want to eat your children.
praise be to allah.

ROAAAAAAAR

Beautiful speech there, gunna. ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Samus Aran]

Im a closet gunner. Easier to stab people in the back later on! 😉

i always knew it

*shakes head*

😀

 

[ms2209]

Beautiful speech there, gunna. ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh Dr. Dean, you have such a way with words... 😍 😀

 

[dwightbean]

this thread seems pretty stupid or something.

 

[WalterSobchakk]

this thread seems pretty stupid or something.

sounds like someone's worried about being gunned down 😱 ...RAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

 

[dwightbean]

ok

 

[cooldreams]

"a gunner is someone who is the best, and knows it, and makes everyone realize it with blunt trama to the head!!!" hhaha

-A Gunners Story (yet to be published)

 

[adamj61]

Gunner genes...I have to agree, your environment can't turn you into the navy seals of gunners.

 

[Dr Dean]

This is what medicine is all about. Anyone want to shadow me? RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[!dr_nick!]

This is what medicine is all about. Anyone want to shadow me? RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I hope you are an ENT to take care of those over used vocal-cords 😉

 

[velo]

I treat tests as if they were sporting events, and studying as if it was training. I also refer to the schooltime before Finals as the "regular season" or "regular semester" and I of course refer to Finals as "Finals".

 

[velo]

my style is impetuous
my defense is impregnable
i am the ferocious
i want your heart
i want to eat your children.
praise be to allah.

ROAAAAAAAR

DT- "I respect Homer Simpson...that said, I do plan to make orphans of his children"

Reporter- "They do have a mother"

DT- "Yes, but I imagine she would die of grief"

Drederick Tatum

 

[g3pro]

I worked incredibly hard in kindergarten to get into a great elementary school. Then I worked incredibly hard to get into a great junior high. Then I worked incredibly hard to get into a great High school. Then I worked incredibly incredibly hard to get into a top 5 university.

That is where I stole books from others, DDOSed the class servers to prevent students from studying for tests. I raised my hand in every single class and asked inane and ignorant, yet numerous questions. I went to every study session and office hours. I sat in the front in every class. I volunteered as an orthopedic surgeon at my local ER on weekends. I worked in Antarctica doing cancer research while simultaneously curing the native populations of AIDS. I took all of my pre-med pre-requisites at community colleges the semester prior to taking it officially at the university, just to hurt the curve for others. I travelled to Nigeria to perform biomedical research in stem cells and published several world-renowned papers in Nature, JAMA, and Science.

I did an orthopedic residency in Harvard Medical School. I got up at 3:00AM to prepare coffee and patients for the residents and attendings. I stole my fellow residents' patients and presented them to the attendings. I stole cases from behind their backs and did the work for them. I kiss the attendings' asses every day of the week. 80 hour max weeks mean nothing to me. I shall not sleep, I shall not tire, I shall not play fair.

I am now a practicing orthopedic surgeon at the Mayo clinic, getting paid $600,000 a year. I've been divorced 5 times. Everyone around me hates my guts. I am alone, wallowing around in my thousands of dollars. I fill my loneliness by donating money to the DNC. I am miserable. Yet I prevail in my work. I am 75 years old.

I am a gunner. Hear me roar! RRROOOOOOAAAAAA *cough * cough * AAAAARRRRRRRR.

 

[Sharky]

I'm not a gunner, I'm a gunsman.

 

[cooldreams]

dood... seriously?? you are 70 something and know what ddos means?? thats awesome!! 😀

I worked incredibly hard in kindergarten to get into a great elementary school. Then I worked incredibly hard to get into a great junior high. Then I worked incredibly hard to get into a great High school. Then I worked incredibly incredibly hard to get into a top 5 university.

That is where I stole books from others, DDOSed the class servers to prevent students from studying for tests. I raised my hand in every single class and asked inane and ignorant, yet numerous questions. I went to every study session and office hours. I sat in the front in every class. I volunteered as an orthopedic surgeon at my local ER on weekends. I worked in Antarctica doing cancer research while simultaneously curing the native populations of AIDS. I took all of my pre-med pre-requisites at community colleges the semester prior to taking it officially at the university, just to hurt the curve for others. I travelled to Nigeria to perform biomedical research in stem cells and published several world-renowned papers in Nature, JAMA, and Science.

I did an orthopedic residency in Harvard Medical School. I got up at 3:00AM to prepare coffee and patients for the residents and attendings. I stole my fellow residents' patients and presented them to the attendings. I stole cases from behind their backs and did the work for them. I kiss the attendings' asses every day of the week. 80 hour max weeks mean nothing to me. I shall not sleep, I shall not tire, I shall not play fair.

I am now a practicing orthopedic surgeon at the Mayo clinic, getting paid $600,000 a year. I've been divorced 5 times. Everyone around me hates my guts. I am alone, wallowing around in my thousands of dollars. I fill my loneliness by donating money to the DNC. I am miserable. Yet I prevail in my work. I am 75 years old.

I am a gunner. Hear me roar! RRROOOOOOAAAAAA *cough * cough * AAAAARRRRRRRR.

😀