Any Pakis going to ucla????

[Khala Jaan]

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so basically...my findings: no pakis going to ucla.
lol 😛
well i look forward to meeting everyone else! coming from the fobby bay area, this is going to be interesting!😛

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

gabrhaye mut, my rents have no reason to worry...as for no harm in send you a picture, i respect myself too much to send my pic to strangers.

as for the "paki" debate, i feel its irrelevant now (in regards to the origin) but yea, thats my opinion.

Ghar may jawan (assuming) larkee baytee wee hain aur waldain ko fiqar naa ho? ho hee nahee sakta.

khair koi baat naheen; mainay socha aap bhee Pakistani ho isleeay agar koi madaat kar sakoo tau baitar hota.

 

[qwerty86]

khansaab and khala have turned this thread into shaadi.com

 

[tamkhan]

khansaab and khala have turned this thread into shaadi.com

Yes, and in the meantime, UCSF2012 (KJ's official investigator) is doing a background check on khansahaab.😛

 

[voager]

Hey guys what is going on in here ....back on track please...🙂 so who is going where? hey KJ arent you going to UTDB????

 

[UCSF2012]

Yes, and in the meantime, UCSF2012 (KJ's official investigator) is doing a background check on khansahaab.😛

A day later and several searches thru government files indicate that khansahaab is actually a short, bald, fat man. And he's only half pakistani and the illegitimate son of Snoop Dogg. A no-go all the way.

Satellite images also indicate that KJ's last bf was....white?!?? Hun, what's the deal with this pakistani-only thing?

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

A day later and several searches thru government files indicate that khansahaab is actually a short, bald, fat man. And he's only half pakistani and the illegitimate son of Snoop Dogg. A no-go all the way.

Satellite images also indicate that KJ's last bf was....white?!?? Hun, what's the deal with this pakistani-only thing?

no bf's allowed *shake's finger like babu from seinfeld*

 

[terpchic]

A day later and several searches thru government files indicate that khansahaab is actually a short, bald, fat man. And he's only half pakistani and the illegitimate son of Snoop Dogg. A no-go all the way.

Satellite images also indicate that KJ's last bf was....white?!?? Hun, what's the deal with this pakistani-only thing?

HAHAHAHA!!!! that is hilarious!

and yes this really does seem like a shaadi.com thread but hey if it works...😉

 

[Khala Jaan]

okay in my defense! i tried to get this back on topic!!! i already concluded this whole lovely thread, conclucing no pakis are going to ucla...n then i got ten ppl trying to get me married! i dont know why! to think this all started with one person asking me if i believe in arranged marriages! arey, when did i say i was desperate! loll!! Ya-Allah, pls lets talk teeth😛

(but yea, thanks for the background check lolll)

HAHAHAHA!!!! that is hilarious!

and yes this really does seem like a shaadi.com thread but hey if it works...😉

 

[Khala Jaan]

Hey guys what is going on in here ....back on track please...🙂 so who is going where? hey KJ arent you going to UTDB????

nope nope, im going to ucla..i dont know what utdb is actually..is that another univ of texas? i only applied to uthscsa or watver, but i dont wanna go...they dont have on campus housing..u have to drive n i dont want to, so out of the running

 

[tamkhan]

nope nope, im going to ucla..i dont know what utdb is actually..is that another univ of texas? i only applied to uthscsa or watver, but i dont wanna go...they dont have on campus housing..u have to drive n i dont want to, so out of the running

So, for all potential candidates, KJ:

-is a proponent of arranged marriage
-does not like to drive
-big, big fan of Shahrukh
-likes people who can sing for her
(people can add to this list if they wish)

Boy, we're all getting to know you A LOT better thanks to SDN. 😀



And, UCSF2012, that background check was NICE! 👍

Ok, this is the last of my comments. I think we've gone a bit overboard. :S

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

So, for all potential candidates, KJ:

-is a proponent of arranged marriage
-does not like to drive
-big, big fan of Shahrukh
-likes people who can sing for her
(people can add to this list if they wish)

Boy, we're all getting to know you A LOT better thanks to SDN. 😀



And, UCSF2012, that background check was NICE! 👍

Ok, this is the last of my comments. I think we've gone a bit overboard. :S

shahrukh 'khan'?? 👎thumbdown👎 not a big fan of his.

 

[Khala Jaan]

Ok, this is the last of my comments. I think we've gone a bit overboard. :S

UHH YESS THIS HAS!!! LOL I CANT BELIEVE U MADE A LIST!!! LOLLL!!!

 

[UCSF2012]

A friend of mine's probably going to UCLA. His name's Ahmed. In Pike. Looks about 6'0" or 6'1". Did NCAA basketball for 2 years. Did a summer abroad in Austria. Wants endo. Father's a perio.

 

[terpchic]

A friend of mine's probably going to UCLA. His name's Ahmed. In Pike. Looks about 6'0" or 6'1". Did NCAA basketball for 2 years. Did a summer abroad in Austria. Wants endo. Father's a perio.

sounds so dreamyyyy. lol

yeah KJ you def did try ur best to get this back on track...but i wouldn't have much hope, afterall, we're dealing with some pakistani boys here

ps. Shahrukh khan rocks!!! 😍

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

A friend of mine's probably going to UCLA. His name's Ahmed. In Pike. Looks about 6'0" or 6'1". Did NCAA basketball for 2 years. Did a summer abroad in Austria. Wants endo. Father's a perio.

well ya gotta give the full deets; is he shia or sunni? pashtun? sindhi? muhajir?
does he want joint family🙂thumbup🙂 or is he movin the heck out after marriage 🙂thumbdown) ?

 

[Khala Jaan]

hahahahha, i swear pakistani guys always have marriage on tehir minds! loll ur so rite...as for shahrukh, i think hes absolutely ugly but hes such a good actor he fools you into thinking hes hot

sounds so dreamyyyy. lol

yeah KJ you def did try ur best to get this back on track...but i wouldn't have much hope, afterall, we're dealing with some pakistani boys here

ps. Shahrukh khan rocks!!! 😍

 

[UCSF2012]

Well, this is the infamous Shah Rukh. If you ask me, he looks a bit like Jackie Chan.

 

[Khala Jaan]

ickkk theyr both ugly...at least srk tricks u...jackie, ick ick!

Well, this is the infamous Shah Rukh. If you ask me, he looks a bit like Jackie Chan.

 

[tamkhan]

hahahahha, i swear pakistani guys always have marriage on tehir minds! loll ur so rite...as for shahrukh, i think hes absolutely ugly but hes such a good actor he fools you into thinking hes hot

Shahrukh IS ugly, I'm telling you! Saw him during his Temptations 2004 visit to Toronto and he was short and very dark. His charisma and charm hide it all, though. Of course, I was there to witness the spectacle that is/or was😛...Priyanka Chopra.😀

 

[UCSF2012]

well ya gotta give the full deets; is he shia or sunni? pashtun? sindhi? muhajir?
does he want joint family🙂thumbup🙂 or is he movin the heck out after marriage 🙂thumbdown) ?

uh... shi'ite? dude, I dunno. I'm American. Our girls think in terms of "tall, dark, handsome [and rich]"

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

uh... shi'ite? dude, I dunno. I'm American. Our girls think in terms of "tall, dark, handsome [and rich]"

lol; i'm sorry i thought you were Pakistani.

 

[UCSF2012]

lol; i'm sorry i thought you were Pakistani.

Yea, I'm the only on this thread who's not Pakistani.😀

 

[Khala Jaan]

nice accomplishment..how u doing on reading the urdu? loll

Yea, I'm the only on this thread who's not Pakistani.😀

 

[UCSF2012]

nice accomplishment..how u doing on reading the urdu? loll

Mujhe Urdu Achchhi Lagti Hai

 

[Khala Jaan]

pls tell us where u getting this? 😛

Mujhe Urdu Achchhi Lagti Hai

 

[terpchic]

well ya gotta give the full deets; is he shia or sunni? pashtun? sindhi? muhajir?
does he want joint family🙂thumbup🙂 or is he movin the heck out after marriage 🙂thumbdown) ?

Why are you so interested in this guy??? So basically you just want to get married...and since KJ said no...ur willing to settle for the next person who was suggested even if he was a guy! lol great👍

 

[UCSF2012]

pls tell us where u getting this? 😛

Apparently, I speak Urdu. I did not know that. 😀

 

[Khala Jaan]

uff, damak kharab kardiya! lolll

Apparently, I speak Urdu. I did not know that. 😀

 

[Khala Jaan]

hey terpchic, where are u going to d school? just wondering

 

[tamkhan]

Apparently, I speak Urdu. I did not know that. 😀

Bhai, yeh to bari zabardast news hai. From this point, we shall continue our guftago in Urdu. Sath mein thori shaeri bhi ho jaye?? 😀 I love Urdu!! Especially, when it comes to poetry...ah, yes, I plan on taking this thread to another 'hijacked' level.😛

 

[Khala Jaan]

i dont mind--as long as im not getting married again! lol hijack away! but i think ucsf2012 should be the first--koi shaeri sunao!👍

Bhai, yeh to bari zabardast news hai. From this point, we shall continue our guftago in Urdu. Sath mein thori shaeri bhi ho jaye?? 😀 I love Urdu!! Especially, when it comes to poetry...ah, yes, I plan on taking this thread to another 'hijacked' level.😛

 

[UCSF2012]

UCSF2012 feels awkward now. UCSF2012 is going to an English thread.😍

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

Why are you so interested in this guy??? So basically you just want to get married...and since KJ said no...ur willing to settle for the next person who was suggested even if he was a guy! lol great👍

calm down buddy; i'm just joshin' here. nothing serious. can you not tell from my writing tone?

and just for the record those things i mentioned are important in any potential marriage.

you're lucky you're Pakistani otherwise believe me i wouldn't be this nice.

 

[Khala Jaan]

hahhaha awwww, you can have a new thread "any caucasians going to ucsf????" lolll

UCSF2012 feels awkward now. UCSF2012 is going to an English thread.😍

 

[UCSF2012]

hahhaha awwww, you can have a new thread "any caucasians going to ucsf????" lolll

So that my friends can think of me as an idiot from day one? No thanks, hun. But I'm on to you and your games... 😉

 

[Khala Jaan]

ha!

 

[tamkhan]

UCSF2012 has chickened out of this thread.😛
Are we still on for some poetry? You guys want the serious type or the funny type? (the ones which are found on the back of trucks, buses and rickshaws in Pakistan)

 

[Khala Jaan]

funni! funni! funni!

UCSF2012 has chickened out of this thread.😛
Are we still on for some poetry? You guys want the serious type or the funny type? (the ones which are found on the back of trucks, buses and rickshaws in Pakistan)

P.S. wow, u must take notes when you visit pakistan! lol

 

[UCSF2012]

UCSF2012 has chickened out of this thread.😛

Oh no, brotha. I ain't having this. Guess who's back!

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

i'd like to hear both types khan sahib.

 

[tamkhan]

Ok, here's a few:

Hum nay un ki yaad mein ro ro kay baaltiyan bhar dein
Woh bewafa aaye, aur naha kar chal diyay 😛

Mana kay teri yaad kay qabil nahin hon mein
Tirchi nazar say dekh, magar dekh to sahi😉

Qatal jo mujh ko karna, to nigahon say he kar dalo
Na ho taqleef dono ko, tumhein khanjar uthanay ki aur humein gardan jhukanay ki

Woh bhi kya din thay, jab ham jin thay
Ab to ham diyo hain, jinon kay bhi pyo hain

 

[tamkhan]

And now a serious one. This is by Faiz Ahmed Faiz (may he rest in peace). I like to think of it as one's relationship to God.

Aisay nadaan bhi na thay jaan se guzarney wale
Naseho, bandgaro, rahguzar to dekho
Woh to woh hai, tumhain ho jae gi ulfat mujhse
Ik nazar tum mera mahboob e nazar to dekho

In essence, it defines the depth of one's love for someone.

Naseh = healer
Bandgaro = rastay par chalnay walay
Rahguzar = path

 

[Khala Jaan]

Ok, here's a few:

Hum nay un ki yaad mein ro ro kay baaltiyan bhar dein
Woh bewafa aaye, aur naha kar chal diyay 😛

Mana kay teri yaad kay qabil nahin hon mein
Tirchi nazar say dekh, magar dekh to sahi😉

Qatal jo mujh ko karna, to nigahon say he kar dalo
Na ho taqleef dono ko, tumhein khanjar uthanay ki aur humein gardan jhukanay ki

Woh bhi kya din thay, jab ham jin thay
Ab to ham diyo hain, jinon kay bhi pyo hain

clearly trying to read it in english, really took away from the fun lol...

 

[Khala Jaan]

And now a serious one. This is by Faiz Ahmed Faiz (may he rest in peace). I like to think of it as one's relationship to God.

Aisay nadaan bhi na thay jaan se guzarney wale
Naseho, bandgaro, rahguzar to dekho
Woh to woh hai, tumhain ho jae gi ulfat mujhse
Ik nazar tum mera mahboob e nazar to dekho

In essence, it defines the depth of one's love for someone.

Naseh = healer
Bandgaro = rastay par chalnay walay
Rahguzar = path

dude, these are too high tech for me to understand..i suck at reading urdu in english lol

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

Ok, here's a few:

Hum nay un ki yaad mein ro ro kay baaltiyan bhar dein
Woh bewafa aaye, aur naha kar chal diyay 😛

Mana kay teri yaad kay qabil nahin hon mein
Tirchi nazar say dekh, magar dekh to sahi😉

Qatal jo mujh ko karna, to nigahon say he kar dalo
Na ho taqleef dono ko, tumhein khanjar uthanay ki aur humein gardan jhukanay ki

Woh bhi kya din thay, jab ham jin thay
Ab to ham diyo hain, jinon kay bhi pyo hain

wah! kya baat hain. all are good but the first two are tops.

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

And now a serious one. This is by Faiz Ahmed Faiz (may he rest in peace). I like to think of it as one's relationship to God.

Aisay nadaan bhi na thay jaan se guzarney wale
Naseho, bandgaro, rahguzar to dekho
Woh to woh hai, tumhain ho jae gi ulfat mujhse
Ik nazar tum mera mahboob e nazar to dekho

In essence, it defines the depth of one's love for someone.

Naseh = healer
Bandgaro = rastay par chalnay walay
Rahguzar = path

zabardast 👍

 

[tamkhan]

clearly trying to read it in english, really took away from the fun lol...

Yeah, you can only really get a gist of Urdu poetry if you read it in Urdu. These one's aren't even that funny, actually. My personal compilation is no where to be found at this time, sadly. I travel a lot when I'm back home, so I take down some of the most corniest verses I come across. The ones in Punjabi are the funniest.

 

[KHANSAHAAB]

Yeah, you can only really get a gist of Urdu poetry if you read it in Urdu. These one's aren't even that funny, actually. My personal compilation is no where to be found at this time, sadly. I travel a lot when I'm back home, so I take down some of the most corniest verses I come across. The ones in Punjabi are the funniest.

i still liked them; simple and to the point has its charm.

 

[Khala Jaan]

yea, i can never really understand the hardcore shaeri cuz they always use THEE biggest words ever--words i didnt even know my parents knew! but then i see them laugh or watver, n im like wth--

Yeah, you can only really get a gist of Urdu poetry if you read it in Urdu. These one's aren't even that funny, actually. My personal compilation is no where to be found at this time, sadly. I travel a lot when I'm back home, so I take down some of the most corniest verses I come across. The ones in Punjabi are the funniest.