anybody from Chicago?

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you have a kid? you got married?

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So here's one for ya...at what age should a woman say...hmm, guess I'm not going to meet anyone....time to do the turkey baster thing or adopt?

Menopause.

By then, it might hit you that having a child is a terrible, life wrecking idea.

And if you are too picky about a mate, you probably won't find a donor that's good enough for you, either.
 
u got articially inseminated? or got a hamster?
 
mikey moving to TX?????

I plan on buying a house that floats 10,000 feet above the surface so I don't have to technically live in TX.

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Seriously though, the more I look into the area, the more I like it. I haven't been there since like 1996 or something.
 
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northeastern houston fall within piney woods of texas...rolling hills and thick forrests. its nice
 
get guppies. cheaper.

Guppies are highly prolific livebearers.[5] The gestation period of a guppy is 21–30 days, with an average of 28 days, varying according to water temperature. Males possess a modified tubular anal fin called a gonopodium located directly behind the ventral fin which is flexed forward and used as a delivery mechanism for one or more balls of spermatozoa. The male will approach a female and will flex his gonopodium forward before thrusting it into her and ejecting these balls (females may store these for months afterward, being able to give birth long after isolation from any male guppy). After the female guppy is inseminated, a dark area near the anus, known as the gravid spot, will enlarge and darken. Just before birth, the eyes of fry may be seen through the translucent skin in this area of the female's body. When birth occurs, individual offspring are dropped in sequence over the course of an hour or so.
 
i know that bout guppies. ive seen live birth of guppies.
 
conroe and woodlands were my first choices in tx...but no jobs then.
 
you should also see them eat their own fry.

did you not have a fish tank with guppies?
 
no staying overnite at a cheap motel with a cheap hooker.
 
guppies are cool. go get you a dozen
 
no thats the honeymoon suite extra 10 bucks. just a coin operated vibrating bed
 
So who you going to get to be the turkey basting donor?

Tiger Woods is probably available.

Hey, that's the ticket. Maybe you should be the next Tiger mistress.
 
did Pri stay on in Houston? I thought he had gone elsewhere for the j-o-b, but honestly don't know.
 
So who you going to get to be the turkey basting donor?

Tiger Woods is probably available.

Hey, that's the ticket. Maybe you should be the next Tiger mistress.

I haven't been to IHOP in years. I'm more of a Denny's girl. I wouldn't know where to find him now that Elin's getting the house in Jupiter.
 
did Pri stay on in Houston? I thought he had gone elsewhere for the j-o-b, but honestly don't know.


You gotta admire his persistent admiration of PharmD reserchers he constantly posts links to their bios.. that's admirable. I bet he has them bookmarked..
 
lol...yeah, I just got into the office! Ran 3 miles this morning and im beat already! Watching the sunrise over the mountains here is pretty cool if there is anything cool about this place!


What's so cool about a sunrise...it's been happening for 4.5 billion years.. everyday to boot.
 
Impressive thread jack... The only disturbing part was the willingness to get guppies for the solo purpose of live fish porn:confused:

that be disgusting
 
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