Anyone considering taking payments in TP?

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Just thought about it today. Was at a store when the manager came up to the front and I asked as joke when the store would start accepting toilet paper as payment and he whipped immediately around, got super serious and leaned right into me whispering "How much you got??".

I was completely taken aback, this could be the new normal. Perhaps US Dollars are dead, TP is king.

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I've heard that some people here have also been buying kitty litter because they were unable to get toilet paper, and that it was apparently a "good substitute". 😱

Perhaps the paper currency in Venezuala will be more valuable now...? (it could hypothetically be used as toilet Paper)

If it makes you feel better, our Australian Dollar has now dropped to a new low of $AU 1 = $US 0.615.
 
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I actually set up some live traps on my property in Kentucky and caught some wild toilet paper. One of the perks of living rural.

Go rural my friends.
 
I actually set up some live traps on my property in Kentucky and caught some wild toilet paper. One of the perks of living rural.

Go rural my friends.

Hold it..What are you wiping your butt with exactly? A live raccoon? A badger??

Are we now at level where actual physicians are wiping their butts with BADGERS???
 
Hold it..What are you wiping your butt with exactly? A live raccoon? A badger??

Are we now at level where actual physicians are wiping their butts with BADGERS???

Wolverines make nice pets.


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