Anyone heard this before?????

[Blonde Girl]

What do you call the person who graduated last in their medical school?? Doctor

What do you call the person who graduated last in their law school?? Unemployed

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[SitraAchra]

Yep heard it - good one though.

Your signature cracks me up...why not have both?

 

[Blonde Girl]

Lol, well u can only have 1, right? I've come to realize that I can't have everything!

Yep heard it - good one though.

Your signature cracks me up...why not have both?

 

[SitraAchra]

*cracks knuckles* well i'd like to think i have both

[scuttles back into hole]

 

[Law2Doc]

What do you call the person who graduated last in their medical school?? Doctor

What do you call the person who graduated last in their law school?? Unemployed

Amusing, but the latter is only true if you are talking about lower tier law schools.... A better response for the first part: "What do you call the person who graduated last in their medical school?" SLACKER.

 

[nicholonious]

What do you call the person who graduated last in their medical school?? Doctor

What do you call the person who graduated last in their law school?? Unemployed

How many surgeons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, he holds on and the world revolves around him.

 

[tacrum43]

How many surgeons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, he holds on and the world revolves around him.

that's awesome

 

[OwnageMobile]

I originaly heard the surgeon one as a cheerleader

 

[dr.z]

I heard it from med school faculty.

 

[DrThom]

I know this isn't medical but...

How do actuaries liven up their parties?


They invite accountants.

(My accountant roommate is full of these jokes. His favor shirt right now says "Accountants do it without losing their balance")

 

[DoctorMalki]

How many surgeons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, he holds on and the world revolves around him.

 

[nicholonious]

heh. theres a webpage out there with plenty of doctor and nurse jokes. if i can find it i'll post the link.

 

[nicholonious]

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

Q: What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?

A: double blind study!!!!

Q: What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon

A: God dosn't think he is an orthopedic surgeon.

Q: What has thick glasses and a wet nose?

A: A Shortsighted gynecologist!

http://home.swipnet.se/med-humor/op.htm

 

[LabMonster]

Q: What has thick glasses and a wet nose?

A: A Shortsighted gynecologist!

http://home.swipnet.se/med-humor/op.htm

 

[nicholonious]

How are gynecologists and dentists the same?

They both look at warm stinky holes all day.



I know its gross, but the made me do it. heh!

 

[tank you]

How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, pre-meds dont screw, they study.

 

[tacrum43]

What do you call the person who graduated last in their medical school?? Doctor

What do you call the person who graduated last in their law school?? Unemployed

What do you call the person who got rejected from medical school? A California resident.

 

[Blonde Girl]

Uhh Nice!

How are gynecologists and dentists the same?

They both look at warm stinky holes all day.



I know its gross, but the made me do it. heh!

 

[ohsocrafty22]

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?









It can run in your "jeans"!

 

[DoctorMalki]

What do you call the person who got rejected from medical school? A California resident.

Lol that's awesome ! Sad but so true !

 

[Blue Scrub]

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?


It can run in your "jeans"!

haha that's a good one...the surgeon with the world revolving around him is cool too

 

[HoyaMax]

How many pre-meds does it take to change a lightbulb?

5; one to change it, four to pull the ladder from under him

 

[Law2Doc]

How many pre-meds does it take to change a lightbulb?

5; one to change it, four to pull the ladder from under him

Or, if we are talking about SDN premeds:
5; one to change it, and four to tell him that the ladder is too short/long, that he didn't bring enough light bulbs, that he can't change the light bulb without calculus based physics, and that he is too young/old to change light bulbs anyway... Maybe he should spend 1500+ hours shadowing a professional light bulb changer, retake light bulb changing in a postbac program, or just go change light bulbs in the caribbean...

 

[DrSpongebob]

Or, if we are talking about SDN premeds:
5; one to change it, and four to tell him that the ladder is too short/long, that he didn't bring enough light bulbs, that he can't change the light bulb without calculus based physics, and that he is too young/old to change light bulbs anyway... Maybe he should spend 1500+ hours shadowing a professional light bulb changer, retake light bulb changing in a postbac program, or just go change light bulbs in the caribbean...

Thats f*cking funny!