apocalypse 2012

[ozzi22]

Advertisement - Members don't see this ad

i know most of you have already heard the rumor long ago but i cant help to think if it actually happens, there are so many things i haven't done yet. heck, i would not even get the chance to wear a white coat😱. so all this pre med hustling with eventually be a waste of life, time and chicks. in all seriousness, i just wanted to hear what you guys think about t he world ending in 2012. we have exactly 1 year and 10 months to count down.
so fellow SdNers, if the world actually ends then, what would be your regrets. as for me, i never got the chance to ride a Lamborghini😀

 

[dildo]

the only thing i will regret is not selling all my dildos before then.

 

[ozzi22]

the only thing i will regret is not selling all my dildos before then.

are you serious, do you really sell dildos. well your name implies

 

[sgtbrushes]

I sound like a broken record, but: move to all-students.

Secondly, the world is not ending in 2012. The Mayans were a scientifically ignorant society.

 

[DrYoda]

Secondly, the world is not ending in 2012. The Mayans were a scientifically ignorant society.

That's because they used the alien's technology!!! And that advanced science says the end is coming.

 

[Barcu]

I should've worked more.

 

[0919mmk]

I sound like a broken record, but: move to all-students.

Secondly, the world is not ending in 2012. The Mayans were a scientifically ignorant society.

I dont think that's fair to say. Sure, they had their own unique creation myth, which happens to be BS like every other creation myth. But, they actually had astronomy down to a pretty advanced level, including a pretty accurate calendar, at least in terms of the length of a year, etc. I'm not sure if they could predict eclipses etc, I guess probably not, but from what I remember, they were pretty badass in general.

Also, as far as 2012 is concerned, Nibiru be damned; the apocalypse will come about by AdComs around the country getting their heads exploded by the awesomeness of my application.

 

[addo]

I should've partied more.

 

[ozzi22]

I should've worked more.

why in the world would you want to work more?😱

 

[ozzi22]

I dont think that's fair to say. Sure, they had their own unique creation myth, which happens to be BS like every other creation myth. But, they actually had astronomy down to a pretty advanced level, including a pretty accurate calendar, at least in terms of the length of a year, etc. I'm not sure if they could predict eclipses etc, I guess probably not, but from what I remember, they were pretty badass in general.

Also, as far as 2012 is concerned, Nibiru be damned; the apocalypse will come about by AdComs around the country getting their heads exploded by the awesomeness of my application.

+1👍 wait till they see what i am bringing to my app this year

 

[dildo]

are you serious, do you really sell dildos. well your name implies

its that gonna be a problem? i have sold sex toys for 5 years and the money has put through college and and supported me and my family. i am at an advantage when i graduate medical school without debt, you will be stuck with 100k+ in debt

 

[MeowMeowCAT]

That's when I will get accepted to Harvard's Medical School. 😀

 

[Barcu]

why in the world would you want to work more?😱

Not a 30 Rock fan I guess.

In all seriousness, if the world does in 2012, medicine was a HORRIBLE choice.

 

[LEUNIT]

I should've slept more.

 

[dildo]

I should've slept more.

you will have plenty of time when you are finally dead in 2012

 

[gettheleadout]

People have way too much free time on their hands.

 

[kangar00]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17445_the-6-best-2012-apocalypse-theories-are-all-bull****.html

 

[SilverBvllet]

In my book if your civilization gets completely wiped out, then you lose all your street cred for predicting the end of the world, because obviously your prediction skills weren't good enough to prevent the downfall of your people. Me:1. Mayans:0 (literally lol)

 

[Yadster101]

just wish i had spent more time at the office

 

[Frazier]

Every calendar has to end somewhere.

 

[FIREitUP]

Every calendar has to end somewhere.

mine ended when reagan turned 100. Too bad you put his glasses on crooked.

 

[Frazier]

mine ended when reagan turned 100. Too bad you put his glasses on crooked.

your venture into the concept of wit was very cute. 🙂
perhaps you should ask your mommy to record your hard efforts -- you can even upload it on youtube. how special that would be! 🙄

 

[addo]

your venture into the concept of wit was very cute. 🙂
perhaps you should ask your mommy to record your hard efforts -- you can even upload it on youtube. how special that would be! 🙄

now, thats a good example of wit

 

[Frazier]

now, thats a good example of wit

I hope not, or else you're missing out on a lot. 😉

 

[LEUNIT]

I hope not, or else you're missing out on a lot. 😉

I think the "my % yield is always > 95" is pretty witty. Gonna use that on some hot, nerdy chick. I hope you don't mind..

 

[Frazier]

I think the "my % yield is always > 95" is pretty witty. Gonna use that on some hot, nerdy chick. I hope you don't mind..

It works in the lab on female chem TA's. 😉

If it works out 'in the field':

 

[flakpilot]

lol there'll be no apocalypse. Read NASA's website about it. Besides...the world can't end the year I finally start med school :'( :'( lol

 

[LEUNIT]

It works in the lab on female chem TA's. 😉

If it works out 'in the field':

I'll make it work - it's more of an icebreaker than a pick-up line, and delivery is key. 🙂 Here, I'll trade you:

"Did you know that dinosaurs aren't extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere." Works better when both parties are thoroughly drunk, but that goes without saying..

 

[Frazier]

I'll make it work - it's more of an icebreaker than a pick-up line, and delivery is key. 🙂 Here, I'll trade you:

"Did you know that dinosaurs aren't extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere." Works better when both parties are thoroughly drunk, but that goes without saying..

ha. genius!

 

[LadiiKay]

I dont think that's fair to say. Sure, they had their own unique creation myth, which happens to be BS like every other creation myth. But, they actually had astronomy down to a pretty advanced level, including a pretty accurate calendar, at least in terms of the length of a year, etc. I'm not sure if they could predict eclipses etc, I guess probably not, but from what I remember, they were pretty badass in general.

Also, as far as 2012 is concerned, Nibiru be damned; the apocalypse will come about by AdComs around the country getting their heads exploded by the awesomeness of my application.

Actually, the Mayans don't believe that the world will end in 2012, but that there will be major ecological changes that will effect society as a whole. One of the Mayan leaders I talked to said that "in essence, the world will reset itself, and the status quo will be shifted" whatever that means.

 

[Drrrrrr. Celty]

Whether or not anything happens.. what I can say is I'll be interested in observing the pretty nice spike in hedonism around December 2012. And if it looks good I might just join in.

 

[rafflecopter]

I just want the way for us to go to be epic. My vote is either for the sun to go supernova or a huge asteroid the size of Texas to head for Earth. That way we can have Bruce Willis come save us.

Look on the bright side people. If we have some kind of cataclysmic event where a huge portion of the population is going to get destroyed, chances are the government will attempt to create some kind of underground bunker where they keep all of the world's experts in every area. How many doctors do you think they'll want??? Add this to the "reasons to become a doctor" word doc you keep on your desktop. 👍

 

[dbeast]

I just want the way for us to go to be epic. My vote is either for the sun to go supernova or a huge asteroid the size of Texas to head for Earth. That way we can have Bruce Willis come save us.

Look on the bright side people. If we have some kind of cataclysmic event where a huge portion of the population is going to get destroyed, chances are the government will attempt to create some kind of underground bunker where they keep all of the world's experts in every area. How many doctors do you think they'll want??? Add this to the "reasons to become a doctor" word doc you keep on your desktop. 👍

Yea but how many med students will they want? 🙁🙁🙁🙁

 

[StudyShy]

I'll build the biggest rail gun ever to deflect the killer asteroid.

 

[URHere]

Actually, the Mayans don't believe that the world will end in 2012, but that there will be major ecological changes that will effect society as a whole. One of the Mayan leaders I talked to said that "in essence, the world will reset itself, and the status quo will be shifted" whatever that means.

I've heard this as well. In fact, some other Mayan texts mention world events as far forward as the year 6000. So, even by Mayan standards, 2012 isn't the end of the world, just the end of the world as we know it.

FYI - I'm still a skeptic about this whole thing, but I find it interesting.

 

[KTownGT]

Actually, the Mayans don't believe that the world will end in 2012, but that there will be major ecological changes that will effect society as a whole. One of the Mayan leaders I talked to said that "in essence, the world will reset itself, and the status quo will be shifted" whatever that means.

Mayan leaders? You mean you spoke to a Mexican about the end of the world?

 

[LadiiKay]

Mayan leaders? You mean you spoke to a Mexican about the end of the world?

I was in Belize for a few weeks doing some medical relief work, and we spent a few days working with the Maya Mopan, the topic came up so we talked about it.

 

[Geneticist]

I should've procrastinated more.

 

[SilverBvllet]

Little known fact: Resident Evil is based on a true Mayan prophecy about the end of times. It's gonna be zombies.

 

[ozzi22]

I just want the way for us to go to be epic. My vote is either for the sun to go supernova or a huge asteroid the size of Texas to head for Earth. That way we can have Bruce Willis come save us.

Look on the bright side people. If we have some kind of cataclysmic event where a huge portion of the population is going to get destroyed, chances are the government will attempt to create some kind of underground bunker where they keep all of the world's experts in every area. How many doctors do you think they'll want??? Add this to the "reasons to become a doctor" word doc you keep on your desktop. 👍

now that, is gonna be one scary ride

 

[addo]

hey ozzi, dont you feel kinda special with your handle in red?

before we all die in 2012 i will get mine like that too.... will go with the spike in hedonism at around that time.

 

[ozzi22]

hey ozzi, dont you feel kinda special with your handle in red?

before we all die in 2012 i will get mine like that too.... will go with the spike in hedonism at around that time.

yeah man, the feeling is special, i feel noticed😀