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So I'm a lurker who decided to get the opinion from you guys on this scenario. I think it adds a little spice compared to the all to common "is this city's market saturated, and are pharmacists called Dr posts."
First, I'm a male, and the pharmacist is a female. I'm an intern.
I've worked with her a few times. She's very cute, were the same age, nice personality, all that jazz. I'm pretty sure she's single, and yea we get along well and all that jazz. She's a floater as well if you find that important.
Just wanna get your impression. Is it inappropriate for an intern to ask out a pharmacist? Would I be wasting my time because I'm still a student (side note: I'm not broke and I live on my own)? She's definitely not the gold digger type. Give me some advice and we'll take it from there.
BTW, 3/10 for coming on the internet to ask for dating advice. How old are you?
I recommend walking by her and very sofly smacking her ass. Chicks love that, especially in a professional health setting.
I recommend walking by her and very sofly smacking her ass. Chicks love that, especially in a professional health setting.
I recommend walking by her and very sofly smacking her ass. Chicks love that, especially in a professional health setting.
that only works with guys who are either extremely attractive or those who are very charismatic. i recommend you ask her if you can buy her a drink after a day of work that has been hell - free drinks always work with us women 😎
Well, I'll have you know, that I can smack an ass very charismatically.
So when you say offer her a drink, I'm thinking something along the lines of a 40 of Steel Reserve?
yay? Nay?
I recommend walking by her and very sofly smacking her ass. Chicks love that, especially in a professional health setting.

omgosh you are officially the quagmire of SDN lolWell, I'll have you know, that I can smack an ass very charismatically.
So when you say offer her a drink, I'm thinking something along the lines of a 40 of Steel Reserve?
yay? Nay?
Well, I'll have you know, that I can smack an ass very charismatically.
So when you say offer her a drink, I'm thinking something along the lines of a 40 of Steel Reserve?
yay? Nay?
I recommend walking by her and very sofly smacking her ass. Chicks love that, especially in a professional health setting.
Well, I'll have you know, that I can smack an ass very charismatically.
So when you say offer her a drink, I'm thinking something along the lines of a 40 of Steel Reserve?
yay? Nay?
I smack them often too. Trust me, they love it. Just make sure she is in good mood or else you might get spanked in the face like Johnny Bravo
As long as the person is not naturally creepy
Aren't I such a brilliant person?Damn, that explains a lot.
Alright, I no longer can tell if the sarcasm is continuing anymore. And this is really getting creepy.As long as the person is not naturally creepy... then it just comes off as... well, creepy.

I thought it was pretty creepy to begin with.Alright, I no longer can tell if the sarcasm is continuing anymore. And this is really getting creepy.![]()
ic.. I couldn't get that from what you said before. It sounded like you were justifying when it's okay to touch someone's ass during work... "as long as it's not creepy"... I'm wondering "when is it ever not creepy to have my ass smacked" O_OI thought it was pretty creepy to begin with.
Oh, you know... morals and privacy are such trivial matters. I couldn't bring myself to consider this a serious thread. I dunno... maybe I'm just weird like that.ic.. I couldn't get that from what you said before. It sounded like you were justifying when it's okay to touch someone's ass during work... "as long as it's not creepy"... I'm wondering "when is it ever not creepy to have my ass smacked" O_O
My my, elusive are we? I get a feeling that if we met in person, there would be a lot of beautifully awkward silences. 😀 You can't talk like that to Kirbypuff. I'm getting confused. 🙁Oh, you know... morals and privacy are such trivial matters. I couldn't bring myself to consider this a serious thread. I dunno... maybe I'm just weird like that.
My my, elusive are we? I get a feeling that if we met in person, there would be a lot of beautifully awkward silences. 😀 You can't talk like that to Kirbypuff. I'm getting confused. 🙁
awww. yea, me too actually, i've been accused of being sardonic when i was trying to be facetious.I have trouble conveying my sarcasm on the internet. 🙁 I'm actually quite nice in person; haven't really had many awkward silences except for things like running into exes or old high school classmates.
Why not? 🙂lol..i cant believe we are having a conversation about "ass" in the pharmacy forum...anyway..im in the same shoe as the OP...but i dont intend to ask my pharmacist out
I want an update. Is what's his name in the OP hitting it yet?
Dinner at Dave and Busters says he never went for it and just stuck with beating off to her.
I recommend walking by her and very sofly smacking her ass. Chicks love that, especially in a professional health setting.
Wow, I missed this one.
+1 one that...good plan...except the softly part. Give her a good hard smack.
omgosh you are officially the quagmire of SDN lol
Generally speaking I utilize more charm than quagmire when taming the ladies; however, sometimes they're very disinterested in such fluff and just want a nice smack. Just a little tap, just to let them know I'm there.
Do you get punched in the face by women frequently? Or do you have excellent slut-dar?
all college girls used Halloween as an excuse to dress as trampily as possible
all college girls used Halloween as an excuse to dress as trampily as possible
I've been trying to figure that one out for a while now.
I haven't dressed up for Halloween in a long long time, but if I were to, I would choose a furry animal suit to keep me warm. It's freakin 39 degrees in New York by Oct 31st.
Also, do the conditions for dressing "trampily" only apply when it's cold out? Cus a bikini is considered normal attire for the beach and it is far more revealing than a slutty nurse outfit. Kirbypuff ponders. ( ' ')
wear a thong made of Nuva Rings, put Adderall XR's over my nipples, and dangle Ambien in my earrings.
I wonder why guys don't dress slutty on Halloween.I've seen every possible Halloween outfit spun into a slutty mess--no matter the time of day.
"Oh I'm gunna be a pharmacist this year! I'm going to wear a thong made of Nuva Rings, put Adderall XR's over my nipples, and dangle Ambien in my earrings."
Haha it's not a fantasy. I would run away if I saw that lol. I was just trying to describe a male equivalent pharmacist slut to the female one that calisoca described. 🙄Well, there goes your fantasy flying in the world wide web![]()
IN the UK such behaviour is termed 'sexual harassment'. Women have sued and won large sums.
johnep
I'm pretty sure in the US the first one's a freebie. 😕 They have to tell you they feel it's not appropriate (verbal warning) before it can be considered harrassment.![]()