Asking out a pharmacist......
Started by faj2001
Can this thread please be renamed either "How to grow some balls" or "how to man up?"
aww come on, be nice! I think it's endearing. Who better to ask than a bunch of people who know what it's like to work in a pharmacy??
That was the post of the week.
Well, you could always walk up to her and say "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?" Studies done by a very drunk friend at a nightclub on Chippewa show that it works 3 out of every 10 times. And I mean, hey, if she takes offense, what could you possibly have to lose? ...And all that jazz.
that only works with guys who are either extremely attractive or those who are very charismatic. i recommend you ask her if you can buy her a drink after a day of work that has been hell - free drinks always work with us women 😎
Well, I'll have you know, that I can smack an ass very charismatically.
So when you say offer her a drink, I'm thinking something along the lines of a 40 of Steel Reserve?
yay? Nay?
umm... yeah, no. drinking out of a 40 oz. is not a good idea for a date. you should go to a nice place with dim lights. you know, set the mood.
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omgosh you are officially the quagmire of SDN lol
I smack them often too. Trust me, they love it. Just make sure she is in good mood or else you might get spanked in the face like Johnny Bravo
Yeah, a 40 of Steely works...if you're trying to pick up chicks at the trailer park. Use something classier, like a Roofie Colada.
As long as the person is not naturally creepy... then it just comes off as... well, creepy.
Damn, that explains a lot.
Aren't I such a brilliant person?
Alright, I no longer can tell if the sarcasm is continuing anymore. And this is really getting creepy.
I thought it was pretty creepy to begin with.Alright, I no longer can tell if the sarcasm is continuing anymore. And this is really getting creepy.
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ic.. I couldn't get that from what you said before. It sounded like you were justifying when it's okay to touch someone's ass during work... "as long as it's not creepy"... I'm wondering "when is it ever not creepy to have my ass smacked" O_O
Oh, you know... morals and privacy are such trivial matters. I couldn't bring myself to consider this a serious thread. I dunno... maybe I'm just weird like that.
My my, elusive are we? I get a feeling that if we met in person, there would be a lot of beautifully awkward silences. 😀 You can't talk like that to Kirbypuff. I'm getting confused. 🙁
I have trouble conveying my sarcasm on the internet. 🙁 I'm actually quite nice in person; haven't really had many awkward silences except for things like running into exes or old high school classmates.
awww. yea, me too actually, i've been accused of being sardonic when i was trying to be facetious.
Why not? 🙂
I want an update. Is what's his name in the OP hitting it yet?
Dinner at Dave and Busters says he never went for it and just stuck with beating off to her.
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I'm not betting the over on the under/over....
Good lord. It's not that hard to ask a woman out. If she says no, you move on. Men have the upper hand here, there are plenty of women out there to date.
Wow, I missed this one.
+1 one that...good plan...except the softly part. Give her a good hard smack.
if you're working in retail, there could be a policy that says you're not allowed to date your supervisor. sometimes they'll say that you should change stores so that you two don't work together.
if there isn't, then see if your school has anything against that.
if there still isn't anything keeping you from doing so, then why not?
if there isn't, then see if your school has anything against that.
if there still isn't anything keeping you from doing so, then why not?
Generally speaking I utilize more charm than quagmire when taming the ladies; however, sometimes they're very disinterested in such fluff and just want a nice smack. Just a little tap, just to let them know I'm there.
Do you get punched in the face by women frequently? Or do you have excellent slut-dar?
I've been punched by a woman before, yes, but under different circumstances. It was Halloween and my sloppy-drunk gf at the time got into it with some other sloppy-drunk chick about how slutty she was dressed (but lets be honest here, all college girls used Halloween as an excuse to dress as trampily as possible), I stepped in to separate the two and BAP--the b**** punched me like a damn martial arts bag. She was one big b**** too.
I've been trying to figure that one out for a while now.
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I haven't dressed up for Halloween in a long long time, but if I were to, I would choose a furry animal suit to keep me warm. It's freakin 39 degrees in New York by Oct 31st.
Also, do the conditions for dressing "trampily" only apply when it's cold out? Cus a bikini is considered normal attire for the beach and it is far more revealing than a slutty nurse outfit. Kirbypuff ponders. ( ' ')
I've seen every possible Halloween outfit spun into a slutty mess--no matter the time of day.
"Oh I'm gunna be a pharmacist this year! I'm going to wear a thong made of Nuva Rings, put Adderall XR's over my nipples, and dangle Ambien in my earrings."
That is not standard dress for a pharmacist? Where the hell have I been working!
I wonder why guys don't dress slutty on Halloween.
"Oh I'm gonna be a pharmacist this year! I'm going to wear a 60 dram vial."
Haha it's not a fantasy. I would run away if I saw that lol. I was just trying to describe a male equivalent pharmacist slut to the female one that calisoca described. 🙄Well, there goes your fantasy flying in the world wide web
I'm pretty sure in the US the first one's a freebie. 😕 They have to tell you they feel it's not appropriate (verbal warning) before it can be considered harrassment.
Indeed, it's like a warning shot off the bow.
And they say we're litigious...
And they say we're litigious...
I do not understand some people. I would never have the balls to do anything that is seen as sexual harassment. I mean who honestly thinks the workplace is a good place to form any kind of sexual relationship?
Recipe for disaster
Recipe for disaster
I'm pretty sure in the US the first one's a freebie. 😕 They have to tell you they feel it's not appropriate (verbal warning) before it can be considered harrassment.
Haha! Look at Farmer being a smarty! 😉
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