So even though I stay up till 4 am every night, have a whole host of health problems, and have a hard time concentrating, I have to look as intelligent as possible, because I worry-"What if she gives me a B because she remembers me yawning?" or "What if she gives me an A- because I said the wrong answer?"
See, you're already doing
so many things wrong.
1) You're only staying up until 4am?!?!? I'm sorry,
slacker, but do you really want to go to med school? If so, you'll have to study harder than that! Weak sleep addicts like you don't stand a chance. You will have to train yourself to only sleep 2-3 hours a week, like all the other successful pre-meds. Sleeping each night is for losers, wimps, and lazy bums. How do you think Starbucks stays in business???? Real pre-meds
BLEED espresso!!!!
2) You
try to look as intelligent as possible? You poor, deluded soul. You must look as
stupid as possible, so that your professor will take mercy on your pathetic little IQ and give you all the easy questions. Trying to look intelligent just raises the bar and makes life hard.
I cant accept the fact that one question on a test could be teh difference between being a doctor or being miserable for the rest of my life. For example, on last Govt test I missed two questions which I contemplated changing the answers but I didn't. I ended up getting an 86 when I could have gotten a 90.
3) For someone like you, who is clearly so lazy and lacks ambition, I don't see the point in trying to give you advice! The key to being a successful pre-med student is to badger and argue with the teacher over every single point on the test. You must argue, and argue, until the teacher would rather give you an A+ than hear your voice ever again! Even if you were totally, completely, wrong, you must still argue! This is the key!!
Honestly, though, I think that your chances of going to med school are already shot. A B+ in a Government class will be very hard to explain. There are only 2 options left:
1) Offer your first born child to the Director of Admissions at your top choice med school.
2) Travel to Africa, save 35 starving, malaria-ridden African children (
not 34, 34 children is not enough!) and write about it in your med school application. Opening up a 24 hour soup kitchen/homeless shelter in your own home is not a bad idea either.
(For all the sane people reading this, yes, I am obviously joking. I just want to see if the OP is looking for actual advice, or just looking for people who will validate his deluded view of med school admissions.)
(my goodness you must have no time to sleep) is the end all be all of difficult, but you might want to respect those who are more accomplished with you and have the degrees to prove it.
