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What are the best quotes you've ever heard from attendings, residents, interns, nurses, front desk staff, and of course.. Patients ??
It's customary to start these types of threads off with your own favorite.What are the best quotes you've ever heard from attendings, residents, interns, nurses, front desk staff, and of course.. Patients ??
Mother talking about her misbehaving teenage daughter, both present:
"She doesn't understand, she gets so easily attached to any guy who says something nice to her, she doesn't realize that guys only want one thing. Look at you (points at me), you're a male, thats probably all you're thinking about even right now, so you understand. Tell her im right."
...i almost burst out laughing
Priceless.While I was a psych intern rotating through the ER and sewing up a laceration:
Patient: "why does your badge say psychiatry?"
Attending supervising my repair of the lac :
"because your insurance card says Medicaid"
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Congratulations on finding the only nurse on the planet who gets it.ED nurse saying this completely normally/straight faced: What is your pain on a scale of 1-10, 10 being mauled by a bear while burning alive.