I have the dilemma of transporting my teeth across the country for dental school. I have the option of placing it in my checked luggage during my flight back, but wonder what is going to happen when luggage screeners see a bottle of teeth in the x-ray screen. I can picture it happening.. Screener: what is that.. we have to take it out of the luggage to check. [rummage through my luggage] Screener to me: what is this? Me to screener: its a bottle of teeth. Screener to me: real teeth? Me: yes. Screener to other: call security. Has anyone taken a bottle of teeth in their checked luggage before?