Such an impressive display of groupthink! I feel lucky for the opportunity to see SDN's best and brightest all gathered in one place to explain how the world works. Such a prodigious show of intellect to prove that hey, it's okay to be a jerk, as long as: a) you're alive; or b) on the internet or c) training to be a psychologist or an actual psychologist and d) have training in logic and can use it against others, and most importantly e) have friends to back you up. Not that you need them though, because you -- yes, YOU -- you would be fine on your own cause you're just so smart and capable, you little truth warrior!
Now that I understand how life works, I will be so much happier and better able to contribute to SDN in an acceptable way that won't be jumping over the shark of professional discourse.
Thanks, kids
! I wish I had met you earlier in my career, I would have been spared so much heartache.
(Oh wait ... I did meet you earlier! I've been on SDN for years! But I just didn't listen! No accounting for stupidity is there? Hopefully, now that I have seen the error of my ways, and drunken from the font of your wisdom, I can continue to learn from you and become every day a better person, more able to cope with the many challenges that life, and our profession, presents on a daily basis.) Love to you all!