["Say hello to my little friend.... (Insomnia)" Said in the voice of Tony Montana (Scarface). Randomly woke up to my little Bose radio, playing Tom Sawyer...what an awesome wake up song (if you like
real Classic Rock)- who ever knew? I think my spouse is conspiring to get me to finish all my defense work...he must've set that alarm....as the rest of the house sleeps like babies. Side note: I vow to NEVER pull academic all-nighters ever again after I finish graduate school. I'm going to start looking for jobs with protected research time. This lack of sleep drives some to insanity.]
(always wanted to use that one...I'm taking delight in this groupthink.)
Ok, I'm going to stop "Liking" everyone's comments. I like them all!
So...we're talking meeting up in the MidWest...and/or at APA?
I'm serious folks. This is brilliant. It will be a 4-day conference from the looks of these talks...Or can we condense into 2-days?
Kansas City, MO? Summer or Fall 2020? Mark your calendars. (NYC could always be a back up...several flights here from everywhere daily.) I could work on housing everyone in attendance if we use NYC as a backup...I'll put everyone up in an SRO (single room occupancy) with shared bathrooms...that way we'd all really bond after this conference is over. I'm also in agreement with the Left Coast...anywhere really, I love everywhere from Seattle to San Diego...although Portland Oregon is cool. (We could watch episodes of Portandia when we get home to reminisce about those good old conference days.)
And you people think I'm kidding...I have my google calendar open...checking availability in another tab.
By 2020, I should be licensed and in need of those CEUs.
Guess what...EVERYONE who frequents SDN - Psychology Forums should be invited. We should not discriminate. Even if you don't agree with the status quo, are silent/polite/rude, and get into "Beetle Battles" (Seuss, 1965 p. 23...I think) on the forum. But, you'll have to pay the conference fee...which should be like $495. Crazypsychstudent, JoePianist, and Clinpsyc87 will be the guests of honor, since this is how this all initiated. And their conference fees will be waived. (or is that a form of bribery...like hush money?) Forget about the fee-waiver then. Empathiosis, you'll have to suck it up and pay the fee like the rest of use...unless you boycott this conference, which I hope you do not...you put in your time here on SDN. And Peacemaker36 will be moderator....oh! and MamaPhD (IMO they are the most egalitarian).
And each person is responsible for your flight, food (we can supply some old coffee, with powdered creamer, and stale bagels with runny cream cheese in the mornings), hotel (unless we do the SRO thing in NYC & I can get some good rates), and any other costs. Oh, and you MUST wear suits...no business causal. I want to see everyone in their Sunday best, especially when you are giving your talk.
Should we have a poster presentation so people can pad their CVs with this event? I have several old ones I can submit for presentation and use.
And if this conference is a success, let's plan one for 2021 in Europe. Barcelona is nice. Then, back to the States in 2022 (anywhere really, TX is sounds good - I think erg923 trained there so we could make him conference organizer that year), and in 2023, it can be Sydney. Oh, and conference fees will go up incrementally, each year by hundreds of dollars. I'm not business-minded but I will be financial chair...and pocket the surplus cash to buy myself new suits (Did I just admit to wrong-doing? Just joking about the last part). I will use surplus cash from conference fees to take everyone to dinner and if you drink EtOH...drinking and dancing at the hottest new club afterwards - wear something skimpy under your suit so you can be club-appropriate after the conference ends - and basically just check your coats at the door.
Thoughts?