Based on the fact that you would prefer not to wear scrubs, care about what other docs think of you (bad habit BTW, someone will always think you're an idiot), are annoyed by kids and bad parents, prefer patient contact, prefer good outcomes, and don't like cutting enough to do a surgical residency or work the hours, I think you are left with Medicine, Derm, Optho, and ENT. As a future EM doc (ie, unbiased), allow me to disabuse you of your misconceptions regarding these fields.
Medicine - Love the people, love thinking about the pathophys of disease, but won't be curing a damn thing. Hours are crapp, salary is crapp. Subspecialties like Cardiology or Gastroenterology offer greater salary, better hours, and you can "cure" an arrhythmia via ablation, ischemia via catheterization, or cancer via colonoscopy.
Derm - I once missed a question on an exam ... hence not an option. Cute but of course wrong. And you can match if you apply yourself. You will have some handy little procedures and knowledge few possess. The caveat is that some docs may still not think you are a real doc, if you care about such things. You can "cure" acne and early melanoma
Optho - Don't know enough about it, but its a possibility for me. Is it too specialized though? Again, forget about what others think. Optho is a fascinating field with a lot of variety, from trauma to glaucoma, and you can "cure" cataracts and restore vision! Definitely do an elective in this field
ENT - A 5 year residency and you are a surgical specialist! Manage everything from chronic sinusitis to hearing loss. Insert cochlear implants and 'cure" deafness, fix a deviated nasal septum and the chronically SOB pt can become a runner! Lots of prestige and moula, like the previous specialties you mentioned.
Psychiatry seems wonderful as well, if you are willing to take the pay cut. 🙂
Check out the UVa Medical specialties and Careers in Medicine sites as well. It would be easy-peasy to take electives in a few of these fields.
My $0.02