Just to make you feel better, I will share some of my own FML-worthy stories:
- Mailman. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about:
http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?p=8008797&#post8008797
- When I was 17 I hit a parked car. In my own driveway.
- I rendered a GC/MS machine at my undergrad "inoperable" for 2 1/2 months. Mind you, I went to a very non-science oriented liberal arts college and we probably had less than 5 machines total - I broke my professor's personal equipment. I still have no idea how it happened.
- I will in 4 months, in fact, be a red-headed step child.
So (at least attempt to) buck up, camper!
😀