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wow, funny how none of us receive secondaries on the same day. maybe all the med schools all agreed to chill out for a day to increase our stress levels
 
i think i'm going to stop reading the 2009-2010 school specific threads. it just makes me too anxious about emails coming in. especially since i learned that i should be potentially expecting an email from ucsd in an hour or so...
 
oh yea, that math conference...wonder how its going. you guys didnt get any secondaries today?? i got 5 😛
 
we could play a game to pass the time until we get secondaries...

20 questions anyone???
 
ksmi117 said:
It's going well. My presentation is tonight. Off to do more mathy things. Don't burn down SDN while I'm gone.
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wouldnt dream of it :meanie:
good luck with your presentation!!

someone wanted to play 20 questions? im game!
 
alright, i'm in. while i'm writing essays for schools that i haven't heard back from (to be fair, i haven't gotten my mcat results back). and also waiting for some cells to incubate.
 
CielloStelatto said:
alright, i'm in. while i'm writing essays for schools that i haven't heard back from (to be fair, i haven't gotten my mcat results back). and also waiting for some cells to incubate.
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im drying down purified AMAC samples.

so this round will be...guess which essays you're writing.

Q1 - Is the school in the Northeast?

haha

EDIT: i take that one back. bad question.

Are you writing Mayo's app??
 
ok redrover... i think we should play now. Do you want to think of something? I am sure other people will want to play once they see how fun 20 q's is!!!
 
So I found out today that I might be losing my left testicle (my favorite one) thanks to my "friend" and a plastic coat hanger.

Just thought you all should know. It might brighten your day a little.
 
dr zaius said:
So I found out today that I might be losing my left testicle (my favorite one) thanks to my "friend" and a plastic coat hanger.

Just thought you all should know. It might brighten your day a little.
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I've seen such a surgery. Sucks to have it done to you though...

I don't even want to know how.
 
buffywannabe said:
ok redrover... i think we should play now. Do you want to think of something? I am sure other people will want to play once they see how fun 20 q's is!!!
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you think of something. ill follow suit!
 
In the traditional game, one player is chosen to be the answerer. That person chooses a subject but does not reveal this to the others. All other players are questioners. They each take turns asking a question which can be answered with a simple "Yes" or "No." Sample questions could be: "Is it bigger than a breadbox?" or "Can I put it in my mouth?" Lying is not allowed, as it would ruin the game. If a questioner guesses the correct answer, that questioner wins and becomes the answerer for the next round. If 20 questions are asked without a correct guess, then the answerer has stumped the questioners and gets to be the answerer for another round.

Just so everyone knows how to play...

OK i have thought of something... ask away!!!
 
this is the slowest game of 20 Q's i've ever seen
 
Crap. I always sucked at this game.

I keep forgetting that I can't answer for people when I wasn't the one that asked! 😀
 
sorry everyone, i kept pushing refresh, and reading a text book at the same time, eventually I realized I was on the page before this one, so no wonder no one was asking questions! I need to pay more attention...🙁
 
zerial said:
plastic coat hanger? how the hell?
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It's an epic story, really. Gather 'round and hear the story of Testicules and the Plastic Coat Hanger of Doom. (Lortab is awesome, btw)

It was a stormy summer night in Alabama. Ten friends had gathered around a party ball to mourn the loss of the great Billy Mays. As the night progressed and the volume of beer inside the party ball decreased, the group of mourners moved to the computer room to watch youtube videos commemorating the greatest pitch man that ever lived. In this room hung a tapestry that showed a map of Middle Earth. Eventually a nerd-rage argument arose as to the proper placement of The Lonely Mountain on the map. The debate became heated, as we all prided ourselves on Lord of the Rings trivia. A friend who shall remain nameless (and was completely WRONG about the location of The Lonely Mountain), resorted to an attempt at feigning violence. With a broken plastic coat hanger, he swung hard at my crotch. Thinking it funny to see me flinch, he halted his swing with the hook of the hanger inches from my vital organ. What he did not take into account was the whip-like response that the broken hanger would have. When he stopped his swing, the hook of the hanger continued on its path, colliding firmly with something I hoped to one day use to produce offspring. Immediately I hit the ground, tears streaming from my eyes. My left testicle, Testicules as I refer to him, had been dealt a mortal blow. I stayed on the ground in the fetal position for nearly 30 minutes before attempting to go to the bathroom to assess the damage. As I gazed at the wreckage, I saw the left side was a deep purple that was slowly spreading to the right. The only thing left to do was continue drinking. I awoke this morning to a dull pain in my nether region. I knew it had not been a dream. My worst nightmare became real. I went to the hospital, and the ER physician said my testicle may be lost. Fare thee well, left testicle. You died in memory of Billy Mays.

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wow dr zaius you are a GREAT story teller. Sorry about your loss 🙁
 
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