How do you think they went, pooter?
This week has been less than great, but my last case today helped make it less ****ty.
My anemic but stable alpaca stayed the same overnight, and then acutely worsened and died an hour after the construction in the clinic, an hour after I reassessed him to be the same as the night before.
I got a...letter?... from a client today (I think I told you about the uterus that had a rent big enough to let the calf flop into the abdomen and that had avulsed from the cervix, that I did a C section on). It was scanned and sent to me and my attending on the case. On the invoice, she wrote that I had botched the surgery and that I killed her $1200 cow and how dare we charge $400 (for an emergency c section an hour away, mind you). Fortunately, my supervisor knows as well as I do that nothing about the procedure was botched, we should have charged them way more for what we did, and we got them a live calf, so she stood up for me in response.
But my last case today was a goat dystocia (small goat, 60 lbs). The woman was almost screaming at me on the phone about how I needed to get there now to do a C section because her vet friend had been trying and couldn't get it out. I said I'd come out and she asked if I'd be leaving right then. I told her no, we have to call students, but that they could meet us at the hospital to shorten the time to being seen. She agrees. They (woman, vet friend, goat) show up 40 minutes later (I told them I could be out in 45). We got her weight in case we go to c section, but I told them I was going to try to do it manually first. She scoffed and told me how they'd been trying "forever" to get the legs popped forward but that she thought we had to go to c section right then because the kid's head was completely out of the vulva. I didn't even let students feel, whereas normally I do. I cleaned, lubed, stuck my hand in, immediately flipped a leg forward and pulled. 15 seconds tops. The looks on their faces were worth every second of this week.
Tl;dr "impossible" dystocias are possible with hands that are small enough.