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Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! I'm having a very non-festive day.

The highlight of today so far: My PI said "That's hot" a la Paris Hilton. Lulz were had.

:laugh: My PI told me I was being bossy today. I told him he was being frustrating. We're a good pair!
 
Cute animal video delivered to facebook page... you're welcome.
 
Today when I called a Flexi-seal a "poo tube" in front of one of the other students at my hospital, she laughed so loud the entire cafeteria was like, 😕wtf. It was pretty fun. Also, boo on C-diff poo
 
Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! I'm having a very non-festive day.

The highlight of today so far: My PI said "That's hot" a la Paris Hilton. Lulz were had.

Same here- my last (f*** yea!) overnight shift at work is keeping me off the margaritas. Now taking over/under bets on how many acute intoxication patients we get tonight... Since it is a Thursday my guess is 3 or fewer.
 
Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone! I'm having a very non-festive day.

The highlight of today so far: My PI said "That's hot" a la Paris Hilton. Lulz were had.

Haha, nice. Yeah, the extent of my festivities of the day will include a quesadilla for dinner. Woohoo. (Yay for covering a 5am shift tomorrow... because my idiotic coworker let his certification expire so he couldn't work this whole week.)

Cute animal video delivered to facebook page... you're welcome.

I squee'd.
 
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Had a really good run today by the water. Then stood on my feet for 6 hours in bad shoes 👎

Off to catch up on this thread...can't wait until this week of work is over. It will all be cake from here.
 
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Had a really good run today by the water. Then stood on my feet for 6 hours in bad shoes 👎

Off to catch up on this thread...can't wait until this week of work is over. It will all be cake from here.
what kind of cake?

i request german chocolate.
 
And this hyena named luther had two girlfriends who were Russian twins named Dasha and Andrea...
so much hilarity surrounding the cake.

cinco de mayo rocks.

back to gerry...

Luther hated Dasha, for some unmentionable reason (she always wore a collar), but he lived to please Andrea. Gerry understood the dynamic in the relationship, and it turned out he had a fetish for collars, so he tried to put the moves on Dasha.
 
so much hilarity surrounding the cake.

cinco de mayo rocks.

back to gerry...

Luther hated Dasha, for some unmentionable reason (she always wore a collar), but he lived to please Andrea. Gerry understood the dynamic in the relationship, and it turned out he had a fetish for collars, so he tried to put the moves on Dasha.


Problem was, Andrea had the hots for Gerry. Luther threatened Gerry numerous times, but Gerry and Andrea couldn't resist each other, until one day Dasha pushed Andrea off the 3rd floor balcony. Luckily, Andrea only suffered minor injuries...
 
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Urban Dictionary defines cake as a kilo of cocaine....COugs, are you dealing Cocaine?????

I was thinking about dedicating this to Cougs anyway... but now coming across the thread and seeing this... jeez.. even more fitting since it was acceptable in the 80s

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ETA: dbeast, your troll thread is doing quite well for itself. Even the UMich adcoms felt the need to tweet about it.
 
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I can't really imagine bleargh shuffling up to me and muttering "Hey. You lookin?"

Fair enough, I was just still having a lol about his probie status and the shroud of mystery that surrounds it.

Between this and stalking Pons....really sad I'm not on the facebook page anymore

I hope this means you're back.

Why are you no longer on the fb page? Sounds like an easily remedied situation.

Finals are done but I won't be fully back until I climb out from under this mound of sdn PS's...man those things either bring on the lulz or the cringe, and in no way do they restore faith in the future of medicine.

I am very jelly of the Pons stalking. Señor Asinorium, whenever you feel ready to PM me a link to your FB profile I will request your friendship status posthaste. I would send you mine but I refuse to even PM my real name around these parts. Paranoia ftw :ninja::horns::banana::horns::ninja:

who knew Chipotle had margaritas??

WAT

Same. Does ordering the Chipotle BBQ dry rub at BW3's at lunch with a rather nonplussed Venezuelan count as celebrating it?

Yes. Also, if anyone could explain to me why Buffalo Wild Wings is called BW3's when there are clearly only 2 W's in the name, said person will win the internets for the month of May. I didn't realize that yesterday was Cinco de Mayo until someone at the hospital mentioned it. Then I forgot multiple times throughout the day and failed to celebrate. Not deliberately, I did have Chipotle for dinner (at a location sans margaritas) and 5 de mayo never crossed my mind as a reason for the atypical 15+ minute wait in line. I just assumed it was part of my Al Bundy luck and notoriously poor timing.


:hello: This is arguably my favorite emoticon on sdn. Depending on the circumstances, close runners up are :meanie: :banana:
 
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Everything went fine last night, guys, but I probably have to go back because Geekling wouldn't cooperate and give us a good enough look at their heart.
 
Yes. Also, if anyone could explain to me why Buffalo Wild Wings is called BW3's when there are clearly only 2 W's in the name, said person will win the internets for the month of May.

Wikipedia ftw: "Originally called Buffalo Wild Wings & Weck, from which the abbreviation BW3 was created..."

How did finals go?
 
Everything went fine last night, guys, but I probably have to go back because Geekling wouldn't cooperate and give us a good enough look at their heart.

They're going to dial the US up to 11? 🙂
 
🙂 Nah, kiddo was just either facing my back or curled up. Chicklet did the exact same thing. They (the techs, two of them tried) said everything looked perfectly normal, including what they could see of the heart, but the radiologist wouldn't be satisfied with the images they got.
 
🙂 Nah, kiddo was just either facing my back or curled up. Chicklet did the exact same thing. They (the techs, two of them tried) said everything looked perfectly normal, including what they could see of the heart, but the radiologist wouldn't be satisfied with the images they got.

Trust me, there's no pleasing the radiologists...they keep on wanting higher-resolution scanners with reduced scan time and higher signal-to-noise ratio, all at a reduced cost. :laugh: Glad to hear everything looks all right.
 
Wikipedia ftw: "Originally called Buffalo Wild Wings & Weck, from which the abbreviation BW3 was created..."

How did finals go?

I would bestow the keys to the internets, but it appears you already have them, sir. Finals were meh overall. 2 good, 2 that could have and should have been better. Worst case I pull 2x A- for the semester in the classes with the mediocre finals, which is irksome but still an accurate reflection of my efforts. I predict that I'll be sitting 3.7 < 3.8 for both s and cGPA's come application time; I don't think there's anything I could do in either direction to get out of that range given the heap of credit hours upon which I already sit. I am jumping through the flaming hoops, trying to suffer no worse than 1st degree burns.

Cizzle, glad the US was ok. Kind of a hassle to go back for another, but I imagine it's a small price to pay for peace of mind.
 
It's no trouble. I'm sure everything's fine and we are only about 1.5 miles from the hospital where I had the u/s. I also want better pictures for us because the two we got aren't too great.
 
I did, actually😳

It is only some locations though.

I tried to go to a legit Mexican restaurant last night - hour and a half wait. Was pretty bummed because I thought I wouldn't get the margarita I wanted - but HOORAY, Chipotle saved the day!

I knew! Never had one, though. Any good?

Surprisingly strong - and so limey my face hurt at the end from all the puckering :laugh:

WAT

Yes. Also, if anyone could explain to me why Buffalo Wild Wings is called BW3's when there are clearly only 2 W's in the name, said person will win the internets for the month of May. I didn't realize that yesterday was Cinco de Mayo until someone at the hospital mentioned it. Then I forgot multiple times throughout the day and failed to celebrate. Not deliberately, I did have Chipotle for dinner (at a location sans margaritas) and 5 de mayo never crossed my mind as a reason for the atypical 15+ minute wait in line. I just assumed it was part of my Al Bundy luck and notoriously poor timing

Indeed, friend. Was quite impressed with this discovery.

Also, BW3 has something to do with 'buffalo wild wings and whack'? I don't know - someone prob has more info than I do!

EDIT: yes, someone beat me to it!
 
I am very jelly of the Pons stalking. Señor Asinorium, whenever you feel ready to PM me a link to your FB profile I will request your friendship status posthaste. I would send you mine but I refuse to even PM my real name around these parts. Paranoia ftw :ninja::horns::banana::horns::ninja:

PM sent :banana:

Don't know why I used banana there. And that's...ok.
 
Yes, let me add to the grats, and state that I have a new goal.

LOL :laugh: "Dumbest SDN Post Today"

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ETA: dbeast, your troll thread is doing quite well for itself. Even the UMich adcoms felt the need to tweet about it.

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Wow and it's the first one of a daily feature! I wish I was applying next year as it would definitely go under my "awards" section. I'd so be in at UMich.
 
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Wow and it's the first one of a daily feature! I wish I was applying next year as it would definitely go under my "awards" section. I'd so be in at UMich.

The Dean at UMich didn't run that one by marketing, no doubt. Why immediately guarantee that every. single. follower. on twitter will read through (after RTing) that entire thread looking for what's so "stupid," other than folks taking it seriously. When you think an idea needs to die, you don't elevate it to your playing field.
 
The Dean at UMich didn't run that one by marketing, no doubt. Why immediately guarantee that every. single. follower. on twitter will read through (after RTing) that entire thread looking for what's so "stupid," other than folks taking it seriously. When you think an idea needs to die, you don't elevate it to your playing field.

Tell that to The Donald 🙄

P.S. Everyone in this thread is hilarious and I love you all.
 
The Dean at UMich didn't run that one by marketing, no doubt. Why immediately guarantee that every. single. follower. on twitter will read through (after RTing) that entire thread looking for what's so "stupid," other than folks taking it seriously. When you think an idea needs to die, you don't elevate it to your playing field.

Seriously... It's like SDN equivalent of daily Lindsay Lohan articles that everybody's "sick of hearing about" but still makes front pages.
 
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