Class of 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[Whatyousay]

---

Members do not see this ad.

no

 

[CodeBlu]

What about more MSG?

I went over to a friends house... she had a bag of MSG... omg... I was in an MSG induced coma. It made everything taste so much better.

 

[thomallama]

Hey! Nice signature! 😉

^.^

 

[CuttingCorneas]

bookfreak, you stop that. Right now.

 

[CodeBlu]

bookfreak, you stop that. Right now.

But she can't.

 

[BHaus9]

bookfreak, you stop that. Right now.

It's a game you can't win. You can only pretend not to care.

 

[CodeBlu]

She's a top junky.

 

[Whatyousay]

bookfreak, you stop that. Right now.

Welcome to the story of my life.

You can't stop a professional spammer.

 

[thomallama]

She's a top junky.

Best girlfriend to have.

 

[bookfreak89]

Best girlfriend to have.

You're good.

 

[CuttingCorneas]

Best girlfriend to have.

👍

 

[bookfreak89]

bookfreak, you stop that. Right now.

But she can't.

It's a game you can't win. You can only pretend not to care.

She's a top junky.

Welcome to the story of my life.

You can't stop a professional spammer.

Fine, fine, I'll stop. Maybe...probably not.

 

[CodeBlu]

Best girlfriend to have.

10 points for you

 

[Whatyousay]

Fine, fine, I'll stop. Maybe...probably not.

That's what she said 🙁

 

[thomallama]

That's what she said 🙁

Your quoting revealed the truth!

 

[BHaus9]

That's what she said 🙁

Woman on man crime is not a joke.

 

[CuttingCorneas]

Fine, fine, I'll stop. Maybe...probably not.

 

[CodeBlu]

Woman on man crime is not a joke.

Stiffler's Mom. On the pool table.

 

[thomallama]

Stiffler's Mom. On the pool table.

Older the berry, sweeter the juice.

 

[CuttingCorneas]

Older the berry, sweeter the juice.

That's why I'm still holding out for Harrison Ford...saggy skin and all...😍

 

[bookfreak89]

That's why I'm still holding out for Harrison Ford...saggy skin and all...😍

No Clooney?

 

[thomallama]

That's why I'm still holding out for Harrison Ford...saggy skin and all...😍

Han or Indy?

 

[CodeBlu]

Older the berry, sweeter the juice.

Very true. I love older women.

 

[CuttingCorneas]

Han or Indy?

Indy. Less competition from a certain side-bunned princess. And no Wookies to report to.

 

[phnerd1105]

OMG I'm four pages behind in a few hours!??!

 

[CuttingCorneas]

Very true. I love older women.

I'm hoping you're drawing the line at 40, rather than 80?

 

[Whatyousay]

I'm hoping you're drawing the line at 40, rather than 80?

What's wrong with hunnies in their 80s? The more experienced the better, if you ask me.

Just got some unpleasant imagery. That's gross

 

[CuttingCorneas]

No Clooney?

Oh, Dr. Ross...I wish I could quit you.

 

[CodeBlu]

I'm hoping you're drawing the line at 40, rather than 80?

I'll push 45... depending on how hot she is...

But yeah the general rule of thumb is half their age plus 7.

 

[thomallama]

What's wrong with hunnies in their 80s? The more experienced the better, if you ask me.

Just got some unpleasant imagery. That's gross

I'm sure Betty White would give you an evening you would never forget.

 

[CuttingCorneas]

Just got some unpleasant imagery. That's gross

"Nana, no!!!"

 

[CodeBlu]

I'm sure Betty White would give you an evening you would never forget.

Joan Rivers could use her face to elastic band your parts to new heights.

 

[CuttingCorneas]

Joan Rivers could use her face to elastic band your parts to new heights.

I don't know how I feel about that...she'd probably spend the whole time criticizing what you're wearing. Totally kills the mood.

 

[thomallama]

Joan Rivers could use her face to elastic band your parts to new heights.

I think she would feel like the consistency of a blow-up doll.

...not that I know what that feels like.

 

[CodeBlu]

I don't know how I feel about that...she's probably spend the whole time criticizing what you're wearing. Totally kills the mood.

I wouldn't be wearing much... hahahah

I'm a free spirit.

I wear as little as possible. When I was working in the hospital assisting a trauma team... (coolest job I ever had)... I was the guy that wore no shirt under his scrubs. It just got too damn hot in there sometimes.

 

[bookfreak89]

I think she would feel like the consistency of a blow-up doll.

...not that I know what that feels like.

 

[CuttingCorneas]

I think she would feel like the consistency of a blow-up doll.

...not that I know what that feels like.

Riiight...

 

[CodeBlu]

I think she would feel like the consistency of a blow-up doll.

...not that I know what that feels like.

My friends bought me a blow up doll for my birthday (dressed as a nurse)... it was so lifelike. I swear. Freaked me the f*ck out.

 

[CuttingCorneas]

I wouldn't be wearing much... hahahah

I'm a free spirit.

I wear as little as possible. When I was working in the hospital assisting a trauma team... (coolest job I ever had)... I was the guy that wore no shirt under his scrubs. It just got too damn hot in there sometimes.

Are you a scrubs shorts kind of guy? Be honest...

 

[blizzah]

Freaked me the f*ck out.

I bet thats all it did

 

[CuttingCorneas]

My friends bought me a blow up doll for my birthday (dressed as a nurse)... it was so lifelike. I swear. Freaked me the f*ck out.

Define lifelike...or better yet, don't.

 

[BHaus9]

Define lifelike...or better yet, don't.

He touched it and it deflated.

 

[bookfreak89]

Are you a scrubs shorts kind of guy? Be honest...

They make such things?

 

[thomallama]

Define lifelike...or better yet, don't.

He got curious.

 

[postbacpremed87]

👍

Stiffler's Mom. On the pool table.

 

[BHaus9]

👍

How about that there mad cow disease?

 

[CuttingCorneas]

Oh look, bookfreak's back, ready to crush some more dreams...

 

[thomallama]

Oh look, bookfreak's back, ready to crush some more dreams...

You could always spam over and over...but that would take the glory out of it.

 

[BHaus9]

i'm going home now

 

[bookfreak89]

Oh look, bookfreak's back, ready to crush some more dreams...