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tiedyeddog said:
teleportation devices should be here already.
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Your soliloquies remind me of the Pink Floyd song Comfortably Numb. Not because of the message or meaning of the song or the content of your posts (or lack thereof), but because of the song's first couple of lines:


Hello,
Is there anybody in there
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home?
 
Actually, in high school our teacher (a brilliant astrophysics grad student) tried calculating the probability of systematically disassembling a piece of matter (e.g. a person) into atoms and then reconstituting it in like manner. I don't remember the details, but the tl;dnr was near "impossible."

You may also remember this:
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tiedyeddog said:
I really don't lose any future reproductive viability by sacrificing a testicle. You, on the other hand, cut your reproductive life in half!
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Russian roulette, my friend. How do
I know that the ovary I give up is the one that would ovulate when i decide to reproduce?
 
tiedyeddog said:
Also, I am very tired of reading through hundreds of papers on pubmed with every paper contradicting the last. Is science real?
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I feel you.... 95% percent of my assignments at work are something along the lines of "find papers that agree with what we wrote in the manuscript, and to hell with the half of the literature that doesn't."
 
Bro Dude said:
Actually, in high school our teacher (a brilliant astrophysics grad student) tried calculating the probability of systematically disassembling a piece of matter (e.g. a person) into atoms and then reconstituting it in like manner. I don't remember the details, but the tl;dnr was near "impossible."

You may also remember this:
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Hahaha, awesome. I started out as a physics major in undergrad, and in one of our seminar classes we were frequently given random assignments that entailed calculating ludicrous probabilities, such as "how many molecules from the body of Jesus Christ does the average person have incorporated into their being at any one time?"

Also, what film is that?
 
BHaus9 said:
Hahaha, awesome. I started out as a physics major in undergrad, and in one of our seminar classes we were frequently given random assignments that entailed calculating ludicrous probabilities, such as "how many molecules from the body of Jesus Christ does the average person have incorporated into their being at any one time?"

Also, what film is that?
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:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
BHaus9 said:
I feel you.... 95% percent of my assignments at work are something along the lines of "find papers that agree with what we wrote in the manuscript, and to hell with the half of the literature that doesn't."
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Hahaha. I love how in research there is such a pressure to get publications out or you basically won't get grant money so you just find papers to support whatever data you got together
 
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