I kinda wanna be like
Girl baby I know your feet are tired because you been running through my mind all day!
LOL so what just say what's up?
Haha, gotta love the cheap pick ups: "If I made the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
In all reality, I'd walk up to her as she's about to leave and say,
TS: "Hey, how are you? My name is TexasSurgeon. What's yours?"
Girl: "-name-" {Hottiepants McCracken}
TS: "Well, Hottiepants McCracken, I live by this philosophy that every shot not taken is a shot missed; and I would love to go on a run/lift [whatever exercise you two have in common] together sometime so we could get to know each other a little better. Whatdya say?"
Something to that effect. You could also use the cliché "let's get coffee" rather than the exercise, whatever's clever.
Whatdya think?
🙂

I was waiting for you to come out of the woodwork!
Don't you have tennis or some other dumb sport like cupstacking to watch?
😆 BURN!

I like soccer; but that was hilarious!
This is lame. I got denied the transfer of the GI Bill because my dad is retired. He had to submit the paperwork before he retired for it to work.
So does the first 22 years of my life not matter? Just because he retired a year ago means I am ineligible?
I just spent the last three hours writing senators, congressmen and the president. Let's see if I can influence a national policy change.
Ouch, I'm so sorry man. The military is particularly adept at exploiting loop holes and catch 22s to save money, force recall, and prevent promotion.
🙁 Sad but true...I've heard many stories like this from enlisted men to colonels from my time contracting at the VA.