1) adult adhd with zero history of childhood problems
2) #1 with comorbid benzo use, osa, alcohol use, ridiculous sleep hygiene
3) sleeping meds mixed with stimulants
4) saying someone is disabled with zero idea about how disability is determined and why it’s super unlikely for a psych dx to be disabling due to the ada
5) trying to explain all criminal behavior by mental illness. Some people are just jerks.
6) trying to explain other bad behaviors because of mental illness. People are capable of doing bad things without a mental illness
7) diagnosing Bipolar disorder even though the prevalence rate is 1%, biggest mortality rate for psych, many meds have significant life altering side effect potential, and has a lower quality of life than pediatric cancer.
8) #7 with stimulants and benzos in board
9) #7 with borderline personality disorder, antisocial personality disorder, or intermittent explosive disorder.
10) finding something calming or fun or stress releasing and adding “therapy” after it. Looking at you equine therapy, music therapy, dance therapy, etc. I’m gonna end my career with “punching bad therapists therapy”.
11) not understanding the difference between attention, concentration, and memory.
12) who insist MDD and the like causes memory loss. Ever heard of pseudodmentia?
13) idiots who don’t read the literature
14) saying you use “cbt” when you really mean, “I add aspects of cbt to therapy when I can put it into my supportive therapy, sometimes, maybe.”
15) confusing coaching with therapy.
16) confusing soothing with therapy
17) old practitioners remaining in the field well past 65 so the younger can’t move up.
18) doing neuropsych on the side. It’s too complex to do that
19) lifespan neuropsych. I doubt the people who do this are actually able to be good at adults and good at kids.
20) confusing psychotherapy for personal growth as psychotherapy for treating illness.
21) adding your own religion or sexuality or interests into your practice.
22) bad testing in general
23) people who sell their opinions for forensics, educational, or other nonclincal uses.
24) the constant “I was trained by Lurias great grandfather”. Do something on your own and stand up as an adult in your own right.
25) “trauma”. There’s a very specific definition in the dsm. Being dumped can’t give you ptsd.
26) trauma therapy- we dropped the cathartic method a hundred years ago.
27) not confronting Pts on obvious bs. That’s demeaning.
28) “self medication”. Hint: there is next to no evidence to support this idea, and Europe doesn’t use this stupid idea in treating substance abuse.
(More to come)